IS JESSICA WEARING HER WEDDING RING AROUND HER NECK?

Here is a photo of Jessica Simpson leaving Orso restaurant yesterday wearing what appears to be her wedding ring on her necklace. If only she would have put the ring there whenever she took it off in the past, maybe she wouldn't have "accidentally" left it in the jewelry cleaner, or by her bed. Seriously though, maybe this is a sign that she still holds Nick close to her heart and wants to work it out. That, or it's going to be the next fashion trend. Photo credit: JJB
UPDATE: Upon further examination, the kids are thinking that she may just be wearing one of those fab circle charm necklaces. Plus, looking at it closer, it seems kinda big to be a ring (unless Jess has really fat fingers.)

In other Simpson/Lacheygate news, I think I nailed it on the head about Pappa Joe trying to make nice with US Weekly and releasing the Nick and Jessica separation statement to them. Access Hollywood's Billy Bush (who I love because he isn't afraid to tell it like it is) goes off in his blog on Pappa Joe Simpson, calling him out on his lies:

Joe said some demonizing things about US Weekly to me in an interview over a year ago ("never again" was his position on future collaborations) and again face to face in late October, over drinks at The Cheesecake Factory in Sherman Oaks, CA. While sipping margaritas, he swore his daughter and Nick were together to my face, claimed US Weekly West Coast editor, Ken Baker, had called him a 'liar', how he was miffed that Ken didn't believe that Nick and Jessica's Eurpoean trip was something other than a poorly planned distraction (neither did I...nobody did). Now, the day before Thanksgiving, he has faced the truth and immediately started looking forward. He has realized his kids NEED US Weekly and so does he....so now, he tucks tail, gives THEM the scoop (and thus the olive branch) and starts charting a new course, which will heavily involve US Weekly, make no mistake...and the main man in his daughter's life is back to being him.

LOVE the crack Bush makes about Pappa Joe and "the main man in his daughter's life is back to being him." OUCH! Keep talking Billy! Keep talking!

DID NICK LACHEY KISS THIS CHICK?

Oh I'm so disgusted. That bitch Danielle Calo who claims she made out with Nick Lachey in Ohio a while back was interviewed on Extra. TMZ has a clip of it where they ask her to rate Nick's kissing on a scale of 1-10. Hoochie mamma can't even answer the question, probably because the bitch never kissed him! Ugh! If that was me, I'd be jumping up and down in my seat yelling "ten! ten! ten!" You can bet your booty I'll be watching this entire interview tonight. Who cares if she had a photo taken with him? I'm sure a zillion fans have photos with Nick. Apparently Extra asks her if she thinks she is responsible for the break up. I love it, why don't they go knocking on Johnny Knoxville or Bam Margera's door instead?

Plus, If you watched the interview, tell me what you think of this Danielle Calo. To see the short TMZ clip, click HERE

Also, watch more of the interview at EXTRA

Source: TMZ.com, EXTRA

LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK?

Seems like Nick Lachey might end up with millions after his divorce from Jessica Simpson. Looks like a pre-nup was not signed between the two before they got married. But get this, it was Jessica's mistake that might now cost her the big bucks. Nick, who had made some good cash when he was with his band "98 Degrees," allegedly had a pre-nup all drawn up and she, like many other women with dreams of a perfect marriage said, "Hell to the no! I'm not signing that!" So now, according to California law, good ol Mr. Lackey is entitled to 50% of all the money made during the marriage unless things are settled between them out of court. It is estimated that Jess earned $35 million in 2004 alone.
If this was a case like Tori Spelling's soon to be ex husband where he is asking for spousal support strictly because she is rich and he wants to ride on her financial wave as a means of revenge, I would say, "dude, you don't deserve a penny...go out and get a job." But with Lachey it's completely different. There is no question that Jessica would not have risen to fame the way she did if it were not for Nick. Before "Newlyweds," people didn't give a crap about Jessica Simpson. It was the two of them together, Nick and Jessica, and the popularity of their MTV show that skyrocketed her career. Who knows how this will turn out. Nick seems like a stand up guy and may have too much pride as a man to take money that wasn't directly involved with "Newlyweds." But, I still think that no matter what, Nick deserves every penny he gets and if the tables were turned, I would say the same thing about Jessica.

Source: TMZ

COCAINE FOUND ON JACKSON'S PANTIES.

There are new claims emerging that traces of Cocaine, the painkiller Demerol and the sedative Promethazine were found on Michael Jackson's, um, underwear. This was allegedly discovered when the police raided Neverland ranch in 2003, but they did not bring it up during Jackson's recent child molestation trial because they had no way of proving that he was the one that used the drugs. Hmmm....maybe he asked the children to do lines off his ass? In addition, former Jackson aides are alledging that he is hooked on anti depressants and painkillers and pops up to 40 pills a day. Now there are new rumors that authorities are secretly working on a case to nab Jackson for obtaining the drugs with fake prescriptions and transporting the drugs from California to his new home in Bahrain. Former Neverland security guard Chris Carter claims that Jackson used staff members to obtain multiple prescriptions for him under their own names. It is worth noting that Carter is presently in jail for robbery and kidnapping.

