BOO HOO! TALAN & KIMBERLY, OVER.

To the shock of millions, the engagement between Laguna Beach star Talan Torriero and "I'm Famous For Nothing" Kimberly Stewart has been called off. I know, I know, first Nick and Jess and now these two. Can love not survive? I mean, they dated for a whole two weeks before getting engaged, does that not mean anything? This is Stewart's second failed engagement of the year. In a joint statement their representatives said, "It was just too soon to enter into a lifelong commitment. It is better to have a short engagement than a short marriage. The couple continue to share their time together and remain open to whatever the future may hold." But, a couple days later, both publicists revealed that Torriero and Stewart were actually no longer romantically involved. Hey, they got the publicity they were obviously after, why should they be? Losers!

Source: AP