"My mom told me if I didn't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all, so I won't say 'Amercian Idol' sux, but it does make me laugh when someone like Kelly Clarkson disses someone like Hilary Duff, 'cause let's not forget Kelly (BTW-Kanye West thinks u have a nice a--, I saw him look at it one time ... me, I prefer the more fit look), you were a 'contestant' on a TV show. Hilary made herself."
And this guy calls himself punk rock???? First off, Kelly is known as probably one of the sweetest, most down to earth girls in pop music today and her quote was so obviously said in jest. Secondly, no question that Hilary Duff is a sweetheart and I even like that song she did that's the theme song to Laguna Beach. But we all know that Hilary did not "make" herself in music. She got her record deal because of her celebrity and the hit Disney TV show she was on. Truth be told, she can't sing for shit. Yes, Kelly may have been discovered on American Idol, but the girl can (as Paula Abdul would say,) "blow." And the comments he made about Kelly's booty "I prefer the more fit look", well, as a woman, I would trade bodies with Kelly any day over Duff's new lollipop look.
Benji Madden's idiotic posts were quickly removed off his website, probably due to overwhelming embarrassment and loss of punk rock cred. When MTV News talked to him the other night at Hilary's 18th birthday party he said, "Here's the thing, I heard that she said some petty things about someone I care deeply about, so I just made some petty remarks 'cause I'm a petty guy. Straight up, I'm from Waldorf, Maryland, you guys. Let's not forget that. You take shots, I take shots. I love you, Kelly- it's all good." Um, yah, whatever. Don't try to save face now! Seems like this wasn't the first time one of the Madden brother's did something idiotic to "defend" Hilary's honor. MTV News reported once that Joel (the one actually dating Hilary) made Lindsay Lohan's 8 year old little brother Cody cry when he refused to give him an autograph until his sister apologized for her feud with Duff. Now it makes even more sense why this 26 year old man dates a 17 (oops, just turned 18!) year old.
Plus, the best part of the new cast is the addition of the fab special guest star FLORENCE HENDERSON, who is sane enough not to live in that crazy house, but will be popping by as the cast's full time and on-call therapist/advisor. We all saw how great she was when she tried to set the sweet Christopher Knight (otherwise known as Peter Brady) straight about that hoochie mamma Adrienne on My Fair Brady a few weeks ago. Too bad Dr. Flo wasn't around The Surreal Life house this season with Omarosa and Janice Dickenson, now that would have been good. We love Florence!
Slated to air on VH1 in January, the sixth season of "The Surreal Life," will see this brand new cast move through a maze of outrageous events including taking over a small market TV newscast, a music video shoot and yes, transforming into a hair metal band. Should be entertaining as always, I can't wait!
Laguna Beach Finale
Laguna Beach: LC Gets Her Own Show
Laguna Beach: What's Happening Now
Laguna Beach's Kristin Lands Movie Role
Laguna Beach Recap: LC and Jason, DUNZO!
L.C and Jason? Oh. My. Gaw.
Laguna Beach Secrets
Aaaargh! I'm sooooo mad! One of the most beautiful looking couples to ever walk the planet are getting a divorce after only 5 months of marriage. One Tree Hill co-star's Chad Michael Murray (Lucas) and Sophia Bush (Brooke) have called it quits. They married this past April in Santa Monica.
"This is a difficult and unfortunate situation," Bush said in a statement. "I am glad this is being resolved sooner rather than later." Murray issued a statement of his own, saying: "I am saddened to announce that Sophia and I are separating. This is a very difficult time for me."
This is a very difficult time for me too Chad. I mean, what is going to happen on One Tree Hill between Brooke and Lucas now? Last season's cliffhanger left us with Lucas finally confessing his love to Brooke and she finally dumped the creepy Felix guy! I love those two together and now this potentially could mess up a good storyline! We don't want Lucas back with Peyton or lesbian Anna...we want Brooke!Damn you Chad...This is what happens when you are caught by photographers leaving a strip club so soon after your marriage, but I didn't want to believe you were doing anything bad to my girl Sophia. But I heard the rumors, yes, we all heard the rumors Chad. Jerk! CNN
The Shield is one of the most intense, awesome cop dramas on television. It's the kind of show that makes you scream and gasp with horror when you least expect it. Plus, it has some of the best writing on television today. We love everyone at The Shield, especially Chicky!! Now Forest Whitaker is coming? This is going to be too good. I can't wait until...arrrgh! January???
