SO MUCH FOR EXHAUSTION! IT'S REHAB!

Good ol boy Eminem is in Rehab. We knew something was up when his peeps gave the old "exhaustion" excuse for the cancellation of his European tour a couple days back. Eminem of all people having exhaustion? Um, yah, nah-ah. Who is he, Lindsay Lohan? And get this, a spokesperson for Em says he is in the hospital under doctor's care and being treated for dependancy on sleep medication. Sleep medication??? Give me a break. I'm sorry, I don't know the "Hollywood code" for that one. Does that mean cocaine? Heroine? A really bad addiction to the Ganja, the Wacky Tobaccy? Was he taking "sleep medication" to come down from something else? Hmmmm..naughty, naughty, naughty. Wow, first Courtney Love, now Eminem...C'mon Hollywood! Give us lucky number three, it's Friday!