Tabloid Whore!



Aw, hell to the no!

Okaaay, well this is one of the weirdest stories I've read in a long time. Page Six is reporting that a woman named Suda Boof, a self proclaimed former Osama Bin Laden sex slave, is saying that Bin Laden is obsessed with America's dear Whitney Houston. September's Harper's Bazaar magazine has excerpts from Boof's autobiography "Diary of a Lost Girl," where she writes:
"He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen." "He said that he had a paramount desire for [Houston] and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting." "He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives." "[He would say] how beautiful she is," "what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's' husbands killed. "In his briefcase, I would come across photographs of the Star [magazine], as well as copies of Playboy. It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearing Whitney Houston's name."
Jealous much? No seriously, doesn't poor Whitney have enough problems than having to worry about being kidnapped by Bin Laden and thrown in a mansion? And Bobby Brown, you know it's not a good sign when even a f'er like Bin Laden is blaming him for Whitney's downfall.
Source: Page Six


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, I think I lost a couple brain cells ready this...How utterly rediculous!

12:05 PM, August 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of your better lines, TW...even Bin Laden is blaming Bobby for Whitneys downfall! LMAO!!!

12:50 PM, August 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO. The FBI should set up a meeting between Whitney and Osama cause it'll be a great way for them to finally capture the bastard. lol.

2:48 PM, August 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Osama hasn't renewed his subscription to Star. Either that or he missed the binge bathroom spread!

5:00 PM, August 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't blame him women of color are very desireable...Get it 2gthr whitney the fans misses you. bring back real talent to the screen bc it lacks thereof.

5:03 PM, August 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yummmmy! slurp!

3:33 PM, August 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is the american gov't missing this opportunity???? They could use Whitney as BAIT, bag Bin Laden AND dispose of Bobby Brown all in one easy move!!! It's a Win/Win!

Fucking igits.

9:00 AM, August 26, 2006  

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