BIN LADEN HAS THE HOTS FOR WHITNEY HOUSTON.

Aw, hell to the no!

Okaaay, well this is one of the weirdest stories I've read in a long time. Page Six is reporting that a woman named Suda Boof, a self proclaimed former Osama Bin Laden sex slave, is saying that Bin Laden is obsessed with America's dear Whitney Houston. September's Harper's Bazaar magazine has excerpts from Boof's autobiography "Diary of a Lost Girl," where she writes:

"He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen." "He said that he had a paramount desire for [Houston] and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting." "He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives." "[He would say] how beautiful she is," "what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's' husbands killed. "In his briefcase, I would come across photographs of the Star [magazine], as well as copies of Playboy. It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearing Whitney Houston's name."

Jealous much? No seriously, doesn't poor Whitney have enough problems than having to worry about being kidnapped by Bin Laden and thrown in a mansion? And Bobby Brown, you know it's not a good sign when even a f'er like Bin Laden is blaming him for Whitney's downfall.

Source: Page Six