So, just when you thought it couldn't get any better than Jackson going to court in his PJ's, we hear about traces of blow on his "underwears." I swear, someone smoking crack must be making this shit up because it's too freakin' weird. By the way, omigod, did anyone else see the lady on TV yesterday that could take her nose off? So sad, but I wonder if MJ is like that too. Speaking of that...how the hell could he do coke without a nose? Whatever! I'm so over all this Jackson stuff. There are so many people out there hooked on all types of painkillers and anti-depressants, seriously, who gives a crap anymore? The most important question should be, are Prince Michael I, Paris and Blanket safe in his custody? If not, then take the kids away.

Source: THE SUN

BO BICE'S ALBUM COVER.

Release date: Tuesday, December13, 2005

Y'all know I love me some Bo Bice from American Idol, but damn it! Why'd they have to use the flat iron on his hair???! Poor sweet Bo, you can see in the photo how much weight he lost when he was sick a while back. I can't wait to get this cd!! Yahooo!

DID JESSICA DUMP NICK IN AN EMAIL?

The Insider is reporting that in US Weekly's upcoming issue they will claim that it was Jessica that finally pulled the plug on her marriage to Nick Lachey and that she did so in an email:

"Sources tell US that Jessica sent Nick an e-mail on November 23 about her plans to go public with the news that their union was coming to an end. "She had had enough of the marriage and the fighting," the magazine quotes a source as saying. "She just wanted it to be over."

Another source close to Nick tells US that he was blindsided. "He feels like he was sucker-punched. He wasn't even expecting it. He was devastated."
US also reports that Jessica is staying at her parents' home in Encino, CA, while Nick continues to reside at the couple's Calabasas, CA home. According to the magazine, a source close to Jessica said that "she felt he didn't want to be in the marriage, and she was tired of being in a fake marriage."

OK. I don't believe this for a second. If it is true, how horrible to do it in an email??? Just from the rumors that were floating around right before the announcement, I think Nick was the one who said enough's enough. I think that Pappa Joe Simpson is trying to cover Jessica's ass and make nice-nice with US Weekly after he made that exclusive deal with OK! magazine and pissed everyone off. How ironic it is that suddenly US Weekly gets the official separation announcement from Nick and Jessica instead of OK! and now, the magazine is making Jessica look like she was the honest one who didn't want to lie anymore. Forget the fact that Pappa Simpson was on Larry King Live 2 weeks ago and again completely lied his ass off to Ryan Seacrest that Nick and Jessica's marriage was fine (can you tell, I'm now entering my anger phase about this whole situation?) If only I knew back then what I know now, I would have kicked Pappa Joe's ass when I ran into him a couple weeks ago. Anyway, the way this is coming out, i'm thinking it might help Nick in the long run...an email? That is cold. Well, I'm starting to believe that all their troubles started when the Jessica/Johnny Knoxville affair stories came out. I didn't want to believe it, but yes, I heard dirty, dirty, stories. So dirty, I cannot even repeat them on the slight chance that they are false. Anyway, they better not start trying to make Nick look bad or all hell's gonna break lose in TabloidWhoreland! And yes, I do plan on watching Nick's new WB TV show when and if it ever airs.

Source: The Insider

Photo: US Weekly

JACKSON STUNNER: ROWE CLAIMS JACKSON NOT THE BIO FATHER

Paris (left) & Prince Michael I (right)

oooh! So, on Thanksgiving, me and my lovely mom were reading and chatting about the latest issue of The National Enquirer. Inside it had pictures of Michael Jackson's kids Prince and Paris. While discussing MJ's new fancy life in Bahrain I said to my mom, "mamma, there is nooo way those kids are naturally his. I don't care how light his skin is now, he was once very dark and those kids do not look like they have any black in them at all. Yah, the children's biological mother Debbie Rowe is white and blonde, but she ain't that powerful that none of his features show on the children. IMPOSSIBLE." So, you can imagine my delight when this story broke about Debbie Rowe claiming that indeed, none of Michael's children are biologically his and that she was artificially inseminated. It's no shocker that she was inseminated, but before I started seeing pictures of the kids without their veils, I assumed she was shot up with Jackson. This is the first time Rowe has ever spoke to the contrary. She told the Irish newspaper The Sunday World, "Michael knows the truth - that he is not the natural father of Prince Michael Jr and Paris. He has to come clean. I have no information whatsoever about the identity of the semen donor for either child as such (semen) was obtained anonymously from a semen bank under an agreement of confidentiality."

Rowe gave no word on the identity of Blanket's (aka Prince Michael II..the baby he tossed around out the window) bio mother or father. How I wish good 'ol Debbie would write a book. The very fact that she hasn't found a way around confidentiality agreements and done so by now makes me believe her even more.

Dear Lisa, I still don't understand.

Source: Entertainment Wise

DON'T MESS WITH OLD MAN SPELLING.

Television producer Aaron Spelling (82) and his wife Candy are hitting back at their former home nurse Charlene Richards and suing her for defamation of character after she accused old man Spelling of sexual harassment and violated a confidentiality agreement she signed with Spelling in 2004. The Spellings are also suing Richards attorney as part of the lawsuit because the pair allegedly sent letters to "hundreds of people, including actresses on current and former Spelling television shows," implying Spelling sexually harassed Richards and other employees. Spelling denies all claims and seeks $5 million in compensatory damages. According to the lawsuit, Richards threatened to reveal confidential information about him unless he paid her "an unspecified amount" to settle her sexual harassment claims. Spelling's attorney Bertram Fields told the Associated Press, "she's asking for $30 million, which tells you something."

