Tabloid Whore!



Not much of interest is going on in the world of tabloid gossip this week I tell ya. The stuff that is happening is so boring I don't even want to write about it. Who cares if Scarlett Johannson clipped someone's car at Disneyland? Punky Brewster had a baby girl..whoopdidoo...that "missing teen actress" Scout Taylor Compton (who?) was found at a friends house less than 24 hours after the story went public (can we say publicity stunt? or at the very least, stupid brat?), The New York Post arguing whether or not Victoria Gotti had "real" breast cancer (precancerous, cancerous, invasive, non-invasive, it's all terrifying to any woman so shut the hell up and let her say whatever she wants NY Post), all of these stories are not giving me the proper gossip fix I need today.
So instead, let's just cover the injustices of 1) Rockstar: INXS and 2) BB6: the current situation:
Rockstar: INXS: Marty Casey and Ty Taylor being in the bottom three? Ridiculous. Dave Navarro said it best when he dropped his microphone. I even enjoyed Deanna Johnston's original song but hey, the girls are going to continue to be picked off one by one until the brilliant Marty is crowned the new lead singer of INXS and if he's not, the band is freakin' crazy. Fun stuff: you can download the live performances (albeit for .99 cents each) off the Rockstar:INXS website. I just may have to drop the nickel and get Marty's version's of Britney Spears "Baby One More Time" and The Killers "Mr. Brightside."
Big Brother 6: ugh, I have been so uninspired to write after we lost Kaysar. Janelle's HOH win was amazing, but damn, she had it for one day, that is not fair. Now tonight Howie and Rachel are up for eviction and it looks like Ray-Ray is probably going to be the one out the door. Good, cuz even though I like her just fine, I'm not ready to see Howie leave. The nerd herd and their possible domination with the votes is just depressing and I'm praying The Summer of Secrets will bring a twist to the final vote. I cannot believe the Nerd Herd still talks about Crappy and put his picture up in the HOH room? Um, hello? How many people projectile vomited when they saw that on Tuesday's show? Losers! And what is up Ivette's butt about Rachel? Me no likie the "Spicey Latina." Tonight there is supposed to be a new America's Choice, let's hope that it is something good and that it can make a real difference in the outcome of the show. Hmm...maybe we crown this weeks HOH? Hey, I can dare to dream can't I?


Anonymous The Shadow said...

I heard from a reliable source that Scarlett was actually hopped up on 'shrooms and was giving her manager a BJ when she had the accident. I also heard that Punky Brewster's kid isn't real. She's been out of the limelight for awhile, so her PR rep paired her up with another of her clients, Verne Troyer. Apparently, she's just carrying him around in a blanket. Keep this on the hush-hush, dear readers.

1:04 PM, August 25, 2005  

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