This story is so stupid funny it's probably way too good to have an ounce of truth to it. US Weekly magazine is reporting that Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson has somewhat of a "talk to the hand" run in during the Teen Choice Awards this past Sunday. They are claiming that when Jessica ran into a very pregnant Britney backstage, she asked Britney if she could do some shit like say hello to the future Federline spawn and kiss her belly. Britney allegedly refused Jessica's offer and after probably thinking something along the lines of, "ugh! yo' mamma may let you kiss her with that mouth, but you ain't coming near my baby...we're country!" allegedly told Jessica, "hell no!" US Weekly claims that after the exchange, Jessica was extremely insulted by Britney's refusal to let her make nice with her unborn baby. Ahh the wonderful pop tart wars never end!