Hmmm....sounds like money grubbing extortion to me. Please! Aaron Spelling has got himself a pretty little wife and I doubt at his age, would even know how to sexually harass anyone. Give the poor man a break. This nurse sounds like another person trying to score money the easy way. Whatever!!

Source: AP

DAMN IT! NICK AND JESS STILL SEPARATED

"Marriage is not like a waffle. You can't just throw away the first one when you burn it. You have to work at it."

Advice from the original "Bo Duke," John Schneider (Amen!)

Oh my Gaww (bare with me, I won't be able to do my Jessica quotes for much longer!), tonight I almost choked on my dinner. I was watching MSNBC's Rita Cosby show and she called Nick Lachey "Nick Lackey" just like the hotel guy did on that one episode of Newlyweds. Tsk, tsk Rita, you should know better! Well, the stories are starting to spill in about how my Nick and Jessica are doing now that they have officially broken up -tear.- Star magazine got exclusive quotes from Ashlee Simpson & her new boyfriend, bandmember Ray Brady (geesh, how many guys in her band has she gone through?) at the airport in Texas. She said the following about her sister's break-up and their family Thanksgiving together: "Jessica's doing great. We all had a good Thanksgiving, all the family was together and we had a wonderful time. We didn't even talk about Jessica's breakup from Nick; it wasn't something we wanted to dwell on. Jessica's happy and she's absolutely fine. The only thing that stressed Jessica out was our grandparents' worry over all the attention she's getting. Jessica spent most of the holidays trying to reassure them that she's OK and that everything is good."

Then, Ashlee's boyfriend chimed in: "I had a great Thanksgiving with Ashlee's family. It was a typical dinner with turkey and all the trimmings and there was more food than anybody could eat! Jessica's doing great, the whole family had a really lovely time. Nick wasn't even mentioned, in fact, if truth be told, he's not really been a topic of conversation for some time now." RUDE! You know that bitch is totally trying to take Nick's place in the family!

Meanwhile, a source (hopefully not the same one that gave Star the "Jessica Finally Pregnant!" cover story), tells the magazine that Nick, amidst the chaos, seems to be soldiering on: "Nick seems relieved that it's all finally out in the open. I think he feels he can now start getting on with his own life at last. He's really sad that things didn't work out between them but it hasn't been working for a very long time and its probably been torturous to keep things together for so long. As far as Nick is concerned he's going to keep things very clean and he's adamant that he's not going to get involved in any mud slinging and name calling. He just wants to be able to move on to living the rest of his life with as much dignity as he can.

Photo taken after Thanksgiving. She looks sad, but still went and got her "spray tan."

Source: Star Magazine

Photo: People.com

INXS SWITCH'N IT UP WITH A FORTUNE.

O.K. kiddies. It's been 8 long years since INXS put out a record, but the wait is finally over. Switch, their first release with new lead singer J.D. Fortune is in stores tomorrow. If you're unsure if you wanna buy the record, you can listen to it today in its entirety on VH1.com. I've made no secret of the fact that my pick on Rockstar: INXS would have been Marty Casey, he was a perfect way for the band to come back with a whole new twist and possibly reignite them after the loss of Michael Hutchence. But instead, INXS thought that going with J.D. Fortune would be a better and needless to say, "safe" pick. As heard on "Switch," Fortune has the ability to do a brilliant job of sounding like Hutchence, the only problem is, we know it's not good 'ol Michael (may he RIP). Nevertheless, if you can block that little fact out of your mind, Fortune succeeds as the new lead singer of INXS. There are some great little tunes on the new CD, not to mention, yah, that J.D. is kinda a hunk.

Tunes to check out: Pretty Vegas, Devils Party, Hot Girls.

BOO HOO! TALAN & KIMBERLY, OVER.

To the shock of millions, the engagement between Laguna Beach star Talan Torriero and "I'm Famous For Nothing" Kimberly Stewart has been called off. I know, I know, first Nick and Jess and now these two. Can love not survive? I mean, they dated for a whole two weeks before getting engaged, does that not mean anything? This is Stewart's second failed engagement of the year. In a joint statement their representatives said, "It was just too soon to enter into a lifelong commitment. It is better to have a short engagement than a short marriage. The couple continue to share their time together and remain open to whatever the future may hold." But, a couple days later, both publicists revealed that Torriero and Stewart were actually no longer romantically involved. Hey, they got the publicity they were obviously after, why should they be? Losers!

Source: AP

OH GREAT, MORE COKEHEADS COMING TO AMERICA.

Fresh out of rehab for cocaine, model Kate Moss and her crack head on-again, off-again boyfriend singer Pete Doherty plan to move to America once Doherty finishes his current stint in rehab. A friend of Doherty's told the Sun Newspaper that the ol crackhead is trying to get clean for Kate because she wont have anything to do with him unless he is clean. Once Doherty gets out of rehab, the pair plan on moving to the U.S. because according to the source, "it would be too easy to slip into old habits" at home. Right, cuz we have no drugs here in America, none at all. How about this idea....maybe they should both stay in rehab a bit longer if The Drugs and their old druggy friends have such power over the two of them that they feel the need to move out of their own country to avoid them. Yuck! We don't need their dirty asses here!

Source: Reality TV World

NOOOO! CHRISSSEEE, NOOOOO!

