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8.25.2006

KEVIN FEDERLINE BECOMES AN ACTOR ON CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION.

Kevin Federline is going to make his acting debut in an episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation set to air in October. According to PEOPLE magazine Federline "will play a menacing, arrogant teen who harasses investigators Nick Stokes (George Eads) and Warrick Brown (Gary Dourdan) on a job." Filming of the episode kicked off Thursday night after Federline got word during the Teen Choice Awards about guesting on the show. He told PEOPLE, "This is pretty much my first time acting. It's the first time I've actually had a speaking role." "I was doing stuff for the Teen Choice Awards," he says, "and got the call while we were rehearsing and I pissed in my pants! I was excited right off the bat. It's the only show that I really, really watch." Hmmm....Fresno Federline playing a menacing, arrogant teen? How ever will he pull that off?
Source: PEOPLE

18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like he's playing a punk....right up his alley.

10:15 PM, August 25, 2006  
Blogger Rubygirl214 said...

Someone PLEASE kill me!! Why in God's name is ANYONE taking this piece of trash seriously!!?? He's a PUNK!!!!!!!! A no-talent PUNK!!!!!!!!! And yes, I'm bitter as hell because the rest of us have to bust ass to live a decent life, and homeboy bangs Britney Spears, and gets all kinds of gigs!! That's literally ALL he's done!! He didn't earn any of this!!!!
Okay.................I feel better now! Rant over!!

12:35 AM, August 26, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

good for him

1:21 AM, August 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A real confused signal, CSI - give me a break, way too late anyway

K-Fag as a "teen"... That goes to to show you how sad his career is, and how screwed up the televison producers are..

So Britney introduces him on the Teen Choice award by saying she started there and now her husband does- But she started there when she was really a teen, at 16. HE'S already quite old, and a father of four.

What is this belief to keep pushing him as a "teen" choice for anything? He most certainly fools no teen audience as being interesting, won't draw them in, nor does he come off to a CSI audience as a teen - FOR SURE NOT.

So who's paying for him to get on these shows, and his adult eloquence of "pissing in his pants" man...

1:26 AM, August 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What an impressive and thought provoking description of your reaction, you moron..."I pissed in my pants!" I bet learning how to spell "CSI" required months of study.

He needs to go back to his "job" of cleaning garbage off the sides of the highway.

1:29 AM, August 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rubygirl, you said it... exactly how everyone feels.

Gotta feel sorry for all the working actors, paying their dues while this tool gets job after job through his wife.

9:58 AM, August 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clearly this generation's worst damn sperm donor.

9:59 AM, August 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop putting down Fresno, CA that's a nice city in central CA.

Ferderline is a nice guy and all you haters are just jealous because if you think people in Hollywood don't use connections to get opportunities...then can I sell you the Brooklyn Bridge.

11:15 AM, August 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe HE had to pay the producers of CSI to get on the show?

Maybe low tier actors also use connections, but everyone knows who Cletus is, so why should he need to use connections in the first place ?

11:24 AM, August 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:15, you can't sell us the Brooklyn Bridge -- because some of Cletus's friends are living under it.

5:14 PM, August 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quid pro quo.

Someone's getting something for it.

5:18 PM, August 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Loser, loser on the wall

Who's the richest of them all

When you see that you're no good

Your Malibu ass will be back in the 'hood

5:40 PM, August 27, 2006  
Blogger Mal said...

Please... ANON 11:15 who says Fresno is a "nice town" are you crazy?!

Fresno is an armpit! My wife went to Fresno State in the mid-80's so I had to make trips there to see her during those years; 115 with no breeze, no social life other than a movie theater & a cowboy bar. Now, 20 yrs later it is still an armpit! Only with more subdivisions! But I digress....

K-Fed will soon be Fed-Ex. He's a f'n loser.

6:41 PM, August 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fed-Ex (snort, snicker, giggle)

2:58 PM, August 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sadly, this guy is probably set for life.

5:46 PM, August 29, 2006  
Blogger Kea Renee said...

Well, there goes my paln to watch the new season. Tho' the finale of of the last season annoyed me greatly.

11:00 PM, August 29, 2006  
Blogger Kea Renee said...

oops, plan

11:01 PM, August 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SHOOT HIM!! NOW!

4:13 PM, September 01, 2006  

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