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I felt bad for James and I love that he never gives up. You gotta respect the guy, he knows how to play the game and play it well. It's an injustice when a good player gets backdoored, that's not real competition to me. That blank look James gets in his eyes when he knows he's toast just kills me. Still, I don't want Howie or Janelle to leave over him so, James, It's been nice knowin' ya.
Who else saw Howie's crack when he and Janelle were in the HOH room talking to April? Oh yah, Howie was right, April's husband IS fat.
Oh Beau, stop being a little bitch. Just accept the fact that yes, Janelle IS "a frickin lucky bitch!" as you said AND WE LOVE JANELLE, and the fact that she won the trip to the Bahamas, ok? Neener, neener, neener! Get the message. No one likes you and "The Friendship." The icing on the cake was Janelle also winning America's Choice and I gleefully laughed my ass off. Of course Janelle, my kind of girl asked Michael, "Did Britney Spears have her baby?" She is so cute. I love that "The Friendship" had to fake happiness when Janie won. What a whiny cryfest that was afterwards. Ivette. You big crybaby. America Hates you most!!! Maybe if you weren't so evil (evilette as she is called on the boards) you would have had a better chance of getting a phonecall from your "tushie pie." Evil bitches Ivette ("waa! Waa! I hate her!" Boofrikitywho!), Maggie ("they wouldn't have put Eric on the phone with me"- DUH!) and April ("If America really picked Janelle, they hurt my feelings!" well, yay!!-), and all the crying and trash talking they did about Janelle and "America" in the HOH bedroom was one of the best segments I have seen. I love how the PTB at Big Brother are totally calling out "The (gag) Friendship."
Rumor is that it's another double-eviction week. Cross your fingers and say some magic spells that Janelle or Howie win HOH Thursday night.
"The whole cast was drunk or wasted throughout the taping, and everyone was having sex with everyone else. Not only were there orgies, but at one point someone relieved himself on Trishelle [Canatella, of Real World: Las Vegas and Playboy fame] in full view of the cameras and, from what I saw, she loved it. In another booze-fueled bacchanal, we hear Tonya Cooley, the lusty blonde of Real World: Chicago fame, begged co-stars to do lines off her genitals because it turns her on."
Baaahhaaaahaaa! How beautiful is that? That freakin' Trishelle, oh I hate her sooo much, she really is such a whore. I'm dying to know who was responsible for her golden showers moment. I so believe this because let's remember, this is a chick who had sex with Andy Dick, if that tells ya anything -egghghgh!-. I blame the damn Real World for putting her in the spotlight which resulted in her moving to Los Angeles (just like the rest of those loser defunct MTV reality people who move out to LA after and get jobs at the stinkin' Saddle Ranch) and endangering the rest of Los Angelinos by spreading around all the STD's i'm sure she has. "Allegedly" of course. I have no actual proof that Trishelle has STD's. I only have proof, and we all saw it on television, that she is a Puta!! (thank you to my favorite blog boy popbytes for teaching me that word). Oh, and Tonya, Tonya...she comes in a close second with Trishelle for being crowned reality tv's biggest skank! Can you just imagine her begging that disgusting Johnny Fairplay (aaaghghgh! I have always hated him!) to do blow off her genitals??! You know that pig would be totally into it with his pointy nose and sleazy curly ass hair. When asked about all this debauchery going on in the house the publicist for the show, Elizabeth Johnson, confirmed that there were many "drunken hookups" between the cast members, but said she couldn't discuss the lewdest events because she wasn't present during the taping.
On a lighter and much cleaner note, there were also rumors that a possible relationship was blossoming between Kill Reality's only gay star, Reichen Lehmkuhl of The Amazing Race 4 (cutie!), and American Idol's Clay Gaiken-excuse me, ehem, Aiken, (well, we've always wondered about him). It's said that while Clay was never seen at the house, Reichen was constantly taking calls from Aiken. Reichen has denied anything is going on between them but an on set source says that Clay would call him constantly and it was "very wierd." When asked about the possible romance the show's publicist was quoted as saying, "I don't really want to get into that" and a spokesman for Aiken couldn't be reached for comment. Hmmm....If Clay is really gay then he should just come out, who cares?! If the "Claymates" really love him for his voice then it shouldn't matter. We just want our #2 Idol to be happy, right?
