Tabloid Whore!



This loving photo appears in this week's issue of The National Enquirer. Make sure you pick it up to learn more about this tender moment between John Travolta and his darling friend. Okay, I know what everyone is thinking, but according to my Guide to Scientology handbook, it says right there that some straight men (that are not European) do kiss smack on the lips. Um, don't they?
Scan via ONTD


Stop the presses! Jessica Simpson has finally admitted to shooting her lips up with puffy junk several months ago and has even admitted that yes, it made her look horrible. In the upcoming issue of Glamour magazine she says, "I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But... it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!" Yes, thank God! Let's hope this was a lesson for her. Seriously, the girl is already blessed to not have to get gross fake ass tits (just ask Papa Joe, he'll tell ya) and is beautiful without having to do any of that fake crap. Saying that, I still have not come to terms with the fact that she is dating my John Mayer. All in good time I guess. All in good time.
Source: Wenn via IMDB


Although he has been portrayed in the tabloids as a big 'ol American gigolo since his break up with singer Mandy Moore, Scrub's star Zach Braff says that couldn't be further from the truth. Braff told David Letterman on Tuesday night that those recent stories are all lies, lies, lies! Contrary to the reports he is whoring around at clubs, Braff told Letterman, "I lead a pretty boring life - I sit at home, I'm on the Internet, I eat cereal - that's a typical night for me. " Ergh, um, uhh, that sounds familiar.
Braff claims he was horrified when the handful of times he decided to put down his cereal bowl and actually get out of the house, he was portrayed in the tabloids as a dirty slut. He went on to tell Letterman, "So I go out a little bit and they write all about me being this crazy party guy, like I'm Paris Hilton or something. I'm like the male Paris Hilton. "So then I'm like, 'I don't like that. I don't like being in the tabloids, so I'm just going to stay home. I'm going to be a homebody, I'm going to write.' "A week later a tabloid comes out with - 'Zach Braff Will Not Leave His Home!' You can't win! I just gave up on it."
Source: IMDB



Um, okay... I really don't know what in the world is going on with Eminem right now, but according to a little story I just read on Media Take Out via TMZ, it seems like he was a very bad boy on a recent video shoot. I don't watch that E! show called The Girls Next Door, about the Playboy Playmates that date Hugh Hefner, but I have some friends who actually have admitted to enjoying it. So, I guess one of the girls on the show named Kendra got hired to do some rap video with Eminem. She reportedly wrote on her MySpace site (which the post has since been removed) that on a break during the video shoot, Eminem walked up to her, unprovoked, and dumped a bottle of water on top of her poor little head. She says that her hair and make up were just absolutely ruined and had no idea why Eminem acted like a complete prick to her. She also said that Em seemed to totally drugged up when she met him earlier in the day. She described the incident on her MySpace blog as such:
I went over to sit on the couch to rest a lil bit and i started talking to this really nice guy. Next, i look over and see Eminem walkin towards me. I smile and say "whats up?", he takes out a bottle of water and pours it all over me!!! There goes my makeup, there goes my hair, there goes my tears, and there goes my first rap video!!! Yes i charged at him to knock him out, only got him a lil bit though cuz of his big ass body guard that was in my way.
Okay, after reading her whole account of the incident, the girl does sound like a dumbass. But still, that is no excuse. When TMZ contacted Eminem's people to see if he would be issuing and apology or statement about pouring water all over Kendra, his people reportedly just said, "nope." Kendra seems to have had a change of heart since she wrote about the incident and reps for Playboy told TMZ, "Kendra wrote this blog following some on-set high jinks at a recent music video shoot. While she was upset at first, she later received flowers and an apology from Eminem and removed the blog. Everything is fine and there are no hard feelings." Hmm.. even though I don't know this girl or have a terribly strong opinion about her (other than she kinda sounds like a dumbass), I still think Eminem is a dick for what he did. I really hope there is more to this story to explain his idiotic antics. If not, he should just continue doing what he does best and that's saving his abusive words and actions for his ex-wife Kim. Hef, grab your smoking robe and pipe and go kick this punk's ass.
Read the full text of Kendra's MySpace rant over at Media Take Out.


UGH! The National Enquirer broke the story of a relationship between Jessica Simpson and dreamy John Mayer in last week's issue, and now US Weekly is following suit and making it a freakin' cover story. If Jessica hadn't allegedly cheated on Nick and treated him like trash when they were married, then maybe this wouldn't be so annoying, but I love me some John Mayer. US Weekly says that the pair had their first dinner date in July and and wonderful sources were so kind to tell the magazine, “They’ve only gotten together a handful of times over the last few weeks,” says a Mayer source. “But yes, they’ve made out.” (A Simpson pal says they have yet to consummate the relationship.) Egh, yeah. Thanks so much for that bit of information.
Source/Photo: US Weekly