The first episode starts out with the revelation that Danny had an affair. Old news to radio listeners who heard the tearful phone call from Gretchen early one morning, but still equally tragic. This is a woman whom he credits with saving his life, someone who stood by him through all his madness for 15 years and married him after only 7 hours of knowing him. What comes next is a look into the very dark world of Bonaduce, who struggles with the continual temptations of other women, alcohol abuse, steroids and severe anger issues, all while trying to hide who he really is from his children and be a good father and husband.
He's not the funny, silly Bonaduce we have seen on Geraldo & Sally Jesse over the years. He's a brand new, kinda scary Bonaduce and a written description just can't do this show justice. It's dark, it's intense, it'll creep you out at times and it's addictive. This ain't no Hollywood glamour reality show. Bonaduce is one of those guys who has messed up so many times, but you still root for him to crawl out of the darkness, again and again and again.At the very least, please watch the shows entire trailer, it will give you chills.
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are now husband and wife. The star couple were married Saturday night in Los Angeles, a source confirms to PEOPLE. No other details were available, and the couple's rep declined to comment. Read More...
Having evolved from the 1999 HBO special Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm, this series proves how seemingly trivial details of one's day-to-day life--a trip to the movies, a phone call, a visit from some trick-or-treaters--can precipitate a "Murphy's Law" chain of misfortune to hilarious effect. Like George Costanza in Seinfeld, the protagonist of Curb Your Enthusiasm has a knack for getting himself into uncomfortable situations that end up alienating him from peers and acquaintances.
It's time for some good laughs people. If you don't have HBO, then by all means, please go out and buy the first four seasons on DVD. You don't know what you're missing.
Taryn's a cool chick (not to mention has a really great band called Boomkat). I'm glad she and everyone else on the plane is ok!
Ahhhhh, when the cat's away the mice will play. New details are coming out about Tori Spelling's split from husband Charlie Shanian. People Magazine spoke with the actress who admitted to falling in love with her Mind Over Murder (yay! a new cheesy made for tv movie!) co-star Dean McDermott while away on location. Naughty, naughty, Tori! Apparently Ms. Spelling could not be faithful to her husband because she was away on set for a whole three weeks and according to a friend, "realized that her relationship with her husband was not right for her." Well, gee, yah...being married is a big inconvenience when you want to screw your co-star. Damn Marriage! It always gets in the way! So, this guy she had the affair with, Dean McDermott, it looks like he was also married, but of course, they say that marriage was not working either. What a coincidence!! "It just happened," says Spelling's friend. "No one meant any harm to anyone. You can't help who you fall in love with and who you're right with." Mwah, mwah, mwah...give me a break. McDermott filed for divorce on September 9 from his wife of 12 years, Mary Jo Eustace. Nice. What's on Spelling's to do list now? Well she tells People Magazine she would like to sit down with her husband and "talk about this in detail." And more importantly, "decide who will live where," because as Spelling explains, "It's not easy to make decisions like this, and it takes time to know what you are going to do." Slut!
"I am offended by your statement against Ivette & have also perfected my (head flip), offended look for the camera."
"James, buddy, I'm sorry but me wearing your 'Underwears' did not work."
"Ivette, how stupid are you for not taking my deal?!"
"I still don't understand how shitty America could chose Janelle over me, a NEWLYWED!!"
"How am I not in the final 2? I should have never brought that damn Sarah as my partner."
"You are NOT really thinking of voting for Ivette! Howie! You better swing the vote!"
"I may not be in the final 2, but America loves me most! Bye, bye, bitches!"
Other random things happening....Oh yay! We got our "three" in the Hollywood divorce game. The latest marriage to hit the skids is Soprano's star Jamie Lynn DiScala and her husband. I know, pretty boring, but she gave us a third divorce, so thank you Jamie Lynn. Oh dear, now she is going to have to deal with all that paperwork to go back from DiScala to Sigler! Marriage is such a pain in the ass!
