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8.26.2005

HEY! REMEMBER ME?! REMEBER ME?! I GOT HIT ON THE HEAD TOO!!!

Like our little friend Eva Longoria, Jennifer Love Hewitt has become the latest actress to get conked on the head while working. Apparently she was hit on the old noggin by a chair during a reading for her upcoming TV show Ghost Whisperer (she talks to dead people!) and suffered a mild concussion. Huh? How does that happen? Was it a magic chair with wings? Thankfully, to the joy of millions of men, the boobies were not harmed.

3 Comments:

Anonymous The Shadow said...

Thank God the breasts were not hurt. Like national treasures, those golden mammaries should be protected around the clock with armed guards. And I protest the picture posted with this article. Couldn't you have posted one of her scantily clad, bent over a chair in high heels pictures from Maxim or FHM? At least you managed to get one where the twins were kept in frame.

8:57 AM, August 29, 2005  
Blogger JP said...

Some comment, shadow. You forgot to mention her giraffe neck.

9:23 AM, August 29, 2005  
Anonymous The Shadow said...

I didn't even notice that she had a neck. Ah, yes, I see now that she does.

10:24 AM, August 29, 2005  

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