9.30.2005
FILE THIS UNDER: "HEY BENJI! ARE YOU SURE YOU WANNA SAY THAT?"


"My mom told me if I didn't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all, so I won't say 'Amercian Idol' sux, but it does make me laugh when someone like Kelly Clarkson disses someone like Hilary Duff, 'cause let's not forget Kelly (BTW-Kanye West thinks u have a nice a--, I saw him look at it one time ... me, I prefer the more fit look), you were a 'contestant' on a TV show. Hilary made herself."
And this guy calls himself punk rock???? First off, Kelly is known as probably one of the sweetest, most down to earth girls in pop music today and her quote was so obviously said in jest. Secondly, no question that Hilary Duff is a sweetheart and I even like that song she did that's the theme song to Laguna Beach. But we all know that Hilary did not "make" herself in music. She got her record deal because of her celebrity and the hit Disney TV show she was on. Truth be told, she can't sing for shit. Yes, Kelly may have been discovered on American Idol, but the girl can (as Paula Abdul would say,) "blow." And the comments he made about Kelly's booty "I prefer the more fit look", well, as a woman, I would trade bodies with Kelly any day over Duff's new lollipop look.
Benji Madden's idiotic posts were quickly removed off his website, probably due to overwhelming embarrassment and loss of punk rock cred. When MTV News talked to him the other night at Hilary's 18th birthday party he said, "Here's the thing, I heard that she said some petty things about someone I care deeply about, so I just made some petty remarks 'cause I'm a petty guy. Straight up, I'm from Waldorf, Maryland, you guys. Let's not forget that. You take shots, I take shots. I love you, Kelly- it's all good." Um, yah, whatever. Don't try to save face now! Seems like this wasn't the first time one of the Madden brother's did something idiotic to "defend" Hilary's honor. MTV News reported once that Joel (the one actually dating Hilary) made Lindsay Lohan's 8 year old little brother Cody cry when he refused to give him an autograph until his sister apologized for her feud with Duff. Now it makes even more sense why this 26 year old man dates a 17 (oops, just turned 18!) year old.
CONSTANTINE MAROULIS, SITCOM STAR?

9.29.2005
LAWSUIT.
9.28.2005
SURREAL LIFE 6 CAST ANNOUNCED!
Plus, the best part of the new cast is the addition of the fab special guest star FLORENCE HENDERSON, who is sane enough not to live in that crazy house, but will be popping by as the cast's full time and on-call therapist/advisor. We all saw how great she was when she tried to set the sweet Christopher Knight (otherwise known as Peter Brady) straight about that hoochie mamma Adrienne on My Fair Brady a few weeks ago. Too bad Dr. Flo wasn't around The Surreal Life house this season with Omarosa and Janice Dickenson, now that would have been good. We love Florence!
Slated to air on VH1 in January, the sixth season of "The Surreal Life," will see this brand new cast move through a maze of outrageous events including taking over a small market TV newscast, a music video shoot and yes, transforming into a hair metal band. Should be entertaining as always, I can't wait!
9.27.2005
HYGIENE PROBLEMS IN LAGUNA BEACH?

Laguna Beach Finale
Laguna Beach: LC Gets Her Own Show
Laguna Beach: What's Happening Now
Laguna Beach's Kristin Lands Movie Role
Laguna Beach Recap: LC and Jason, DUNZO!
L.C and Jason? Oh. My. Gaw.
Laguna Beach Secrets
ABERCROMBIE NICK?

AWW GEEZ, KATHY GRIFFIN DIVORCING!

OH NO! CHAD AND SOPHIA DIVORCING!!!

Aaaargh! I'm sooooo mad! One of the most beautiful looking couples to ever walk the planet are getting a divorce after only 5 months of marriage. One Tree Hill co-star's Chad Michael Murray (Lucas) and Sophia Bush (Brooke) have called it quits. They married this past April in Santa Monica.
"This is a difficult and unfortunate situation," Bush said in a statement. "I am glad this is being resolved sooner rather than later." Murray issued a statement of his own, saying: "I am saddened to announce that Sophia and I are separating. This is a very difficult time for me."
This is a very difficult time for me too Chad. I mean, what is going to happen on One Tree Hill between Brooke and Lucas now? Last season's cliffhanger left us with Lucas finally confessing his love to Brooke and she finally dumped the creepy Felix guy! I love those two together and now this potentially could mess up a good storyline! We don't want Lucas back with Peyton or lesbian Anna...we want Brooke!
Damn you Chad...This is what happens when you are caught by photographers leaving a strip club so soon after your marriage, but I didn't want to believe you were doing anything bad to my girl Sophia. But I heard the rumors, yes, we all heard the rumors Chad. Jerk! CNN9.26.2005
STEP ON INTO THE BARN: FOREST WHITAKER JOINS THE SHIELD.

The Shield is one of the most intense, awesome cop dramas on television. It's the kind of show that makes you scream and gasp with horror when you least expect it. Plus, it has some of the best writing on television today. We love everyone at The Shield, especially Chicky!! Now Forest Whitaker is coming? This is going to be too good. I can't wait until...arrrgh! January???
WHO'S YOUR DADDY? BO BICE!!

