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11.22.2005

BOOYAH! CHRISTINA'S HUBBY HAS A LARGE DING-DONG

Now we know why she's winking.

Intimate details are leaking out about Christina Aguilera's wedding weekend. At the couple's rehearsal dinner, groom Jordan Bratman thanked his parents for "my good looks and large [bleep]." Ahhh, now it all makes sense. Seriously though, I once knew someone who knew Aguilera & Bratman well and was told that he treats Christina like a queen. She supposedly had some not-so-nice boyfriends before this fellow and so it's no wonder she fell head over heels for him. But, I'm sure having the big knocker didn't hurt either.
Source: Rush & Malloy

1 Comments:

Anonymous jpfl said...

This just might be your best Headline of the year...love it!

2:47 PM, November 22, 2005  

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