TERI HATCHER DOES NOT ENGAGE IN SIN WAGONS!

For those of you who read the story published by The Sun newspapers entitled "Hatcher Shocks Neighbors with Passion Sex Wagon," which claimed Teri Hatcher had amorous encounters with men in a van parked outside her home, please note: the story is unfortunately NOT true. Ms. Hatcher's legal representatives said that the story has no basis whatsoever in truth and demanded retractions from all who published such scandalously delicious untruths. Oh well. I just love the idea of a gang full of greasy men pulling up to her house, Teri Hatcher running out her front door and loading into the dirty van for a good time. How ridiculous is that? It's so absurd you would just pray for it to be true. Saying that, I do have a sneaking suspicion that Ms. Hatcher isn't as "innocent" as she seems. Heh. Allegedly.