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8.25.2006

AMBER VALLETTA GOES TO REHAB...HUH? WHA?


Oh surprise, surprise, another supermodel checked into rehab. This time around it's Amber Valletta who you may also know from the movies Hitch and Transporter 2. Unfortunately, if you are waiting to hear that she has a smack, coke, or addiction to the drink, you will be sorely disappointed. Valletta reportedly entered the Meadows in Wickenburg, Arizona rehab last week (and was expected to be released yesterday) for "work stress," "image issues" and "nonsubstance-related addiction." What the hell is "nonsubstance related addiction?" Addiction to food? Addicted to puking up her food? Addiction to Big Brother All Stars? Addiction to shopping? Addiction to spray tan? Addiction to sex??? I want to know what the hell kind of one week "rehab" she went to and why she didn't just take her ass to the spa. I'll cut the girl a little slack because I liked her in Hitch, but c'mon, work stress and image issues? It's called life, sweetheart.
Source: Gatecrasher

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could she be addicted to, I don't know, SEX???

11:57 AM, August 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Michael Douglas went into rehab for sex addiction and the facility was in Arizona.

Now, since Mz. Amber is being so discreet about her affliction/ addiction, maybe it's also a sex clinic. But one week? You're right, TW. That's spa time!

1:56 PM, August 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everybody needs therapy these days. If you don't get it, you're the crazy one!

2:27 PM, August 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TW, i love you!
where is your laguna beach recaaaaap?

3:38 PM, August 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could be lots of things you a-holes
http://www.themeadows.org/meadows-treatment.html

4:14 PM, August 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who's the a-hole?

6:37 PM, August 25, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

anon 3:38pm- I'm not doing them! Will be on it for the hills season 2 though!~ sorry! :)

7:50 PM, August 25, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

Instead of the kind words anon4:14 shared with all of this, too bad they didn't just cut and paste from the website they listed the problems the facility helps treat.

Here it is for any of us lovely a-holes that are interested:

A multidisorder facility, The Meadows serves individuals seeking treatment for and recovery from toxic and abusive living, Including:

* Addiction to alcohol and drugs
* Compulsive behaviors such as eating, gambling, work, sex, love addiction/avoidance, and codependence
* Psychological conditions including post-traumatic stress disorder, obsessive-compulsive disorder and dependent personality lifestyles
* Affective disorders such as major depression, panic attacks and bipolar disorder

8:00 PM, August 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee, that narrows it down.

10:18 PM, August 25, 2006  
Blogger ASD said...

maybe she has OCD

1:22 AM, August 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i never liked her. she has a five finger forehead.

9:04 PM, September 02, 2006  

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