Oh jeez. VH1 announced this week that there will be a second season of "My Fair Brady," which will include the televised wedding of cutie Chris "Peter Brady" Knight and "I've done nothing with my Top Model win except FHM" trailer park trash Adrianne Curry. I can't believe that poor Chris Knight is actually going to go through with marrying her. He seems like such a good guy, not to mention the fact I have never seen a man so forced into a proposal than he was with Adrianne. Pathetic. Hey, I can't blame him for dating her. She is a 23 year old woman interested in a 48 year old man and gives him an endless supply to getting his rocks off whenever he wants. But marriage? Knight should have run for the hills after the episode where he met Adrianne's even white trashier mother where she got all drunk, rude and sloppy. Or, how about when he got Adrianne that incredibly beautiful house with hardwood floors and instead of being excited that she had this awesome place to be independent in, she just kept whining, "NOOO! CHRISSSEEE NOOO!"
Regarding their upcoiming wedding, Knight released a statement saying that love had prevailed despite "our individual quirks and flaws. We look forward to planning the rest of our lives together and continuing to embrace our differences on our way to the alter." Sure, but what's gonna happen when they are together for a couple years (that is if they make it that long) and are suddenly hit with the realization that there is a lot more to a relationship than Adrianne putting on her pleather and pulling out the spanking paddle?

Source: AP

'TRY!' JOHN MAYER TRIO LIVE IN CONCERT CD

For those of you who are like me and HUGE fans of the ultra dreamy John Mayer, his new gig 'The John Mayer Trio' has a live concert CD out in stores now! Usually me and my girl jp are on the case about hunkalicious Mayer, but somehow, this one slipped by us. How jp, how?! Now it's Thanksgiving and probably no freakin' stores are open for me to go and get my CD. All good things must wait. Seriously though, John Mayer is good stuff...this one's gonna be different from his usual music, this time focusing more on blues, funk and soul. The John Mayer Trio toured this past year (where tickets were impossible to get--HARUMPH!) and this CD is the result. I'm a little worried though, because my dreamboat has been quoted lately saying that he is moving on from his usual acoustic style of music, possibly for good. "I'm done with acoustic guitar, balladeering, I'm done with acoustic groove. Acoustic groove sucks so bad," moans the boyish singer-songwriter. "I've sucked the flavor out of it."
Check out a really good article on Mayer and his latest project HERE.

LACHEY & SIMPSON OFFICIALLY OVER.

Well, the moment I have been fearing has come. I said I would not believe a Lachey/Simpson break-up until the official word came from them. Tonight, that happened. Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson have announced through their publicists Meredith O'Sullivan and Rob Shooter, that they have officially separated.

"After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways. This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time."

One thing I found interesting was how similar their separation statement was to Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston's. You'd think their publicist would be a little more creative. Anyway, I'm totally bummed. I loved these two. I didn't want to follow the negativity bandwagon of the media and other bloggers and trash this couple at any opportunity when they were denying problems. It's sad what they went through in the media. They build em up just to tear them down, y'know? I know the media isn't completely to blame for their split, but you have to wonder how much the fame & pressure changed these two. So sad. Oh well, I will always have my Newlyweds DVD to look back on the good times. Jessica better not end up with that disgusting Johnny Knoxville or greasy Bam Margera! Plus, now I'll have to make up my mind on whether I am wearing a Team Lachey or a Team Simpson shirt.

Source: E! Online

"ALIAS" COMING TO AN END.

Still Sydney's best look ever.

Hey all you Alias fans, sorry to bring you the bad news. Prepare to be bummed. ABC announced today that Alias will end its 5 season run in May 2006. Bye, bye Sydney Bristow. Well, the timing seems right...Jennifer Garner just got married, she's gonna pop out Affleck's kid any day now, her life is changing. Having a bit of a slower schedule instead of the crazy kind that Alias demands will probably be the best thing for the new mommy. Damn! First we lost Buffy, now Sydney, we won't have any kick-ass bitches left on tv!

Alias Executive Producer Jeff Pinkner said in a statement issued by ABC, “This news, and its timing, is a mixed-blessing. "Though we’re obviously very saddened to face the reality that Alias is coming to an end, the lasting quality of every good story is determined by its conclusion—this news gives us the freedom to end the series in the climactic way it deserves."
“Five years ago J.J. Abrams designed Alias to encompass a unique and challenging blend of spy-adventure, family drama and love story that contained deeper mythological elements,” he continued. “The arc we have planned for the remainder of the season will honor all of these disparate elements as we wrap up the story of Sydney Bristow in a surprising and, we think, thrilling way.”

Source: Broadcasting & Cable

CRUISE & HOLMES TO HAVE OUT OF WEDLOCK BABY.

Tom Cruise told Barbara Walters in her upcoming '10 Most Fascinating People' special airing Tuesday, Nov 29th 10pm, that he and Katie Holmes will wait until the baby is born before tying the knot. He said they are planning a wedding ceremony for next summer or early autumn, but they're yet to set a date. I don't know how much I believe him. First off, we know that Katie's parents are strict Catholics and they probably will be none too pleased having their grandchild born out of wedlock. Also, this is the perfect way for him and Katie to keep the real wedding secret and not have all the press ruin their wedding day. It's also a longshot, but maybe Katie wants to wait because she doesn't want to be all big and pregnant in her wedding gown. She should have thought of that before she let Cruise pull out the 'ol turkey baster!