"Bo has successfully undergone an emergency medical procedure that was urgently needed to save his life," the site said. "Bo had a blockage in his intestines that required immediate surgery. After the successful surgery it is critical that Bo rests for a minimum of six weeks. He will be returning to his home soon to do so."
Remember all the rumors back during the Idol finale that Bo was sick and had food poisoning? Well, he was sick but it was not food poisoning, it was his stomach problems which almost sidelined him that night. Bo's & Constantine's performances have been the highpoint of the Idol tour. Since Bo has been absent for the past three shows and now unable to return, how did they handle the show without him? Foxesonidol.com posted the following show scoop on their website:
On Saturday night in San Jose, the first show since Bo’s surgery, those in attendance were not told in advance that Bo would not be performing. Then, at the point where Bo would have normally appeared onstage, Anthony announced that Bo would not be performing and instead, his performance of “Vehicle” was shown on the jumbotron. After that, Constantine came out, singing “Sweet Home Alabama,” and was joined by Scott, Anthony, Anwar, and Nikko in an emotional tribute to Bo. At the end of the show, during the encore, Constantine wore a Bo Bice tee shirt!
I feel really lucky to have been able to see Bo perform live for what was, unbeknownst to us, his final night on the Idol tour. Bo, we love you! Our prayers are with you for a speedy recovery!!
Troubled singer Courtney Love is pregnant with actor Steve Coogan's baby.
Love has confirmed she is expecting the Around The World In 80 Days star's child following a torrid two week affair at Los Angeles' Sunset Marquis hotel last month (JUL05).
She says, "Yes, I am pregnant with Steve's baby, but I'd rather not talk about our relationship."
A source tells the News Of The World, "It was literally non-stop sex. Courtney described Steve as 'a f**king sex addict' and said he had a major substance problem.
"He admitted to seeing seven other women as well as Courtney but he told her he wasn't in love with any of them - he was falling in love with her."
Love, who is on probation for three separate charges, is currently on a 28 day drug treatment program after failing a drug test.
The source adds, "This couldn't come at a worse time for her.
"She hasn't made any decision about whether she should keep the baby or not. Courtney is 41 and this might be the last time she gets to have another child."
the 41-year-old singer has released an official statement through her management company, Sanctuary Artist Management., denying she is pregnant.
The statement says, "Courtney Love wishes to make it clear that she denies recent stories suggesting she is pregnant or has had a relationship with Steve Coogan.
And now, some of the latest Bobby/Whitney gossip. Looks like there may be a job opening over there at the Brown/Houston ranch. Our fine friends at Radar have obtained court documents stating that in Feb 04, Houston and Brown’s maid of 17 years Silvia Vejar, “filed a suit claiming she’d been subjected to a six year pattern of sexual assault and harassment.” They go on to say that Vejar’s former coworker, Rose Hunt, “soon followed suit, claiming the couple fostered an “intimidating and offensive working environment.” The court documents do not go into specifics on what actually took place, but Radar says that a source close to Houston claims a “typical household chore” when Houston was “really screwed up from drugs” involved tending to her hygiene. “They would have to wash her privates for her. It was disgusting. Those poor women deserve anything they can get!” A courthouse source said a settlement was being negotiated.
Ahhh, hell to the no! Whitney, say it ain’t so!
Well. Once again, King Kaysar is gone. How heartbreaking was that first live shot of him? Dressed impeccably, dashingly handsome, but visibly sad and disappointed. Kaysar played the game like it should be played, with great skill, intelligence and yes, balls. That is the type of player Big Brother fans like to see, one that approaches the game for what it is, a big, elaborate puzzle. It’s sad, because the fans of the show brought him back and then Kaysar was ripped away from us again too quickly and in such a horrible, unfair way. “America’s Choice” should have had more of a choice and a chance to stay. After his first eviction from the Big Brother house a couple weeks back, Kaysar was on Housecalls and told Marcellas that although he did not win the game, he accomplished what he had hoped to accomplish. Think about it. When Kaysar first walked through the doors of the Big Brother house, many viewers saw him as the Iraqi, the Muslim guy who prayed every morning and some people cracked the typical terrorist jokes. But by week two, things changed. We started to know Kaysar as the intelligent, thoughtful, intriguing and yes, hunky man he is, not that profiled stereotype that people today are so quick to assign. 82 % of Big Brother fans, Americans, fell in love with the guy. When he walked out those doors of the Big Brother house, he wasn’t the “Iraqi” or “the Muslim guy” anymore, he was just our King Kaysar.