Oh that naughty, naughty Hilary Swank! First she spills the beans in Vanity Fair about her soon to be ex husband Chad Lowe's former drug problem and now, it appears she has taken on an affair with a married man. Tsk! Tsk! Hilary! The National Enquirer has been onto Hilary and her dirty ways for months, but in this week's issue, they finally blow the lid off her torrid affair with her "married with child" agent John Campisi. The Enquirer is reporting that the affair started shortly after Swank split up with Lowe and that Swank & Campisi's lawyers have sent the paper several letters, feverishly denying for months the couple was having an affair.
Featured in this weeks issue, the letters spew out a whole lotta of nonsense like, "Mr. Campisi and Ms. Swank are not involved in any romantic, sexual or other inappropriate relationship. As one of Ms. Swank's agents at CAA, Mr. Campisi has a professional, working relationship with Ms. Swank and they have been friends for a couple of years," and "the false and outrageous claim that he is having an illicit, inappropriate extramarital "steamy affair" or a "love relationship" with Ms. Swank is a vile fabrication." Uh huh. Is that why The Enquirer has photos of the couple kissing and holding hands in Rome with Campisi's hand on Hilary Swank's ass? Liar, liar pants on fire! After being photographed on this recent trip in all kinds of compromising positions, it looks like the couple can't deny their relationship for much longer (not that they were doing a very good job of it in the first place). A source told The Enquirer, "John went from being a shoulder to cry on to Hilary's leading man. It wasn't planned, but that's what happened." Agh! How sick am I of that old line "it wasn't planned, it just happened!" Anyway, when Campisi's wife was contacted about the affair, all she told The Enquirer was, "I'm saying nothing."
For more details and scandelous photos of Hilary Swank's dirty, naughty, secret affair, make sure to pick up this week's issue of The National Enquirer. Oh Hilary!


There are some woman who tape up pictures of beautiful skinny chicks on their refrigerator doors as a reminder not to pig out too much on food. I, on the other hand, love to tape up pictures like the latest cover of The National Enquirer to holler back at me, "sweet baby Jesus, yes girl, eat that third snack at 11pm with reckless abandon! Going to sleep with your tummy growling will make you look like these bitches! Dig in and enjoy that late night english muffin or frozen waffle!" I'm so in love with this week's cover of The Enquirer, but if I have to look at Nicole Richie in that saggy ass blue diaper one more time ... gosh, i'm sorry, but all these women really do look disgusting. After looking at these pictures, I appreciate Kirstie Alley's fat ass at the bottom of the page more than ever now. I am still trying to figure out who that chick is on the right side in the blue dress, I think she is some famous person's daughter, but the name is escaping me. Anyway, lots of great pictures of celebs looking like shit in this weeks issue, plus The Enquirer has the complete dirt on a story they've been covering for months, darling Hilary Swank's naughty affair with her (gasp!) married agent! (More on that story later today!). They've also got a feature with my favorite chickie Kathy Griffin who did guest commentary on this year's Emmy Awards (that oughtta be a hoot) and of course, it looks like Brad and Angelina had yet another fight about Jennifer Aniston. Mwah, mwah.


Ch-ch-check it! The MTV Video Music Awards is going to be broadcast live from New York Thursday night, and although these days you've got a rats chance in hell catching an actual video on MTV, the awards are still one of my favorite things to watch every year. In celebration of the music awards being back in NYC, MTV has put together VMA NYC 2006, a really cool website described as "the site that never sleeps" featuring a shit load of cool ass thing-a-ma-jiggys about the MTV Video Music Awards and NYC.

So, after y'all are done watching Danielle getting her ass kicked out of the Big Brother house on Thursday night at 8pm on CBS, hop on over to catch the final 2 hours of the MTV Video Music Awards (hey, they'll repeat that first hour afterwards like they always do!)

Plus, for your cute boy fix, check out my dreamy Nick Lachey as he remembers one of his fondest VMA moments. Grrr!!



Oh this is terribly sad and I feel horrible for laughing my ass off while watching this, but people, please take note: this is what happens when you don't let your parents meet their grandchildren. Poor John Voight...even though Angelina Jolie repeatedly shuns her father, he never stops trying to be a part of his grandchildren's lives. TMZ is featuring a new video of Voight being interviewed where he gives well wishes to his grandson Maddox on his 5th birthday. He then attempts to send love and kisses to Jolie's second adopted child Zahara, but cannot remember the poor kid's name. Voight ends up stumbling and calling her "Shakira" and when he finally gives up, he asks the interviewer what the hell the kid's name is. Being the middle child in that bunch, that poor Zahara is going to grow up with such a Jan Brady complex. First she 's not even good enough to be made into a wax statue and now even crazy Grandpa Voight remembers the name of Angelina's non-adopted kid Shiloh over her. I really do wish interviewers would stop asking him about the grandchildren and Angelina. Although he continues to answer them every single time, it's gotta be painful for the guy. I know he messed up on Zahara's name and all, but I'm sorry, considering the circumstances, I give good 'ol Champ credit for trying.
Source: TMZ


Gah! Papa Joe really pulled off a smooth one for daughter Ashlee Simpson. Looks like she is going to play Roxie Hart in the London run of the musical Chicago. Yes, no foolin,' and it ain't April 1st folks. Simpson has already started rehearsals in New York and her involvement has been confirmed by Chicago producer Barry Weissler. A source told Star magazine, "Ashlee's a dancer; her background is in dance. She wants to do live theatre. "This will put all of those critics to rest. She's always wanted to be on stage, but she got diverted when she started selling so many albums." Um, yeah, okay thanks Papa Joe. I like Ashlee's albums just fine, but I'm sorry, I saw that girl when she was acting on 7th Heaven and she was just horrendous. I just wonder if her acid-reflux infested pipes will be strong enough to carry off a major part in Chicago. Seems pretty risky to me. I gotta hand it to those Simpson's though ... they take a licking, get a new nose and somehow seem to keep on ticking.