On a really strange creepy note, Cruise has also said that he bought his own sonogram machine so he can follow the baby's progress. After the baby is born, Cruise plans to donate it to an undisclosed maternity ward (the machine, not the baby). Ok, so tell me...is this as weird as I think it sounds? I just have this visual of Cruise setting up a delivery room in his home next and all the Scientology people circling around Katie while she is giving birth.

Source: Handbag

LOHAN TANKS AT AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS

Sometimes, I wish they'd lip sync.

What's better? Someone who lip syncs on stage and looks good, not to mention sounds like their record (ala Hilary Duff), or someone who doesn't lip sync but sounds embarrassingly horrible that you wonder how it is they even got a record deal? Tonight, Lindsay Lohan sang her new single "Daughter to Father" on the American Music Awards and I literally watched gasping with my hand over my mouth during her entire performance. After about 5 seconds of her singing the intro lyrics to her song, the background singers vocals suddenly shot up and you really couldn't even hear Lindsay's voice for the rest of the performance. Were the producers trying to fool some of us viewers into thinking that prominent vocal we heard was really Lindsay? Every once in a while her voice would pop in and it was just, SO, HORRIBLE. Plus, she had on these 6 inch heels and was stomping around like a freak. Lord help me....I know I have a weakness for Britney (at least she can dance her ass off) but c'mon, this was going too far.
P.S. Oh my God, I totally love that Keith Urban fellow. He is the first country boy I have ever wanted. What a hunk and his voice is nice and not all annoyingly twangy for country music. Nicole Kidman is a lucky, lucky lady.

FINALLY! BRITNEY, KEVIN & BABY SEAN PHOTOS

Hits newsstands this week.
Adorable.

LIONEL SAYS IT'S JUST NERVES.

Nicole Richie's ever shrinking size has been the topic of discussions among tabloids for months now. Well, her pappa Lionel Richie blames it not on an eating disorder, but on nerves. He told Access Hollywood "I know what's happening with her right now, she's a nervous wreck. She's like her father, you can either blow up or you can shrink away. And right now, she's just feeling a little bit of the pressures of her new business. So in this case ... she will be all right. Dad is on the case."
I really like Nicole. She seems sweet and down to earth. Plus, we give her props for getting rid of that dead weight whore Paris. I do believe she has cleaned up her life and that the weight loss is in no way connected to The Drugs either, as others have speculated. Not to mention the fact that her boy DJ A.M. is now total clean and sober dude. I hope Lionel is right and that it's just nerves and the pressure of her blossoming career & not an eating disorder that is making her eat less. He is her dad after all so we have to give him some cred.

Source: Access Hollywood

BOOYAH! CHRISTINA'S HUBBY HAS A LARGE DING-DONG

Now we know why she's winking.

Intimate details are leaking out about Christina Aguilera's wedding weekend. At the couple's rehearsal dinner, groom Jordan Bratman thanked his parents for "my good looks and large [bleep]." Ahhh, now it all makes sense. Seriously though, I once knew someone who knew Aguilera & Bratman well and was told that he treats Christina like a queen. She supposedly had some not-so-nice boyfriends before this fellow and so it's no wonder she fell head over heels for him. But, I'm sure having the big knocker didn't hurt either.
Source: Rush & Malloy

DAVID LETTERMAN TO GET SOME OPRAH LOVE!

It's finally happening! After years of Letterman saying, "Uma, Oprah, Uma, Oprah" and his pleads for the talk show queen to appear on his program, Oprah Winfrey is finally going to appear on the Late Show, December 1st. She has not been a guest on Letterman since he moved over to CBS in 1993. Winfrey told Time magazine in 2003 that she wouldn't go on Letterman's show because she's been "completely uncomfortable" as the target of his jokes. So what finally got Ms. O to make nice and come on over to the Ed Sullivan Theatre? Well, her appearance coincides with opening night of the Broadway musical "The Color Purple," which she is producing. How convenient! Hey, whatever works, whatever works.

"What a big night that is going to be — not only for us, not only for Oprah, but for Broadway," Letterman said. "You have the big `Color Purple' Broadway opening, and then right across the street here in this theater, you have Oprah appearing here. I mean, that's what Broadway is all about — it's a street of dreams." "This just gives you an idea of what a big, big star this really is," Letterman said on Monday. "She's huge. Put bygones behind us, the water under the bridge, over the dam, wherever water goes — standing in your basement — she's going to be here on this show and it's going to be fantastic."

Oprah has also tried to make peace with Dave in the past and invited him to appear on her show, but he too declined the offer and said in true Letterman form, "Here's what would happen: I would go on the `Oprah' show, and I would break down and sob like a little girl ... I don't want to have that happen. "I'd feel ridiculous. I'd never be able to live that down, that Oprah would make me sob."

Oh I soooo love David Letterman, no one makes me laugh like him! I can't wait to see them together. This is going to be great.

Source: AP

FINALLY MADE AN HONEST WOMAN.

Congrats to Christina Aguilera and hubby Jordan Bratman! A couple who did the unheard of thing in Hollywood and actually dated for a real amount of time (3 years!) before getting married or pregnant! Read more about their wedding here.

Photo: JJB

COREY CLARK....STILL DESPERATE.

