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Not the most flattering photo of Alex M.

Well, it looks as if the blossoming romance between LC & Jason is over. LC has suddenly become this tough ass bitch (which I love!) and basically kicked Jason to the curb for kissing Jessica. Hey, can ya blame her? LC is a hot chick and Jason is a meathead. I am yet to understand why, when the bad boy finds himself digging the good girl, he usually goes and messes things up so blatantly & pathetically. Oh, LC...we've all been there girl, we've all been there. My favorite part was the little talk LC & Jason had outside of her house, not to mention the fact that LC's dad forbade Jason to enter casa Conrad, not because Meathead took his daughter out on a date in a stupid ass mini car, but because he embarrassed her at their family function--hee hee. So who knows what's up with those two now. I have read in different places they are not together and that LC has a new boyfriend. Dieter & the "Alexes" were on Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning (more about that in a minute) and they said that Jason is single. Who knows.

One thing that has been really frustrating about watching the episodes is with the editing, it's impossible to tell how much time has lapsed between anything. Take for example LC & Jason....did they really just date for like 2-3 weeks, or did they date the whole summer? Also, LC's party (oh! I loved seeing Lo, even if it was for about 10 seconds!)..color me confused about that. Was Kristin really such a bitch that she just walked in for about 5 minutes, didn't even acknowledge LC (even though she was invited to her home) then took Stephen and just bailed? Or, was she there for an hour or so but the editing made her look horrible? I know there are some cool Kristin fans that read/comment on this site and I'm trying really hard to like her more, but honestly, every time I start to, she goes ahead and pulls something like that. Agghghghgh!

Next week's episode is the finale of Season 2 and what do you know? Pretty much all the kids we like are moving to Los Angeles. Why do all reality stars have to move to L.A.? We already have too much traffic people!! For those of you who heard that Kristin and Alex H were living together in Los Angeles, well, it's not happening anymore. Alex H told Ryan Seacrest this morning that her and Kristin lived together for a couple months but, and I quote, "we have a better friendship when we are not living together." Hmmm. Sounds like things did not go well. Ryan kept saying he thinks it was a Paris and Nicole situation between the two of them. Alex H revealed that as of Monday night, the "Alexes" are now roommates. Unfortunately, nothing else could be confirmed and no dirt was spilled by Dieter, Alex H and Alex M because MTV basically gag ordered them. They didn't want the kids to go on Ryan's show because the network apparently was afraid about what Ryan would ask them. Whatever! So, they had to stay completely mum about everything until the finale airs next week. Ryan said he wants to get everyone back on his show next Tuesday morning to tell all the dirt, so if he syndicates in your city, tune in!

Lastly, if your are/are not a fan of that nasty Casey (the one that spread the Alex M hygiene rumor), check out Britboy In L.A.'s post on the brand new Team Casey! There are some great pictures of her wearing some porn ass bikini that are truly frightening but hilarious. The bikini definitely gives that prom dress a run for it's money. Sizzlin!! "MARIA! WILL YOU MAKE ME A KE-SA-DILLA POUR FAVOUR????"

Laguna Beach Finale

Laguna Beach: LC Gets Her Own Show
Laguna Beach: What's Happening Now
Laguna Beach's Kristin Lands Movie Role
L.C and Jason? Oh. My. Gaw.
Laguna Beach Secrets


Blogger Kristi said...

I'm tellin' ya, the last two episodes had some horrible editing. They had repeats of scenes but different conversations (like the hot tub scene with LC and Jason talking, same scene, one was "You don't say hi to me when you come in to my house" and the other was "I'm moving to LA, I have an internship..."). So this weeks episode makes it hard to believe any of it is real. I hope that Kristin didn't go to LC's house and not talk to her. She is a bitch but come on. She's not THAT rude, is she?

I have a new respect for LC though. I guess it was because I felt sorry for her for what Jason did.

I'm bummed also that they didn't show more of Lo. It's like MTV forced her to show up at that party. She looked bored.

8:17 AM, November 09, 2005  
Blogger DeeDee said...

I love it when you write a re-cap of Laguna Beach. I miss the damn thing because I normally fall asleep before then...but I fall asleep feeling confident that when I wake up the next morning, I can read it when I get to work.
Thanks man!
Your fellow Californian (in the OC),

1:45 PM, November 10, 2005  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

Kristi: I worry with all the new found publicity, she MAY be getting that rude. But, who knows, we'll see how they get along in season 3 in L.A.! :)

2:24 PM, November 10, 2005  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

deedee, aww! thank you! I'm so happy you like my silly recaps. :)

2:25 PM, November 10, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kristen is a bitch when she went over to LCs house and didnt even talk to her that was some rude shit!

1:18 PM, November 11, 2005  
Blogger kally said...

In an article in US Weekly covering The Hills it said that LC and Jason were still together? So now I don't know...guess we will have to wait and see if he shows up!?!

8:40 PM, December 01, 2005  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

yah, I have read in a few places now that jason and lc are still together--eeecchch. who knows. he better be good to her!

9:12 PM, December 01, 2005  
Anonymous AKTARUS said...

Hey Tabloid Whore!
I'm a "Tabloid Pimp" from Paris ( not Hilton! )
I'm also a huge Fan of your blog!
you have a certain "sens de l'humour" that reminds me of a certain Lauren Weisberger...
Thanx for your comments on Laguna Beach...
i just discovered it and i'm already addicted !
I did the 2 seasons in only one night ...
The only thing that really shocked me is that there wasn't any black or chinese people in that show
it's a bit "Waspy Creepy!" don't you think?
from my point of view, it's not realistic at all!

if you come in Paris one day, contact me!
and we'll go shopping to complete your 200 dollars jeans collection...
By the way, i think we should start starting a new T-shirt bussiness...
The first one will be "SAVE MARIA" or

Send me a email:
i'd like to send you a "tabloid" present!

12:21 PM, December 28, 2005  

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