Tabloid Whore!



There are some woman who tape up pictures of beautiful skinny chicks on their refrigerator doors as a reminder not to pig out too much on food. I, on the other hand, love to tape up pictures like the latest cover of The National Enquirer to holler back at me, "sweet baby Jesus, yes girl, eat that third snack at 11pm with reckless abandon! Going to sleep with your tummy growling will make you look like these bitches! Dig in and enjoy that late night english muffin or frozen waffle!" I'm so in love with this week's cover of The Enquirer, but if I have to look at Nicole Richie in that saggy ass blue diaper one more time ... gosh, i'm sorry, but all these women really do look disgusting. After looking at these pictures, I appreciate Kirstie Alley's fat ass at the bottom of the page more than ever now. I am still trying to figure out who that chick is on the right side in the blue dress, I think she is some famous person's daughter, but the name is escaping me. Anyway, lots of great pictures of celebs looking like shit in this weeks issue, plus The Enquirer has the complete dirt on a story they've been covering for months, darling Hilary Swank's naughty affair with her (gasp!) married agent! (More on that story later today!). They've also got a feature with my favorite chickie Kathy Griffin who did guest commentary on this year's Emmy Awards (that oughtta be a hoot) and of course, it looks like Brad and Angelina had yet another fight about Jennifer Aniston. Mwah, mwah.


Anonymous Marian Librarian said...

That's Allegra Versace, daughter of Donatella. She's 20 and heir to her Uncle Gianni's empire. A poor little rich girl indeed.

9:57 AM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous amy said...

LMAO at the "soggy ass blue diaper"! Too funny. And so right.

10:24 AM, August 30, 2006  
Blogger David N. Scott said...


2:03 PM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do all women walking around LA really look like that? Fuck man. Don't these women have anybody in their lives that love them? UGH!!!! Please, please tell them to eat some fucking fat straight out of a can.

3:41 PM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks a lot. I won't be eating dinner tonight, sickening. Second
thought maybe I should eat, a lot.

4:59 PM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ditto on the Kirstie comment. I would much rather be a chubby mama than a walking stick. Least I'm gettin' some nutrition. And my hubby certainly appreciates having a little something to hang on to!:)

6:20 PM, August 30, 2006  
Blogger Kea Renee said...

Hey, maybe they will waste away so much that they disappear all together.

6:39 PM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

unbelievable hollywood is the blame

10:51 PM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's alexis versace.

4:37 AM, August 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When in the Hell is someone going to hold an intervention for Nicole? That chick needs to be hospitalized RIGHT NOW!

6:10 AM, August 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Allegra Versace

11:50 AM, August 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't even know what to say. Ugh, that is just horrible.

12:02 PM, August 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too thin can be gross -- but you know what, I would rather look like shit and be thin (where I at least can gain weight) than be fat. And how do they know how much those girls weigh, or that the weight is even unhealthy. I weigh between 97 - 100 lbs, I'm 5'5 (with naturally large breasts too - suck it), but have a naturally small frame -- if I weighed 10 lbs more, I'd look heavy.

1:15 PM, August 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch out Anon. 1:15. Hollywood is getting to you too. You just think you'd look heavy. You're underweight dear by most standards, breasts big or not. Careful.

4:48 PM, August 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Howard Stern is always saying, no chicks over 115. That's really great for guys and girls to hear.

7:17 PM, August 31, 2006  
Anonymous Rosie said...

That photo of Allegra Versace is WAY old. I heard she went into recovery a while back but don't have a clue what she looks like now.

3:17 AM, September 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh dear God, the "suck it" chic is back....(anon 1:15)

Quit boasting about yourself. 97 pounds and 5'5....UGH!!! You're about ready for the cover too.

1:34 PM, September 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've always been afraid to say I weigh 120 lbs at 5'5 but it feels good to say it now because i'd never wanna look like any of those scary skeletons.

7:27 PM, September 03, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yikes! Fat chicks are gross but anorexic ones are too.

7:29 PM, September 03, 2006  

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