That loser failed American Idol contestant Corey Clark is so pathetic. I wish he would just go away. The National Enquirer recently received an anonymous call (which reeks of Clark) saying they had photos of Clark and Paula Abdul getting down and funky during a "romantic weekend" at the Ojai Valley Inn. Of course the anonymous caller added that Clark would be more than happy to talk on the record about the encounter. When the Enquirer looked at the photos, they could see that the woman was obviously not Abdul and was some skanky hoochie mamma instead. How sad. I always believed that Paula was naughty and did have the affair with Clark, but now, I am starting to think otherwise. I wish Paula would sue his greasy bad haired ass for defamation of character. Oh, and for those of you who are fans of Corey Clark, you can buy his new CD on amazon.com for $1.19.

Source: Page Six

GUY GIVES THE FINGER TO KABBALAH?

Filmmaker & cutie pie Guy Ritchie has allegedly turned his back on Kabbalah and is trying to distance himself from the religion because he feels as though being associated with it has hurt his career. A friend says, "I think Guy is finally realizing that following Kabbalah hasn't been his greatest career move. "He has been notably less enthusiastic about it of late and has apparently been staying away from the Kabbalah Centre." I wonder if Madge is mad.

Source: Handbag

THE JUICE SAYS, "LOOKS LIKE 'DOUBLE JEOPARDY' BOBBY!"

ugh. ok. So obviously it would have been nice if someone other than O.J. came out in Robert Blake's defense (give me a break! You cannot compare the two cases!), but the press is all over this because he too was found liable of his wife's murder after being acquitted in the criminal trial. I'm sure Blake is just thrilled. Simpson, who says he has no opinion on Blake's guilt or innocence because he did not watch the trial, says Blake is a victim of double jeopardy. "I still don't get how anyone can be found not guilty of a murder and then be found responsible for it in any way shape or form," Simpson said in a phone interview from his Florida home. "... If you're found not guilty, how can you be found responsible? I'd love to hear how that's not double jeopardy."

Simpson said Blake was subjected to an unfair system in which a civil jury can essentially reverse a criminal jury's finding by using a lesser standard of proof in which jurors need be convinced only by "a preponderance of the evidence," meaning at least 51 percent. "If that was the standard in criminal trials, only 51 percent, then so many people would be convicted that we'd have to build more jails," Simpson said. "The standard is the difference." He also thinks the awarded damage to the Bakley family of $30 million is "too coincidental" to the $33.5 million he was ordered to pay the Brown & Goldman families when he was found liable for the death of his wife Nicole and her friend Ron Goldman. When asked if he had any advice for to Blake, Simpson said, "If Robert Blake has friends and family around him, he'll do fine. I would give him the same advice I gave Michael (Jackson). You've got your kid. Go and raise your kid." Source: AP

COURTNEY LOVE OUT OF REHAB....AGAIN.

Judge Rand Rubin cut short her sentence and let Courtney Love enroll in an outpatient rehab program after being in a live-in drug treatment facility since September. Good news is that he says she is doing great in her progress to be clean and sober, "You're doing really well. I'm really pleased with the reports," Rubin told her Friday. "I certainly hope you keep up the good progress. You're definitely going in the right direction." Her probation has been extended to March 2007 and set her curfew at 10pm. She also has to submit to random checks for drugs and alcohol twice a week, must continue therapy and avoid any business that primary sells alcohol. Oh dear Courtney, we are rooting for you again. It can be done, just look at Robert Downey Jr.

Source: AP

KIDMAN SPEAKS.

USA TODAY recently asked Nicole Kidman how she felt about ex-husband Tom Cruise's public overzealous love fest for his new girlie Katie Holmes. This is the first time Nicole has spoke publicly about the situation and classy as ever, said the following:
"When you've been in a relationship with someone, and you move on, you wish them happiness. You hope they find everything they are looking for. Particularly when you have children. You need to be a grownup. You cannot be saying to your kids, 'You have to parent me.' You have to parent them. Luckily, we have managed to move our lives to a whole different place. Life's too short. You have to wish each other well, and that is what I say with absolute sincerity."

Nicole is so awesome. I bet it doesn't hurt that she is reportedly in a relationship with Country singer Keith Urban. Ok, I know it's country music (cringe), but he is a massive hunk with an Australian accent. I think I'm starting to like me a little country....
Source: People

HAPPY WEEKEND! SHARON OSBOURNE QUOTE OF THE DAY!

“Ozzy f**ks like a rabbit, honestly. We have sex every night we’re together. Every night. Sometimes I have to tell him I’m too tired, but Ozzy’s never tired. I think I might have to file a formal complaint against him.” SKY

IS BRITNEY GOING TO BROADWAY?

Britney Spears is in very serious talks about making her Broadway debut by replacing Christina Applegate in the current revival of Sweet Charity. It's also rumored that hubby Kevin might be joining the show as a dancer. Britney was even spotted last night attending a performance of the musical. Hey! With no nanny, who will be taking care of Sean Preston?

Source: The Insider

WE LOVE YOU BOBBY BLAKE!

