MY BIGGEST NIGHTMARE.

UGH! The National Enquirer broke the story of a relationship between Jessica Simpson and dreamy John Mayer in last week's issue, and now US Weekly is following suit and making it a freakin' cover story. If Jessica hadn't allegedly cheated on Nick and treated him like trash when they were married, then maybe this wouldn't be so annoying, but I love me some John Mayer. US Weekly says that the pair had their first dinner date in July and and wonderful sources were so kind to tell the magazine, “They’ve only gotten together a handful of times over the last few weeks,” says a Mayer source. “But yes, they’ve made out.” (A Simpson pal says they have yet to consummate the relationship.) Egh, yeah. Thanks so much for that bit of information.

Source/Photo: US Weekly