You did not let America down.
Also, don't forget to TiVo the premiere of "Tommy Lee Goes To College" 9pm/nbc. !!!
Poor Madge. Today is her 47th birthday and she ends up in the hospital! Madonna was badly hurt when she suffered several broken bones in a horse riding accident at her country home outside London. She was out with an assistant taking a birthday horse ride on a new horse she wasn't accustomed to, and basically fell off. She was hospitalized with three cracked ribs, a broken collarbone and broken hand. Oouch! She is expected to be released from the hospital later this evening.
Ahh shucks! I can’t believe I missed it! Amber Frey held two seminars at the Learning Annex last week called “An Evening with Amber Frey: Caught in Scott Peterson’s Web of Lies,” where she discussed her involvement with Peterson, the murder trial of Laci and how she had to learn to forgive and call upon her inner strength to overcome the challenges life was throwing at her. O.K., so I was slightly obsessed with the Scott Peterson case. Maybe I listened over and over to her taped phonecalls with Peterson everyday on Court TV (and read the transcripts), could not get through the day without my hero Nancy ‘Goodnight Friend' Grace’s commentary, ran to the bookstore the day Amber Frey: Witness for the Prosecution came out, tore through it two days and watched the TV movie based on it (the book was better), but having an opportunity to go listen to Amber, not to mention possibly getting a glimpse of vicious Gloria “Ballcrushers” Allred would have been a dream come true. Gloria, the publicity whore she is, is always by Amber’s side and I bet she would have been wearing one of her fabulous broaches. Amber lives in Fresno, but you wanna take a guess where they held the seminars? The Learning Annex in San Diego (where Peterson’s parents live, not to mention where he was arrested) and San Francisco (where Scott is spending the remainder of his days on death row). Isn’t it ironic, dontcha’ think? Hey, I know Amber isn’t the brightest bulb on the tree. I have no excuse for her posing for those nude photos with the braces. But, I think considering what Peterson put her through and the privacy she lost in result, she deserves a hella big break. She is a single mom with two children whose fathers basically bailed on her. It is actually quite tragic and sad how she keeps making the same mistakes with men over and over, (Girl! Learn how to use protection!) but I really would have been interested to hear what she had to say. If you know anything about her, you know that she is a good person who, in her desperate hope for love and companionship, trusted men way too easily and way too quickly. What happened to her with Peterson was a frightening realization to many women that we no longer live in a day where we can meet someone seemingly perfect, keep our guards down and let love run its course. Because like Amber learned, that perfect man could also be the perfect murderer or a married son of a bitch.
Tom Sizemore, the actor probably best known for his role in Saving Private Ryan (but I prefer to refer to him as the bastard that beat my girl Heidi Fleiss when they were dating) is a freakin' trainwreck. He has had so many problems, all of them related to drugs. Just a sampling of his misdeeds include a trip to rehab in '95 for a heroin habit, being convicted of beating up a girlfriend in '02, charged in '04 with threatening to inflict injury on ex-Madam Heidi (remember her crying on the witness stand?) and also his arrest for possession of methamphetamine and crack ('04). A couple months ago, a story came out about him trying to trying to falsify a drug test by using a Whizzinator a fake penis that holds drug-free urine (click the link, they've got pictures!). Yikes. Just when you think the Whizzinator story could not be topped, my favorite tabloid, The National Enquirer has done it. They are reporting that Sizemore has recently been diagnosed with the medical condition Priapism, which, get this, means "he can never be satisfied sexually and has an abnormal, persistent and painful erection that won't go down in spite of orgasm and can be caused by alcohol or drug abuse." Neato! His manager backs up the story saying, "He can have sex nine times without stopping. His condition explains his sexual addiction." This isn't even the best part people...there's more, there's more! Seems that good 'ol boy Tom set up camera's all around his house to document his escapades with the nine girls living with him (yes, I said nine) to make some homemade porn. But someone got hold of three tapes and sold them and they are expected to hit the internet at any minute. Scandal! I love it! But shiiiiit, now I have this damn visual of Sizemore, arms outstretched, running around the house chasing the women with a massive boner. It's gonna haunt me the whole day and I hope now that you've read this story it will haunt you too. God help us all.