Agghghghh! I am so pissed right now. Those damn jurors in the Robert Blake civil trial found my man Bobby Blake liable for the 2001 shooting death of his wife, Bonny Lee Bakley. They ordered him to pay her white trash money grubbing scam artist family $30 million dollars. Unlike in his criminal trial (in which he was aquitted), the civil jury was not required to be unanimous. Nine votes were needed for a verdict. Ten of the 12 panelists agreed that Blake was liable, while nine of the 12 agreed with the $30 million sum. In an act that shows how much the verdict meant to Bakley's four children who were suing Blake, none of them were in court for the verdict. I'm sure they were too busy running to the bank trying to cash their check. Hey! Who cares that Lee Bonny was a scam artist white trash whore with a sex and porn racket that targeted old lonely men. Oh yah, she also took part in identity theft! This is a woman who's ex husband DeMart Besly a retired Montana Sheriff who fell victim to one of her cons described Bakley as someone who would "fuck a snake if someone would hold its head." And jurors, who cares about the fact that there was a lack of physical evidence — fingerprints, DNA, gunshot residue, etc.....apparently not you guys.

I know I'm in the minority here regarding my opinion on Bobby and this whole case, but I don't care. Actually, If you look at the Court TV message boards, you'll see that there are a lot of fellow trial junkies that feel the same way I do. If you don't agree with me, just take a little look around this website dedicated to the Bakley murder, and read the facts. Then, we'll talk. Nancy Grace, I love ya, but quit the damn tap dancing you must be doing right now. Tonight, I'm going to Vitello's and having a big stinkin' glass of red wine in honor of my dear Robert Blake!

Source: Court TV

IS ANGELINA CHEATING ON BRAD WITH THE EX?

Well, according to her ex Jonny Lee Miller she is... WITH HIM! Life & Style Weekly says that Jonny has been bragging around town that the two of them are still getting it on in secret. Brad's not going to be happy. BUT, remember this IS Life & Style Weekly, so take it all with a grain of salt!

According the the mag, Jonny was overheard talking to an "insider" at the MGM Grand U2 concert in Las Vegas on Nov. 5th, saying that he and ex-wife Angelina are "much more than friends" (ok, first B.S. warning, who can overhear ANYTHING at a U2 concert?). The "insider" also claims Jonny was allegedly overheard saying:

• "Mr. Pitt has no idea who Angie really is. We love each other deeply and Mr. Pitt, I'm sure, doesn't know how much we love each other-or how often!" **what up with the "Mr. Pitt" reference?

• That he and Angie were still very much lovers, that they had many secret rendezvous that Brad was completely unaware of and that when Brad found out, "he'd be destroyed," but that Jonny didn't care.

• That "Angie believes in what she calls 'freedom of love.' She believes you should always be free to share your love with whomever you wish. That was something I had to learn to deal with and it's certainly going to become an issue for Mr. Pitt"

• That he is planning to spend Christmas with Brad and Angelina in London. "It's a first husband meeting the next husband. I don't think Brad is going to like it, but Angie and I have only become closer since our divorce." He added, "If Angie and Brad marry, he's in for one hell of a ride. But when it fails, I'll be there to help her pick up the pieces."

When contacted, a rep for Jonny declined to comment.

Source: Life & Style Weekly

WATCH MADONNA'S PRIMETIME INTERVIEW

Madonna was interviewed last night on ABC's "Primetime." What's fun is they gave her a camera to shoot her daily life, so we got to see the cutie kids again, BUT unfortunately no hunkie Guy Ritchie. She talked about her recent horseback riding accident, motherhood, religion and living in a material world. It was a short interview, but really good. If you missed the interview, you can read more about it at Primetime or watch it now courtesy of fellow blogger Jordy at virtual matter (thanks for the link!!)

LAGUNA BEACH'S TALAN OVER THE FREAKIN' EDGE!

Ok. So yesterday I posted something about Laguna Beach's Talan Torriero being engaged to creepy Kimberly Stewart, then an hour or so later I took it down in disgust. I am only writing this update because we do have Laguna Beach fans that visit here and I know they are concerned about dear Talan. So, this is what people are saying about the "engagement" cough, cough, err... publicity stunt.

The lovely Taylor from Laguna Beach is PISSED TO HIGH HEAVEN at Talan. Remember it was not so long ago that Talan was declaring his love for Taylor on the show saying how he could marry her, but then moved on to Kristin the next day...he is a fickle young man. Anyway, Taylor posted a little message on her myspace and it goes sumpin' like this:

"Anyone else think this is BS? Now that Laguna Beach: The Real O.C. is over, stars like Talan Torriero have more time to do things like record an album, audition for acting roles and, oh yeah, get married. Talan is reportedly engaged to Kimberly Stewart, daughter of Rod Stewart and Paris Hilton gal-pal. Talan and Kim were riding in the back seat of a recent highly publicized car accident that happened in Hilton's Bentley. I know that love in Hollywood is pure and lasts forever, but I wouldn't be holding my breath for an actual wedding quite yet. Talan is Kim Stewart's third fiance in just over a year. She was previously engaged to Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis and musician Cisco Adler. Speaking of breaking up, Paris and her Greek boyfriend may have split over a pillow fight."

Underneath a picture of Talan & Kimberly, Taylor also adds: "VOTE NO TO SKANKY ASS WHORES - I mean do you SEE the ROCK on her finger...freakin 5 carats... and after 2 months of dating... I CALL BS... SO a publicity stunt!"

We here at Tabloid Whore! love Taylor cuz she's a fellow good girl. Also, according to the New York Post, Talan's mom is horrified about her son's quickie engagement, "Talan's mother is hysterically crying. She is not happy," said a source. "They are getting their paperwork together to get married in Vegas this weekend. They want to do it right away."