Awww, No Girl! These titties are R-E-A-L! Tyra told that to me and all the rest of us girls watching her new talk show today (yay! bonus for staying home sick!) I just love Tyra to death. First off, I'm obsessed with America's Next Top Model (even though I was sooo not feeling last season's winner Naima and which by the way is premiering its new season tonight on UPN!!! WATCH FOOLS!) I loved when Oprah used to have her on as a guest and Ms. Tyra spent the hour telling girls how she had cellulite and zits too...it just made her so real to all of us ladies! Well, I've only seen her new talk show twice, but I think it is awesome and will now have to TiVo it. Today the show was all about Boobies. Howie from Big Brother 6 would have gone nuts! So, Tyra...because she's a girls girl y'know, wanted to show that she is just like us. She first kicked out all the men from the studio audience and then took off her Victoria's Secret bra to show her boobs sagged without it. Now if that was not enough, she then brought out Garth Fisher from Extreme Makeover and had him do a "touch test" where he literally felt up her braless boobs (ha! take that Brooke Burke!) and confirmed to all of us that they were indeed, real! Tyra, you're the best!
Lastly, for all you who are MTV's Laguna Beach fans, when the hell did Jessica become the new breakout star of the show?! I will admit, she is an idiot and the way she talks annoys the hell out of me ("I-Wuz-like-Xtreemly- BBBuMMMed OuT-like-y'know.) I rolled my eyes at Jessica and her idiot boyfriend Jason and just wished for the Stephen/Lauren/Kristen triangle. Now, I find my self obsessed with Jessica/Jason/Alex. Not because they are interesting people, they are just obsessively mind numbing. Let me make this clear...I hate, hate, hate, that weasel Jason and don't understand how these girls can go so nuts for him. What an idiot he is! Anytime one of them will ask him a question about their relationship he can't even answer and resorts to mumbles or "huh? ugh, duh, um, yes, no." Loser! That Jessica is annoying as hell but I am obsessed with her and, oh my Gawd! What about the freakin' hickey girlfriend had on her neck in last night's episode? Um, yah Jess, it sure does look like a "birthmark." Hickey's are soooo 1987! I was actually surprised when she had one as I thought blow jobs were the new hickeys for teens today. Oh, and we cannot forget the fab Alex (who I prefer to think of as the poor man's Kelly Clarkson). I have been a little disappointed in her since she started dating Jason because she has become whinny and clingy with him ("hug me! kiss me! act like you're happy to see me!") when before she seemed like someone that would give that creep Jason a run for his money. She started dating Jason practically the day after he and Jessica broke up and now is mad that soon after he and Jessica hooked up again. Yah, Jessica is stupid (stop calling him!!), Jason is still a loser (and I'm sorry, not cute) and Alex has learned that karma, not Jessica, is quite the bitch.
That's what News of The World is reporting went on when Jude Law and his ex-wife Sadie Frost were still married. Plus, It's just another thing to add to the laundry list of drugged out behavior from the "Fabulous Life!" of model Kate Moss. Moss, who was also caught on film last week doing lines of coke, allegedly has had on-going lesbian relationships with both Sadie Frost and actress Davinia Taylor not to mention, those three have also taken a dip in the "threesome pool" together. Poor old Jude was only invited to join in because he was jealous of Kate and Sadie (and we all know how good 'ol boy acts when he feels neglected), and Kate thought this was a way to get him to shut the hell up.
News of The World claims:
Our dossier shows Sadie has been the major focus of Kate's bisexual lust. And it caused friction with Jude Law and flamenco star Jackson Scott, the lover Sadie took up with after her split from her husband. Kate dealt with the Jude problem simply by getting the sex-mad actor involved. Another source close to Sadie Frost told us: "Sadie doesn't really fancy other women, but it has become normal between her and Kate. Jude started to hate it when his wife was alone with Kate. "So they had threesomes--Jude, Kate and Sadie--because he didn't like it when he wasn't involved. At one of Kate's parties Sadie was having sex openly with Kate and they were all over each other's breasts.
"Sadie and Jackson split in August. And we can reveal that Sadie's relationship with Kate has also cooled. "Kate went off Sadie when she split from Jude. She'd sleep with people if they were important," said a source close to the actress. "Sadie is in love with Kate, she is possessive over her but Kate is not so interested in her now. I was told that Sadie went mad when she heard Kate was trying to get off with Davinia."
"Cutting-edge" barely describes the jaw dropping nerve of FX's Nip/Tuck as it returns for a third adults-only season of gripping sexual and psychological drama. Graphic and grotesque, yet at moments unexpectedly tender, the season opener explores the damaged psyche of playboy plastic surgeon Christian (Julian McMahon), a victim of serial slasher the Carver and the crumbling marriage of his partner, Sean (Dylan Walsh). The use of patient as metaphor is a bit much-in the opener, an obese woman is stuck to her couch (or, quoting her daughter, "trapped under the weight of your own fear")-but there is no more addictively provocative show on TV."