Oooh, I am sooo excited to watch Celebrity Duets tonight at 8pm on Fox! Oh, wait a minute, that totally conflicts with Big Brother All Stars and I cannot miss that, so Celebrity Duets will have to be TiVo'd. If you haven't already heard about it, Celebrity Duets is Simon Cowell's new creation that teams up professional singers with washed up actors to sing a duet. Kind of like American Idol, each week the teams perform and America votes for their favorite duets. Oh this will be fabulous I just loooove seeing celebrities making fools of themselves! To keep things spicey and fresh, each week the celebrity will be paired up with a different musical artist. The contestants are as follows:

Celebrities: Chris Jericho (WWE World Champion), actress Lucy Lawless ("Xena: Warrior Princess," "Battlestar Galactica"), actor Cheech Marin ("Cars," "Nash Bridges"), 2004 Olympic Gold Medal-winning gymnast Carly Patterson, actor/director Alfonso Ribeiro ("The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," "All of Us"), pop culture guru Jai Rodriguez ("Queer Eye"), actor/comedian Hal Sparks ("Queer as Folk") and actress Lea Thompson ("Back to the Future," "Caroline in the City").

Musicians: Cyndi Lauper, Belinda Carlisle, Taylor Dayne, Peter Frampton, Smokey Robinson, Dionne Warwick, Randy Travis, Brian McKnight, Macy Gray, Patti LaBelle, Kenny Loggins, Chaka Khan, Richard Marx, Michael Bolton, Clint Black, Aaron Neville, and more.

Hooray! Celebrity Duets! The show premieres tonight, but will then move into it's regular time slot of Thursday at 9pm on FOX.


Aww poor Matthew Broderick! That cute little actor and husband to one of my faves, Sarah Jessica Parker, fell off a horse Sunday and broke his collarbone. Matthew and the family were vacationing in Ireland when the accident occurred. It is unclear if the lad was bucked off the horse or if he just happened to slide off or something like that. After Matthew was treated at a hospital his publicist said, "he's fine. He's just been in a little bit of pain." Although a broken collar bone is nothing to laugh about, it appears Broderick was very lucky he did not get hurt further and spared any serious injury to the family jewels.
Source: ABC News



What a waste. Just as people started to suspect that this might happen soon after his arrest and extradition from Thailand the United States, prosecutors have decided not to officially charge John Mark Karr with the murder of JonBenet Ramsey. Word is that Karr's DNA was not a match to unidentified DNA found on murdered JonBenet. Karr's public defender Seth Temin said today, "The warrant on Mr. Karr has been dropped by the district attorney." "They are not proceeding with the case." "We're deeply distressed by the fact that they took this man and dragged him here from Bangkok, Thailand, with no forensic evidence confirming the allegations against him and no independent factors leading to a presumption that he did anything wrong." Huh. One thing is for sure, after confessing to a crime he did not commit, in addition to all the new things we learned about him in the press, this dude John Mark Karr is still definitely one sick motherchucker. Let alone, they should lock the bastard up for making a false confession. Although earlier today it was announced by the Sheriff's Department that Karr had been released, reports now are saying he will be kept in jail in Boulder until he can be sent to Sonoma County, Calif., to face child pornography charges from 2001.

For more detailed info on why Karr will not be charged, read District Attorney Mary Lacy's motion to quash Karr's arrest warrent here.
Source Fox News.



Although Angelina Jolie has the ability to help thousands of children in Africa, it appears she still does not have it in her heart to forgive her father John Voight for more-or-less calling her a nut job on national television back in 2002. Page Six is reporting that Angelina & Brad Pitt were planning on attending a birthday party for actor pal Scott Caan recently, but decided against entering the party when they found out Angie's father was in attendance. Instead, Angie and Brad allegedly sat in their car for a half an hour waiting for Voight to leave, avoiding what most likely would have been a very uncomfortable encounter. I can just imagine Angie & Brad sitting in their car, twiddling their thumbs while Brad is thinking to himself, "how the hell did I end up 2 for 2 with wacky bitches that have parent issues?" Pitt, probably sick and tired of Angie's "daddy dilemma" reportedly ended up having to go inside to the party by himself to wish Caan a happy birthday. Voight is said to have taken off from the party soon after Pitt's arrival, allowing Angie to release her white knuckle death grip from the car's steering wheel and sneak into the party through the back door. Oh thank heavens!
Source: Page Six


Kevin Federline is going to make his acting debut in an episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation set to air in October. According to PEOPLE magazine Federline "will play a menacing, arrogant teen who harasses investigators Nick Stokes (George Eads) and Warrick Brown (Gary Dourdan) on a job." Filming of the episode kicked off Thursday night after Federline got word during the Teen Choice Awards about guesting on the show. He told PEOPLE, "This is pretty much my first time acting. It's the first time I've actually had a speaking role." "I was doing stuff for the Teen Choice Awards," he says, "and got the call while we were rehearsing and I pissed in my pants! I was excited right off the bat. It's the only show that I really, really watch." Hmmm....Fresno Federline playing a menacing, arrogant teen? How ever will he pull that off?
Source: PEOPLE


