Although he has been portrayed in the tabloids as a big 'ol American gigolo since his break up with singer Mandy Moore, Scrub's star Zach Braff says that couldn't be further from the truth. Braff told David Letterman on Tuesday night that those recent stories are all lies, lies, lies! Contrary to the reports he is whoring around at clubs, Braff told Letterman, "I lead a pretty boring life - I sit at home, I'm on the Internet, I eat cereal - that's a typical night for me. " Ergh, um, uhh, that sounds familiar.
Braff claims he was horrified when the handful of times he decided to put down his cereal bowl and actually get out of the house, he was portrayed in the tabloids as a dirty slut. He went on to tell Letterman, "So I go out a little bit and they write all about me being this crazy party guy, like I'm Paris Hilton or something. I'm like the male Paris Hilton. "So then I'm like, 'I don't like that. I don't like being in the tabloids, so I'm just going to stay home. I'm going to be a homebody, I'm going to write.' "A week later a tabloid comes out with - 'Zach Braff Will Not Leave His Home!' You can't win! I just gave up on it."