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8.24.2006

DID BRITNEY SNUB JESSICA'S MOUTH NEAR HER UNBORN BABY?

Look Britney! Gah! I've got a baby too!

This story is so stupid funny it's probably way too good to have an ounce of truth to it. US Weekly magazine is reporting that Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson has somewhat of a "talk to the hand" run in during the Teen Choice Awards this past Sunday. They are claiming that when Jessica ran into a very pregnant Britney backstage, she asked Britney if she could do some shit like say hello to the future Federline spawn and kiss her belly. Britney allegedly refused Jessica's offer and after probably thinking something along the lines of, "ugh! yo' mamma may let you kiss her with that mouth, but you ain't coming near my baby...we're country!" allegedly told Jessica, "hell no!" US Weekly claims that after the exchange, Jessica was extremely insulted by Britney's refusal to let her make nice with her unborn baby. Ahh the wonderful pop tart wars never end!

Source: Handbag

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The PR stunts usually don't work... the Madonna/ Britney kiss immediately comes to mind... but this would've been cute.

10:43 AM, August 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TW....your post is WAY better than the actual story! You make me laugh my ass off!!!

10:58 AM, August 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, not buying the story!! Cameron prolly made it up!!

11:24 AM, August 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GIVE ME A BREAK THERE BOTH HAS BEENS

3:24 PM, August 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hate , hate, hate them both!!!!

5:40 PM, August 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wouldn't want Jessica's mouth near any part of my anatomy. Good for Britney. If it's true.

5:44 AM, August 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brit did not want to get the herpes from the ho-bag simpson.

4:18 PM, August 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better to offer a baby card and gift from the ol' country general/dollar store or, perhaps, a bald tire for Brit's tractor.

1:12 AM, August 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am soooo fed up with both of these two clowns

10:57 PM, August 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Soooooooooooooooooooo not feelin either one of these hasbeens.

10:56 PM, August 30, 2006  

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