Oh surprise, surprise, another supermodel checked into rehab. This time around it's Amber Valletta who you may also know from the movies Hitch and Transporter 2. Unfortunately, if you are waiting to hear that she has a smack, coke, or addiction to the drink, you will be sorely disappointed. Valletta reportedly entered the Meadows in Wickenburg, Arizona rehab last week (and was expected to be released yesterday) for "work stress," "image issues" and "nonsubstance-related addiction." What the hell is "nonsubstance related addiction?" Addiction to food? Addicted to puking up her food? Addiction to Big Brother All Stars? Addiction to shopping? Addiction to spray tan? Addiction to sex??? I want to know what the hell kind of one week "rehab" she went to and why she didn't just take her ass to the spa. I'll cut the girl a little slack because I liked her in Hitch, but c'mon, work stress and image issues? It's called life, sweetheart.
Source: Gatecrasher


Jessica Simpson's new CD A Public Affair is being released in stores Tuesday, but you can check it out now thanks to AOL Music. When I first started listening to the CD and got past that horrid A Public Affair (put your rollerskates on bitches!), I thought the CD might have a chance because she does a surprisingly fun little version of Dead or Alive's You Spin Me 'Round (Like A Record), (cut me some slack I am trying to have an open mind here!) which then leads into another fairly decent track called B.O.Y. (I don't know why her and Ashlee feel the need to spell out everything *eyeroll*). At this point I suddenly found my face buried in my hands out of embarrassment realizing I might have to admit to all of you that yes, I like the new Jessica Simpson CD. Luckily, someone was watching down upon me and my emotional well being because the CD I so feared might actually have a shot at being decent, suddenly turned horrid. Everything from track 4 and beyond went back into typical, pukey, boring Jessica Simpson. What at first seemed like a different kind of fun, pop style for her quickly went down hill after the first 3 tracks on the CD. It's just a whole lot of jumbled styled mess. Don't even get me started on the track Push Your Tush where she starts off the song saying "Come and get It! Cocka-cocka-cocka doodle do!" Not to mention Fired Up, which is another enjoyable track, but complete Britney Spears rip off. Hey, whatever gets her airplay I guess.
Listen to Jessica Simpson's A Public Affair.
Track Listing (* denotes a song that will not make you puke):
1. A Public Affair
2. You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) *
3. B.O.Y. *
4. If You Were Mine
5. Walkin' 'Round In A Circle
6. The Lover In Me
7. Swing With Me
8. Push Your Tush
9. Back To You
10. Between You & I
11. I Don't Want To Care
12. Fired Up *
13. Let Him Fly



Look Britney! Gah! I've got a baby too!

This story is so stupid funny it's probably way too good to have an ounce of truth to it. US Weekly magazine is reporting that Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson has somewhat of a "talk to the hand" run in during the Teen Choice Awards this past Sunday. They are claiming that when Jessica ran into a very pregnant Britney backstage, she asked Britney if she could do some shit like say hello to the future Federline spawn and kiss her belly. Britney allegedly refused Jessica's offer and after probably thinking something along the lines of, "ugh! yo' mamma may let you kiss her with that mouth, but you ain't coming near my baby...we're country!" allegedly told Jessica, "hell no!" US Weekly claims that after the exchange, Jessica was extremely insulted by Britney's refusal to let her make nice with her unborn baby. Ahh the wonderful pop tart wars never end!

Source: Handbag


Fans of the TV show American Idol may remember former contestant Mikalah Gordon who was a finalist on the show in 2005. She was the one who was cute but had a hella annoying Fran Drescher speaking voice which made her barely tolerable to listen to. Anyway, the poor girl was assaulted and robbed at gunpoint Wednesday night in Las Vegas. Mikalah was at a studio recording music for a children's cancer benefit being held this weekend in Orange County, CA when the scary incident occurred. At 3:30 am Mikalah took a break outside with a friend and that is when she suddenly was approached by a man with a gun. Three other men then came up and Mikalah was ordered to lie on her back on the sidewalk. Then, when one of the men saw Mikalah look at him, he slammed her head into the sidewalk. Oh dear. If that wasn't bad enough, then the motherf'ing pervs started to "touch" her as she lay helpless after just having her head slammed onto the cold, hard, Las Vegas cement. That disgusting move seemed to be a blessing in disguise for Mikalah because girlfriend reportedly thought she was going to die and that's when she totally ended up completely freaking out and having a panic attack in front of her attackers. The sudden panic attack is what ironically scared the men away, taking off with her cell phone and $5.00. Oh thank the sweet baby Jesus for giving that girl those Fran Drescher pipes while having a panic attack. I'm so glad she is okay, that is a really scary story. Her mother said that after the incident, Mikalah is "scarred and scared, but it could have been so much worse." "Police said she's so lucky she's alive."



Life & Style magazine is reporting in their new issue that John Aniston, 73, who Days of Our Lives fans know as the cunning and ruthless Victor Kiriakis reportedly suffered a heart attack last Friday, August 18th. Aside from being on Days of Our Lives for a zillion years, Aniston is also known as the daddy to darling Jennifer Aniston. The magazine also says that when a distraught Jennifer heard the news about her father she reportedly rushed to West Hills Hospital + Medical Center in California and spent the weekend at his bedside. Vince Vaughn is said to have also been at the hospital giving Jennifer much love and support. Fans of John Aniston need not worry, word is that after a few scary hours, doctors said he is going to be just fine. Phew! Not surprisingly, Aniston's people had no comment on Life & Style's heart attack claims. Honestly, I am usually not a fan of Life & Style magazine as a source, so lets hope this is a story they got wrong.


