BYE, BYE BITCHES!

For a night that started off with sadness and dissapointment, it sure ended with a celebratory bang! Like Howie said, “It’s hurricane season!” and on tonight’s Big Brother, Hurricane Howie and Hurricane Janelle rolled on in. From Howie asking April “How do you feel that America hates you April? I want a pepperoni pizza (April’s dog’s name is Pepperoni) where can I get some pepperoni for it?” to the always gorgeous and charming Janelle’s spirit induced rant, “Maggie? You’re a bitch! Jennifer? You look like a clown!” Poor Beau was reduced to drunken tears after his fight with Janelle (how awesome was that screaming match??) Hey, all I can say is when you are part of “The Nerd Herd” you’re fair game sweetheart. The beauty of Big Brother is that the game can turn on a dime and that it did when Janelle won the HOH competition (YAY!) tonight. What we didn’t hear was that after her win, Janelle walked up to Jen and said, “give me the f’in key bitch!” That’s why we saw Jen throw it on the ground during the live show. Since this is a double-eviction week, she had to immediately nominate 2 houseguests, which ended up being Jenny and Maggie. What a great site it was to see Janelle strut out into the living room and announce her nominations all while shooting fire out of her eyes and then telling them, “bye, bye bitches!” Go Janey!

Well. Once again, King Kaysar is gone. How heartbreaking was that first live shot of him? Dressed impeccably, dashingly handsome, but visibly sad and disappointed. Kaysar played the game like it should be played, with great skill, intelligence and yes, balls. That is the type of player Big Brother fans like to see, one that approaches the game for what it is, a big, elaborate puzzle. It’s sad, because the fans of the show brought him back and then Kaysar was ripped away from us again too quickly and in such a horrible, unfair way. “America’s Choice” should have had more of a choice and a chance to stay. After his first eviction from the Big Brother house a couple weeks back, Kaysar was on Housecalls and told Marcellas that although he did not win the game, he accomplished what he had hoped to accomplish. Think about it. When Kaysar first walked through the doors of the Big Brother house, many viewers saw him as the Iraqi, the Muslim guy who prayed every morning and some people cracked the typical terrorist jokes. But by week two, things changed. We started to know Kaysar as the intelligent, thoughtful, intriguing and yes, hunky man he is, not that profiled stereotype that people today are so quick to assign. 82 % of Big Brother fans, Americans, fell in love with the guy. When he walked out those doors of the Big Brother house, he wasn’t the “Iraqi” or “the Muslim guy” anymore, he was just our King Kaysar.

You did not let America down.