Here we go...results are in and those big time investigators said they found no proof that Paula Abdul had an affair with former American Idol contestant Corey Clark or helped him on the show. "Paula Abdul, therefore, can continue as a judge on 'American Idol,'" the network and series producers said in a statement.Bahahahahahahahahaaaaaa! If that is not a load of crap, I don't know what is! No matter how greasy Corey Clark is, it was so obvious poor tortured Paula had an affair with him. I watched that Dateline interview! I saw Paula's cough medicine, receipts from Fred Segal and heard the voicemails! She did it, no question! Saying that, I never wanted Paula to leave the show, even as annoying as she is and as much as I scream "they have to get rid of her!!!" after every critique she gives, I would really miss seeing Simon torment her. Plus, Corey Clark is such a low-life that I would hate for him to get any vindication. Welcome back Paula!
FALSE COURTNEY LOVE SUICIDE RUMORS FILL INTERNET: LAPD Officer Kathi Simpson of the Media Relations office says detectives report that the suicide in the 8500 block of Mulholland Drive in the Mount Olympus area does not involve a celebrity. Off duty police officer reportedly killed self early in morning in secluded area off famous drive...
Aww Courtney, you break me freakin' heart! I really wanted to believe in you and have a little faith, I should have known better. Boohoo. -so sad-
Page Six had the following dirt on Courtney at Pammy Anderson's recent Comedy Central roast:
YESTERDAY'S announcement that Courtney Love had tested positive for drugs came as no surprise to anyone who attended the Comedy Central roast of Pamela Anderson Sunday night at the Sony Studios in L.A. Love was "out of it" when she arrived. On the red carpet, she slammed her head into a photographer's lens while posing for a close-up, a source said. During the roast, Love, seated on the dais, repeatedly flashed her crotch at the crowd, pulled up her shirt to reveal a lacy black bra and shouted "Drugs on the house!" She babbled incoherently into the microphone for ten minutes — prompting more than a few people to tell the rocker to be quiet. After Love shouted, "I'm sober over a year now," host Jimmy Kimmel said, "If this is sober, there is a real problem." One audience member snickered, "She makes Andy Dick look like a choirboy." The roast will be televised Sunday at 10 p.m., but sources say Love's antics will "have to be cut. Even Comedy Central can't run most of what she did." Love's manager didn't return calls
Usually when celebrities put out fashion lines they suck. Just look at the cheap crap J-Lo put out (maybe her new line Sweetface will be better), Mary-Kate and Ashley (K-Mart!), Kathy Lee Gifford (Wallmart!), Anna Nicole Smith (trashy!) and Pamela Anderson(saw it in Malibu, actually kinda cute) and I'm not holding out too much hope for Jessica Simpson's new line either (inspired by Daisy Duke? whatever!). But seriously, the only good line to come from a celebrity has been Gwen Stefani's L.A.M.B. , that is, until now. You may love him, you may hate him, but Ryan Seacrest (yes, you heard me) has come out with "The R Line," an awesome line of funky ass t-shirts (which I happen to be wearing today, thank you very much). His stuff aint no Wallmart quality crap either, these super soft, not to mention flattering t-shirts are being sold at places like Fred Segal, Marshall Fields and other cute little boutiques. I want to buy one in every design and just like I can't stop buying new pairs of jeans, probably will!
Oh the horror. That's that fake extension wearing, beauty pageant ("I've been in five!") girl Casey or whatever her name is from MTV's Laguna Beach at her prom. tvgasm has posted pictures of the whole gang for everyone to look at. Geesh, all we had to worry about at last year's prom was Lo & Christina's matching dress pattern "whore!" now we have Casey wearing that horrrrrrible yellow dress Sheryl Crow wore to the Grammys. It's so awful, it hurts to look at it. Oh the humanity!