Hmm...I will admit that I don't think I've watched Survivor since it's All Stars edition a while back and don't really plan on going back to it. BUT, the peeps over at the show are still trying to get viewers to watch by constantly throwing in new twists and turns and they have a pretty lame one for the upcoming 13th installment of the series. Survivor's host Jeff Probst confirmed on The Early Show this morning that the participating cast members will be divided up not into 2 tribes as usual, but into four tribes divided by race. Ummm, okaaay. 20 cast members consisting of 5 whites, 5 blacks, 5 Asians and 5 Hispanics will compete against each other (or at least until the merge) to see who will be the "Ultimate Survivor." Probst doesn't see anything odd or distasteful about this new move and has defended the shows new twist by saying:
"The idea for this actually came from the criticism that Survivor was not ethnically diverse enough, because for whatever reason, we always have a low number of minority applicants apply for the show." "So we set out and said, let's turn this criticism into creative for the show. And I think it fits perfectly with what Survivor does, which is, it is a social experiment, and this is adding another layer to that experiment which is taking the show to a completely different level." "It's not just 18 white people." "Suddenly you have new slang, new rituals, people doing things like making fire in ways that haven't been done on Survivor. I think we have a season where people will say you can never go back to what you were before."
Hmmm, I'm all for an ethnically diverse cast on Survivor, but dividing the competitors by race doesn't feel too creative to me. As Probst said, it does bring the show to a completely different level, although, I'm not quite sure it's the level they had hoped to attain. Survivor: Cook Islands premieres September 14th on CBS.
Source: E! Online


I knew this week's issue of The National Enquirer would be all over the JonBenet Ramsey case! If you want the real dirt on these kind of stories, The Enquirer is the place to go. This week they have a shit load of coverage on this story and that crackpot John Mark Karr who confessed to JonBenet's murder. The Enquirer has uncovered another witness that claims cuckoo bird could not have committed this crime because she saw him at the time JonBenet was killed. I can't wait to read all about that, but I first have to get over the horrid outfit he is wearing in the photo The Enquirer has on it's cover (oh and the hair!). I will be totally bummed if it turns out that this nut job didn't kill JonBenet. More and more weird stuff keeps popping up to cause doubt, so we're just going to have to wait and see what kind of dirt the District Attorney has to nail this guy. I do love all the dirty scandal coming out of this though! Also in The National Enquirer this week, is there already trouble in paradise for Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman? Plus, something more horrifying than John Mark Karr's hair, eyeliner and horrible all white outfit: Jessica Simpson is rumored to be having a "secret romance" with my dreamy John Mayer! No! No! Please say it ain't so! Why John, whyyyyyy?!
Cover compliments of The National Enquirer



Looks like Tom Cruise better shape up and do some serious PR repair work fast. Cruise's production company Cruise/Wagner Productions has been dumped by Paramount Pictures after 14 years due to Cruise's "controversial conduct" over the past year. Freakin' ouch. Sumner Redstone, who runs Viacom, the parent company of Paramount Pictures reportedly believes Cruise's behavior was the cause of Mission Impossible III tanking and was quoted in The Wall Street Journal as saying it "cost his latest movie, “Mission: Impossible III,” $100 million to $150 million in ticket sales." Redstone added, "As much as we like him personally, we thought it was wrong to renew his deal." "His recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount." “It’s nothing to do with his acting ability, he’s a terrific actor,” Redstone said. “But we don’t think that someone who effectuates creative suicide and costs the company revenue should be on the lot.” Is it too late to save Tom Cruise? I have a feeling after this, we might be seeing Tom, Kate and Suri on Oprah real soon. Plus, he needs to dump that Scientology crap in a big, bad way...I blame that more than anything for his downfall. Brainwashers. Sorry.
Source: Reuters
Update: Cruise's production partner Paula Wagner countered Redstone's statements by saying, "Whatever remarks Mr. Redstone would make about Tom Cruise personally or as an actor have no bearing on what this business issue is." "There must be another agenda that the studio has in mind to take one of their greatest assets and malign him this way." "We in fact made a decision not to continue our relationship with Paramount Pictures," she said. Reuters


Oooh check out Joey freakin' Lawrence with his new shaved head. At first when I saw this video on TMZ I thought I was watching my boy Michael Chiklis (aka Vic Mackey) from The Shield. Lawrence, who will debut his new tough look when Dancing With The Stars premieres September 12th, said he originally shaved all his hair off for a film role and ended up not growing it back after he was asked to keep it for two movies he made thereafter. Ahh dear Joey Lawrence. He is another celeb I once saw while getting a manicure/pedicure (yes, he was getting one too). So whatta ya think of Joey's new look? I'm not 100% on it, but he seems like such a sweet little guy. I'm definitely going to be rooting for him on Dancing With The Stars. You can check out his interview with TMZ here.
Source/Photo: TMZ


