There are some woman who tape up pictures of beautiful skinny chicks on their refrigerator doors as a reminder not to pig out too much on food. I, on the other hand, love to tape up pictures like the latest cover of The National Enquirer to holler back at me, "sweet baby Jesus, yes girl, eat that third snack at 11pm with reckless abandon! Going to sleep with your tummy growling will make you look like these bitches! Dig in and enjoy that late night english muffin or frozen waffle!" I'm so in love with this week's cover of The Enquirer, but if I have to look at Nicole Richie in that saggy ass blue diaper one more time ... gosh, i'm sorry, but all these women really do look disgusting. After looking at these pictures, I appreciate Kirstie Alley's fat ass at the bottom of the page more than ever now. I am still trying to figure out who that chick is on the right side in the blue dress, I think she is some famous person's daughter, but the name is escaping me. Anyway, lots of great pictures of celebs looking like shit in this weeks issue, plus The Enquirer has the complete dirt on a story they've been covering for months, darling Hilary Swank's naughty affair with her (gasp!) married agent! (More on that story later today!). They've also got a feature with my favorite chickie Kathy Griffin who did guest commentary on this year's Emmy Awards (that oughtta be a hoot) and of course, it looks like Brad and Angelina had yet another fight about Jennifer Aniston. Mwah, mwah.
Source: The National Enquirer