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UGH! The National Enquirer broke the story of a relationship between Jessica Simpson and dreamy John Mayer in last week's issue, and now US Weekly is following suit and making it a freakin' cover story. If Jessica hadn't allegedly cheated on Nick and treated him like trash when they were married, then maybe this wouldn't be so annoying, but I love me some John Mayer. US Weekly says that the pair had their first dinner date in July and and wonderful sources were so kind to tell the magazine, “They’ve only gotten together a handful of times over the last few weeks,” says a Mayer source. “But yes, they’ve made out.” (A Simpson pal says they have yet to consummate the relationship.) Egh, yeah. Thanks so much for that bit of information.
Source/Photo: US Weekly


Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is one odd pairing...I just don't see it. John Mayer seems way too intelligent for the likes of Jessica Simpson. But....her mom did say she had an IQ of 160 LOL LOL

11:00 AM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the 'shocking confession about nick' alluded to on the front cover? Tell tell tell!

11:09 AM, August 30, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

anon 11:09- I don't know, I don't have the magazine yet. I would assume if it was soooo "shocking" it would have been the cover story over John Mayer though. I'm sure it's something totally lame.

11:22 AM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


12:39 PM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Something about him not being large in the pants is what I read somewhere. As for John Mayer, no worries, he's just using her the same way she's using him.

1:11 PM, August 30, 2006  
Blogger kally said...

I actually think they are cute together! I love me some Johnny and at least she is hot enough for him!

1:33 PM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No way. I don't buy it. What could he possibly see in her? He's not "hollywood" at all and that's all she is. She's washed up and her career as a singer is jusr about over. She fuckin' sucks.

3:31 PM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous parissucksliterally said...

He's so tall she could give him head w/o kneeling down.

4:00 PM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous pokeme said...

I still think of the episode in newlyweds when Nick arranged all the furniture to surprise her and she said `we need a decorator'.....insensitive dumbass - Meyer beware!

5:08 PM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

get rid of that blonde tired weave jessy damn!

10:50 PM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:31,, he dated JLove, so why not her? He obviously likes 'em curvy.

6:02 AM, August 31, 2006  
Anonymous # 1 fan said...

These celebs are hooking up just to get the paps all riled up. Smart PR.

3:52 PM, August 31, 2006  

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