Attention! Brittany Murphy has ended yet another engagement! Brittany and her production assistant fiance Joe Macaluso have broken things off after becoming engaged on New Year's Eve. What is it with this girl? This is the second engagement that has gone down the drain for her in the past 2 1/2 years. Both of them ended 6 months after she got the diamond. Gentlemen! Please stop giving this serial engager big, fat diamond rings! I don't get it. I mean, the girl is cute and all, but I want to know what kind of *ehem* talent she has that gets these guys to propose to her so much. Not to mention, two broken engagements in that short amount of time just doesn't sound right. I mean seriously, does she just say yes to any man that asks her? Either she has really bad luck with the dudes (hey, it can happen), or maybe she turns into a psycho bitch once she gets the diamond (that can happen too). I really want to know what the dirt is behind this chick because you know with a history like this, there's got to be dirt. There were the rumors a while back that she allegedly had a problem with the drugs, which both Murphy and her reps vehemently deny. Murphy remained mum about the break up with Macaluso until people started asking questions after she was spotted without her 4 carat Tiffany engagement ring (what a waste!) at the Teen Choice Awards. It was after the event that her reps released a statement saying that she and Macaluso have "amicably ended their engagement. They remain close friends and wish each other much happiness." *eye roll*
Source: E! Online



Aw, hell to the no!

Okaaay, well this is one of the weirdest stories I've read in a long time. Page Six is reporting that a woman named Suda Boof, a self proclaimed former Osama Bin Laden sex slave, is saying that Bin Laden is obsessed with America's dear Whitney Houston. September's Harper's Bazaar magazine has excerpts from Boof's autobiography "Diary of a Lost Girl," where she writes:
"He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen." "He said that he had a paramount desire for [Houston] and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting." "He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives." "[He would say] how beautiful she is," "what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's' husbands killed. "In his briefcase, I would come across photographs of the Star [magazine], as well as copies of Playboy. It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearing Whitney Houston's name."
Jealous much? No seriously, doesn't poor Whitney have enough problems than having to worry about being kidnapped by Bin Laden and thrown in a mansion? And Bobby Brown, you know it's not a good sign when even a f'er like Bin Laden is blaming him for Whitney's downfall.
Source: Page Six


Happy Monday everyone! I had an interesting weekend taking in Snakes on a Plane with a buddy of mine and after watching that less than stellar flick, came face to face with the one, the only, Kevin Federline on my way into Tower Records. Oh yes, you heard me. It was quite the moment since in between my embarrassingly obvious double take that resulted in me giggling as I walked by him, this was closest I probably will ever get to my girl Britney Spears. I will admit, Federline looked pretty good and that random sighting brought me more amusement than the 1 1/2 hours I spent watching that stinker Snakes on a Plane. Speaking of Federline, everyone is yapping, yapping, yapping, this morning about his performance on the 2006 Teen Choice awards last night, hosted by Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook. While the dude's performance is being crucified on blogs everywhere (shocker), his reviews in the mainstream media actually aren't that shabby. ABC News said, "It wasn't genius, but it wasn't half bad either." I watched it and was just happy to see the dude didn't f**k up on his lyrics or anything like that. I wasn't completely crazy about the song (if you have to pick one, America's Most Hated is catchier), but whatever, I'll give my new friend (snicker) props just for having the balls to get on stage when all people ever do is criticize the guy. The audience had a big surprise when his wife Britney Spears came out to introduce her hubby and aside from the gum chewing (yes, even I cringed-gum is like cigarettes to that girl), she looked adorable and really, really, pregnant. You can watch a YouTube of Federline's performance here, although be warned, the video quality is horrible. One of the only other highlights from last night's Teen Choice Awards is when Nick Lachey won Choice Love Song for "What's Left of Me" and jumped up on stage saying, "I just want to start off by saying ... awkward?" "A little bit!" only to be followed by someone yelling out from the audience, "Take that Jessica!" Hehehehehehehe! Oh you silly teens.



Oh Angie! Who you spyin' on?


Check it. Here's another brilliant Big Brother weekly wrap-up video composed from the live feeds and broadcast show, compliments of The Real Deal. Loves him!


Oh that Heather Mills. It's being reported that dear Heather has been making "video diaries" of herself since her break up with Sir Paul McCartney. She has been seen alongside her minions who, in addition to Mills, have been carrying around hand-held video cameras. Her spokesperson have confirmed the use of cameras, but insist they are only to document the paparazzi Mills alleges is harassing her. Sources close to Paul McCartney fear that the filming has nothing to do with the paparazzi and that Mills is using these supposed video diaries as a way to gain sympathy with the public. Yeah, good luck. Oh please, I think I'm starting to smell another VH1 show..."Breaking Up With a Beatle," anyone?
Source: Daily Mail


WTF is the gout you ask?
  1. A disturbance of uric-acid metabolism occurring chiefly in males, characterized by painful inflammation of the joints, especially of the feet and hands, and arthritic attacks resulting from elevated levels of uric acid in the blood and the deposition of urate crystals around the joints. The condition can become chronic and result in deformity.

Honestly, I didn't know what the hell gout was until I looked it up and then I was shocked to discover that it didn't involve something green on the body. Anyway, it looks like poor cutie Jared Leto is paying for becoming a big doughy chubber for his role as John Lennon's killer in the upcoming film "Chapter 27." It has been reported that Jared has been diagnosed with gout after gaining a whopping 62 lbs and then losing it quickly thereafter for other movie roles. Leto's rep has confirmed the diagnosis saying that it was "caused by the dramatic weight loss for a movie role." Ech.