BREAKING BONADUCE

The first episode starts out with the revelation that Danny had an affair. Old news to radio listeners who heard the tearful phone call from Gretchen early one morning, but still equally tragic. This is a woman whom he credits with saving his life, someone who stood by him through all his madness for 15 years and married him after only 7 hours of knowing him. What comes next is a look into the very dark world of Bonaduce, who struggles with the continual temptations of other women, alcohol abuse, steroids and severe anger issues, all while trying to hide who he really is from his children and be a good father and husband.
He's not the funny, silly Bonaduce we have seen on Geraldo & Sally Jesse over the years. He's a brand new, kinda scary Bonaduce and a written description just can't do this show justice. It's dark, it's intense, it'll creep you out at times and it's addictive. This ain't no Hollywood glamour reality show. Bonaduce is one of those guys who has messed up so many times, but you still root for him to crawl out of the darkness, again and again and again.
At the very least, please watch the shows entire trailer, it will give you chills.9.25.2005
DEMI AND ASHTON FINALLY GET HITCHED!!

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are now husband and wife. The star couple were married Saturday night in Los Angeles, a source confirms to PEOPLE. No other details were available, and the couple's rep declined to comment. Read More...
9.24.2005
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM: SEASON FIVE!

Having evolved from the 1999 HBO special Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm, this series proves how seemingly trivial details of one's day-to-day life--a trip to the movies, a phone call, a visit from some trick-or-treaters--can precipitate a "Murphy's Law" chain of misfortune to hilarious effect. Like George Costanza in Seinfeld, the protagonist of Curb Your Enthusiasm has a knack for getting himself into uncomfortable situations that end up alienating him from peers and acquaintances.
It's time for some good laughs people. If you don't have HBO, then by all means, please go out and buy the first four seasons on DVD. You don't know what you're missing.
SOMEBODY PLEASE GET MINDY MCCREADY HELP, SHE OVERDOSED AGAIN.

9.23.2005
FILE THIS UNDER "EW."
HA! DUMPED BY UGLY GUY.

9.22.2005
ACTRESS TARYN MANNING IN JETBLUE SCARE


Taryn's a cool chick (not to mention has a really great band called Boomkat). I'm glad she and everyone else on the plane is ok!
PRAYER, SCHMAYER!

CHEATER!


9.21.2005
WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

BIG BROTHER 6 FINALE








YOU WERE NEVER MY BOYFRIEND DAMN YOU JERRY!


Other random things happening....Oh yay! We got our "three" in the Hollywood divorce game. The latest marriage to hit the skids is Soprano's star Jamie Lynn DiScala and her husband. I know, pretty boring, but she gave us a third divorce, so thank you Jamie Lynn. Oh dear, now she is going to have to deal with all that paperwork to go back from DiScala to Sigler! Marriage is such a pain in the ass!


9.19.2005
THREESOME.


That's what News of The World is reporting went on when Jude Law and his ex-wife Sadie Frost were still married. Plus, It's just another thing to add to the laundry list of drugged out behavior from the "Fabulous Life!" of model Kate Moss. Moss, who was also caught on film last week doing lines of coke, allegedly has had on-going lesbian relationships with both Sadie Frost and actress Davinia Taylor not to mention, those three have also taken a dip in the "threesome pool" together. Poor old Jude was only invited to join in because he was jealous of Kate and Sadie (and we all know how good 'ol boy acts when he feels neglected), and Kate thought this was a way to get him to shut the hell up.
News of The World claims:
Our dossier shows Sadie has been the major focus of Kate's bisexual lust. And it caused friction with Jude Law and flamenco star Jackson Scott, the lover Sadie took up with after her split from her husband. Kate dealt with the Jude problem simply by getting the sex-mad actor involved. Another source close to Sadie Frost told us: "Sadie doesn't really fancy other women, but it has become normal between her and Kate. Jude started to hate it when his wife was alone with Kate. "So they had threesomes--Jude, Kate and Sadie--because he didn't like it when he wasn't involved. At one of Kate's parties Sadie was having sex openly with Kate and they were all over each other's breasts.
"Sadie and Jackson split in August. And we can reveal that Sadie's relationship with Kate has also cooled. "Kate went off Sadie when she split from Jude. She'd sleep with people if they were important," said a source close to the actress. "Sadie is in love with Kate, she is possessive over her but Kate is not so interested in her now. I was told that Sadie went mad when she heard Kate was trying to get off with Davinia."
PAULA'S NEW STALLION!

9.18.2005
NIP/TUCK SEASON 3: IT'S HERE!!

"Cutting-edge" barely describes the jaw dropping nerve of FX's Nip/Tuck as it returns for a third adults-only season of gripping sexual and psychological drama. Graphic and grotesque, yet at moments unexpectedly tender, the season opener explores the damaged psyche of playboy plastic surgeon Christian (Julian McMahon), a victim of serial slasher the Carver and the crumbling marriage of his partner, Sean (Dylan Walsh). The use of patient as metaphor is a bit much-in the opener, an obese woman is stuck to her couch (or, quoting her daughter, "trapped under the weight of your own fear")-but there is no more addictively provocative show on TV."

9.17.2005
DID YOU TEAR UP?
