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Oh Courtney, so sad, so sad. You were doing so great, what the hell happened? What pushed you over the edge? Was it the fat jokes? Was it the Pamela Anderson Roast? Whatever it was, Courtney Love is back in rehab today after she tearfully admitted in court to using drugs, a violation of her probation terms. The judge ordered her into a 28-day drug treatment program, but said he wanted to put her in jail. "I think that you need to hit rock bottom before you make a decision about what you're going to do in the future," Superior Court Judge Rand Rubin told the sobbing Love. Love was in court for allegedly being under the influence of a controlled substance which was not identified, but by the way she was acting at Pammy Anderson's roast and that little thing she did on stage, putting her finger up to her nose and then pointed it to the audience, I'm going to guess, allegedly, um, maybe COCAINE? Geesh, why can't people stop with the blow already? The judge ordered her back to court Sept. 16 for sentencing on the probation violations. "There will be sentencing and some further consequences at that time," Rubin said. "I think you either need a long-term drug program or a long term in County Jail." Yikes, jail. We saw it happen to Robert Downey Jr., Scott Wieland, & Bobby Brown all because of the drugs. I hate to say it, but I think good 'ol Courtney is finally headed to the Big House.


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