So, good ol boy Talan has sure been getting his publicity of late. First he's involved in that stupid car incident with whore Hilton and now he is engaged to her current BFF. Note to Talan: doing shit like this and hanging around these type of people (instead of your old Laguna buddies) isn't going to get the girls to buy your record. Wake up.

THE VIDEO THAT MIGHT COST ANNA NICOLE SMITH MILLIONS.

The television show Extra has obtained exclusive video of Anna Nicole Smith and her husband J. Howard Marshall on Christmas morning 1992 that may end up screwing Anna Nicole royally in court. Anna Nicole has had an on going battle with Marshall's son Pierce Marshall for J. Howard's $474 million dollar fortune. After urging from Anna Nicole, "Go ahead, Howard, start talking. What you told me last night," Marshall recites a last will and testament on video. It went something like this: "I, Howard Marshall, being of disposing mind, express this, my last will and testament. I love you. I leave Anna Nicole the house (or what she calls The Ranch), the townhouse, her mercedes and everything else I have ever given her." There is no mention of leaving her his entire fortune. Extra obtained the video from Anna Nicole's aunt who lived in her guesthouse for two years.

Watch the video and read the full story at EXTRA

MEET BO BICE'S SON AIDAN!

Oh, I love Bo Bice!!! Here are pictures of American Idol runner up Bo, his wife Carolyn and his new baby Aidan Michael Bice (plus their dog who has a pacifier in its mouth!) People Magazine did a whole spread on the happy family. Here's my favorite part where Bo talks about helping his wife while she was giving birth:

“This is going to sound awful, but we’ve had so many litters of kittens with our cat Caboodles, and it really wasn’t much different from that,” he says. “You sit there and try to soothe your cat and tell her everything is going to be all right. That’s pretty much what I did with my wife.” He pauses before adding: “My approval rating just went through the floor, didn’t it?” Not likely. “Bo’s the best dad,” says Caroline. “He’ll just sit and stare at Aidan. He loves him with all his heart.” He’s also a hands-on dad: “I was up at 3 the other morning with a bottle in my hand,” says Bice. And that’s a blessing, he adds: “That wasn’t the kind of bottle I’d have in my hand five or six years ago at 3 in the morning.”

Bo's debut album The Real Thing hits stores December 13th and he is about to tape a concert special that will air on the Oxygen network Dec. 11.

If you want to read the whole article go to PEOPLE and check it out.
Photo credit: People/Tamara Reynolds

HEIDI FLEISS TO OPEN HOT STUD FARM!

My girl Heidi Fleiss is packing her bags and moving to Southern Nevada to work in a brothel. She hopes to remake it into a resort featuring male prostitutes serving female customers. The former "Hollywood Madam" is going to be "madam hostess of Cherry Patch Ranch," according to Joe Richards, who owns the Cherry Patch Ranch and Mabel's Ranch in Crystal. He said he sent a "courtesy" letter Tuesday to inform the Nye County Commission that Fleiss will work for him. When contacted, Fleiss said she was "opening up a stud farm" and that she is going to have "the sexiest men on earth. Women are going to love it."

Source: Court TV

BRITTANY MURPHY DUMPED BY AGENT & MANAGER.

Radar is reporting that actress Brittany Murphy has been simultaneously dumped by her agent ICM's Jeff Berg and manager Brillstein-Grey's Joanne Colanna. Murphy had been a client of Brillstein-Grey for the past 12 years. A source close to Murphy is saying she was dropped for "unspecified personal reasons." Radar hints that Murphy being shown the door could be connected to her name being tied to a blind item in Ted Casablanca's column about an actress f*d up on the heroin who screwed a catering boy in a stairwell at a Hollywood party. He referred to her as "Jordache Junky" and Brittany Murphy was recently named the face of Jordache. Would good ol Ted be so obvious? Hmmmm....That's too bad, she seems like a sweet girl, but if she's allegedly messed up on the Sweet Jesus and screwing the help, well, you can't blame them.

Source: Radar

JEN AWOKE IN TEARS OF JOY AFTER VISION ABOUT VINCE!

Jennifer Aniston is finally seeing the light. It's no secret that her new boyfriend is none other than cutie Vince Vaughn, her co-star in the upcoming film "The Break Up." Jennifer says that although she at first feared making a movie about breaking up would make her feel miserable, she discovered that it did exactly the opposite. "I never expected doing a movie called The Break Up would be as cathartic as it was. I guess I should have seen that a mile away. "I danced more and played more in the last two months than in the last 10 years. One day it's like a switch went off - and all of a sudden it was like, 'Men! Everywhere!' "The cloud is lifting. I'm starting to see the light and it's good." Yay! Every girl deserves that.

There are also rumors that Jennifer and Vince are engaged and will have a Christmas wedding. The National Enquirer is reporting that according to UK's News of The World, Vince's mom Sharon Vaughn said Jennifer awoke at 5 am recently after a vision in which it was revealed that she was destined to be with Vince. "Jen told me she had woken from her dream crying — but crying with joy," mom Sharon was quoted as saying. "When Jen told Vince her story, she didn't know he had been waiting for the right moment to propose. He decided there would never be a better one."

Sources: Handbag/ The National Enquirer