To the shock of millions, the engagement between Laguna Beach star Talan Torriero and "I'm Famous For Nothing" Kimberly Stewart has been called off. I know, I know, first Nick and Jess and now these two. Can love not survive? I mean, they dated for a whole two weeks before getting engaged, does that not mean anything? This is Stewart's second failed engagement of the year. In a joint statement their representatives said, "It was just too soon to enter into a lifelong commitment. It is better to have a short engagement than a short marriage. The couple continue to share their time together and remain open to whatever the future may hold." But, a couple days later, both publicists revealed that Torriero and Stewart were actually no longer romantically involved. Hey, they got the publicity they were obviously after, why should they be? Losers!