COCAINE FOUND ON JACKSON'S PANTIES.

There are new claims emerging that traces of Cocaine, the painkiller Demerol and the sedative Promethazine were found on Michael Jackson's, um, underwear. This was allegedly discovered when the police raided Neverland ranch in 2003, but they did not bring it up during Jackson's recent child molestation trial because they had no way of proving that he was the one that used the drugs. Hmmm....maybe he asked the children to do lines off his ass? In addition, former Jackson aides are alledging that he is hooked on anti depressants and painkillers and pops up to 40 pills a day. Now there are new rumors that authorities are secretly working on a case to nab Jackson for obtaining the drugs with fake prescriptions and transporting the drugs from California to his new home in Bahrain. Former Neverland security guard Chris Carter claims that Jackson used staff members to obtain multiple prescriptions for him under their own names. It is worth noting that Carter is presently in jail for robbery and kidnapping.

So, just when you thought it couldn't get any better than Jackson going to court in his PJ's, we hear about traces of blow on his "underwears." I swear, someone smoking crack must be making this shit up because it's too freakin' weird. By the way, omigod, did anyone else see the lady on TV yesterday that could take her nose off? So sad, but I wonder if MJ is like that too. Speaking of that...how the hell could he do coke without a nose? Whatever! I'm so over all this Jackson stuff. There are so many people out there hooked on all types of painkillers and anti-depressants, seriously, who gives a crap anymore? The most important question should be, are Prince Michael I, Paris and Blanket safe in his custody? If not, then take the kids away.

Source: THE SUN