Source: The Daily Dish



Okay all my Laguna Beach and The Hills peeps, after watching the season premiere of Laguna Beach season 3 last night, I had to give my 2 cents about the new cast. Let's just say, I was not pleased. Okay first off, not to be mean, but this new cast ain't no eye candy. I'm sorry, but this is MTV after all, the world of lip gloss, tits and ass. They just can't suddenly go from sun kissed bitches like Kristin and L.C. in the first two seasons of Laguna Beach to scary, mean, loud mouthed girls like Cami who make weird faces and have their boobies shooting out of their blouse throughout the entire episode. Good Lord Cami! I don't care if these "less than perfect" kids make things more real, I want my sparkly MTV damn it! If that weren't bad enough, then they've got poor, pathetic Jessica back and being cheated on and screwed over again by another dork ass boyfriend behind her back. Girl! You're in college now, what the hell are you doing dating a junior? Ugh! The only bright spot of this horrific episode was when we saw briefly saw season 2's Alex H, Alex M, Taylor and Jessica come back for a lovely staged dinner where they all got along and commented on what how fat Lauren and Jason got and what a Hollywood bitch Kristin turned into. Ahh, the oldies but goodies, I miss them so.

Other than that, the episode was a whole lot of clique wars and girls trying to be the new Kristin Cavallari (yeah, I'm talking to you Kyndra!). L.C.'s little sister Breanna is barely featured and although I thought she would be this season's "narrator," that ended up in the hands of some chick named Tessa. These new Laguna kids were just trying to hard for the camera. It feels like the new cast is trying to "act" and as "actors," they suck as bad as when 7th Heaven jumped the shark and brought on all those horrible teen characters that couldn't act their way out of a paper bag (Ashlee Simpson, that means you!). Hey, I know a lot of the show is rumored to be "staged," but if they are going to go that route, lets at least make it believable like season 1 and 2 were. Sadly, it looks like the magic is over folks.


Okay, can One Tree Hill's Sophia Bush be more gorgeous? Here are some outtakes from her recent photo shoot for Cosmo Girl. Love her!
Check out more HERE
Source: Sparkle Me


Here are the adorable photos of Britney Spears and her son Sean Preston in the new issue of PEOPLE magazine, which hit newsstands today in sunny Los Angeles. Enjoy!


Jessica Simpson has reportedly fired her agent after he allegedly got in a huge fight with Papa Joe. Word is that Jessica's agent Brandt Joel got into it with PJ because he continues to butt into Jessica's career and according to a source, PJ "doesn't know what the hell he's doing." Jessica allegedly got pissed off at Joel for messing with her daddy (yay Brandt Joel!) and then fired him. No one messes my daddy! Ya hear?! Whatever. I don't know the agent guy, but I'm sure it was a relief to him not to have to deal with jackass, unhealthy controlling PJ anymore. Good riddance!
Source: Handbag


Here is a photo of John Karr, the man who has been arrested on suspicion of killing JonBenet Ramsey. New information is surfacing about the case and it looks like it very well may have to come down to a DNA match to prove this guy really murdered JonBenet like he claims. It appears now that this guy may just be a cuckoo bird who was completely obsessed with the case for years. Family members are claiming that Karr was fascinated with the case and researched it endlessly in hopes of writing a book. Karr's ex-wife Lara Karr said that there was no way he could have killed JonBenet because she and her husband were together on the Christmas Eve JonBenet was murdered. She also said that in addition to doing a lot of reading up on the JonBenet case, he spent a lot of time reading about Polly Klass, the little girl who was abducted from her Petaluma home and murdered in 1993. Karr's brother Nate Karr backed that up when he told Greta Van Susteren from Fox News that he also thinks his brother may have been with his family on the Christmas Eve John Benet was killed. Karr was planning on looking back at family photographs around that time to make sure.
John Karr on the other hand, has confessed again to the crime telling reporters Thursday, "I am so very sorry for what happened to JonBenet. It's very important for me that everyone knows that I love her very much, that her death was unintentional, that it was an accident." *shudder* When reporters pressed further for the answers to how JonBenet died, Karr responded, "It would take several hours to describe that. It's a very involved series of events that would involve a lot of time. It's very painful for me to talk about it." According to Lt. Gen. Suwat Tumrongsiskul, head of Thailand's immigration police, Karr confessed that JonBenet "died during a kidnap attempt that went awry" and "He said he loved this child, that he was in love her. He said she was very pretty, a pageant queen. She was the school star, she was very cute and sweet," Suwat said.
Good God, how horrible if this is true and this dude really ends up being a crazy person falsely taking the blame. What's left now is that DNA found at the crime scene that investigators never found a match to. Yesterday MSNBC had reported on their news crawl that the suspect was a DNA match, but since then I have been unable to find anything backing that up in writing. It appears now as though that answer remains to be seen.
Source: My Way News



Now this is the kind of tabloid news I LOVE! Straight from CNN's website folks!:

Updated post 5:45 PDT:

"A suspect was arrested Wednesday "for the December 26, 1996, murder of JonBenet Ramsey," the district attorney in Boulder, Colorado, said Wednesday.

A law enforcement source identified the suspect as 41-year-old John Mark Karr, a one-time schoolteacher and American citizen who has lived in Conyers, Georgia.

Karr has confessed to some elements of the crime, law enforcement sources told CNN.

The sources added that Karr had been communicating with someone in Boulder and that online investigation played a key role in leading authorities to the suspect.

It is the first arrest in the decade-long investigation of the 6-year-old beauty pageant contestant's slaying. The breakthrough came as a surprise to many who feared the case might never be solved.

Karr was arrested in Bangkok, Thailand, following "several months of focused and complex investigation," District Attorney Mary Lacy said.

JonBenet's parents, John and Patsy Ramsey, were consulted during the investigation, Lacy said, and the Ramsey family was notified of the arrest. Patsy Ramsey died in June of ovarian cancer at age 49.

Two law enforcement sources told CNN that Karr also is under investigation for an unrelated sex crime.

An investigator with the Boulder County District Attorney's office is bringing Karr to Colorado from Thailand. Prosecutors plan to hold a news conference in Boulder on Thursday."
Continue reading CNN article...

Here is Text of a statement on the arrest from JonBenet's father John Ramsey:
"I want to have only very limited comment on today's arrest because I feel it is extremely important to not only let the justice system operate to its conclusion in an orderly manner, but also to avoid feeding the type of media speculation that my wife and I were subjected to for so many years.
"I do want to say, however, that the investigation of the individual arrested today in connection with JonBenet's death was discussed with Patsy and me by the Boulder district attorney's office prior to Patsy's death in June. So Patsy was aware that authorities were close to making an arrest in the case and had she lived to see this day, would no doubt have been as pleased as I am with today's development almost 10 years after our daughter's murder. Words cannot adequately express my gratitude for the efforts of Boulder District Attorney Mary Lacy and the members of her investigative team."


It's that time again...The fabulous new issue of The National Enquirer is hitting the stands! This week they have the dirt on:
  • Angelina spying on Brad ( issues? I wonder why?)
  • Jason Wahler from The Hills spotted making out all night with a new blonde bimbo at Les Deux. Man whore!
  • Heather Locklear and David Spade still going strong and spotted making out like the world is about to end.
  • The wedding IS on for Tom & Kate-- he flew her entire family out to Colorado to try and make peace and has even chilled on preaching the Scientology to them (but Katie's still studying).
  • Star Jones, out of a job and becoming a bigger cheap ass than ever.
It's hot! It's sizzlin'! It's juicy, trashy gossip! Ahhh...There's nothing else like the National Enquirer.


US Weekly is reporting in this week's issue that Nicole Richie "went off" on a paparazzi after he yelled out "Nicole, you look disgusting. Gain some fucking weight!" while she was in Malibu recently. Later, Nicole reportedly in tears, went up to the 'razzi who was in his car and confronted him. In regards to the incident she told US Weekly, "You don't scream at people that they are overweight, so what makes people think that they have the right to scream at me that I am underweight? It's upsetting and mean. I am not anorexic. At the moment, I was just sick of everyone constantly bothering me about how I look. I walked up to the photographer and told him, "What if I really had anorexia? What if I had a disease? How would you feel about saying such horrible things? "He probably just wanted to get a rise out of me, but I'm a human being and he hurt my feelings."

You know, good for Nicole for confronting the guy, everyone has a right to defend themselves. Plus, no matter how horrible anyone thinks she looks, she should not be harrassed on the street like that. Saying that, someone really needs to get to that girl and help her. It's painful to watch. The part that made me the saddest about this whole thing was that she told US Weekly, "I am not anorexic," and actually believed it.
Star Magazine is also on "Nicole watch" and my buddy over at popbytes has their frightening photos and coverage from the latest issue. Check it out here.
Source: US Weekly
Photo Credit: X17online


Well, well, didn't take very long for the rumors to start flying about the reasons for Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson's split. As you can see, US Weekly has a cover story claiming that Kate's feelings for Owen Wilson were behind the break up. Kate's people had no comment and Owen's lawyer kind of didn't deny they were involved, but only said (in some very interesting wording), “[Anything] that suggests that the separation of Ms. Hudson was caused by Mr. Wilson…is absolutely false.” Uh huh, do you really expect them to say anything less? Sources have told the magazine that Kate has recently spent several nights over at Owen's house (hmm..who takes care of her daughter, uh, I mean son then?). Another source reportedly close to Owen and Kate said, "This is not a fling. Kate is crazy about him. Owen gives her so much attention, and she loves it. [That's why] she wants her marriage to be over."
Read more about it over at US Weekly


Don't forget to check out premiere episode of Laguna Beach 3 tonight on MTV. If you already haven't seen the trailer, here it is for you to check out. Feel free to come back tomorrow and post your comments about what you thought of the new cast.



Bruno Kirby, a character actor whose face has popped up all over the place (City Slickers, When Harry Met Sally, Entourage), died Tuesday of complications related to leukemia. He was 57. His wife Lynn Sellers released the following statement:

"We are incredibly grateful for the outpouring of support we have received from Bruno's fans and colleagues who have admired and respected his work over the past 30 years," his wife said. "Bruno's spirit will continue to live on not only in his rich body of film and television work but also through the lives of individuals he has touched throughout his life."

Source: AP