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8.21.2006

AWW YEAH. A KEVIN FEDERLINE WEEKEND.



Happy Monday everyone! I had an interesting weekend taking in Snakes on a Plane with a buddy of mine and after watching that less than stellar flick, came face to face with the one, the only, Kevin Federline on my way into Tower Records. Oh yes, you heard me. It was quite the moment since in between my embarrassingly obvious double take that resulted in me giggling as I walked by him, this was closest I probably will ever get to my girl Britney Spears. I will admit, Federline looked pretty good and that random sighting brought me more amusement than the 1 1/2 hours I spent watching that stinker Snakes on a Plane. Speaking of Federline, everyone is yapping, yapping, yapping, this morning about his performance on the 2006 Teen Choice awards last night, hosted by Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook. While the dude's performance is being crucified on blogs everywhere (shocker), his reviews in the mainstream media actually aren't that shabby. ABC News said, "It wasn't genius, but it wasn't half bad either." I watched it and was just happy to see the dude didn't f**k up on his lyrics or anything like that. I wasn't completely crazy about the song (if you have to pick one, America's Most Hated is catchier), but whatever, I'll give my new friend (snicker) props just for having the balls to get on stage when all people ever do is criticize the guy. The audience had a big surprise when his wife Britney Spears came out to introduce her hubby and aside from the gum chewing (yes, even I cringed-gum is like cigarettes to that girl), she looked adorable and really, really, pregnant. You can watch a YouTube of Federline's performance here, although be warned, the video quality is horrible. One of the only other highlights from last night's Teen Choice Awards is when Nick Lachey won Choice Love Song for "What's Left of Me" and jumped up on stage saying, "I just want to start off by saying ... awkward?" "A little bit!" only to be followed by someone yelling out from the audience, "Take that Jessica!" Hehehehehehehe! Oh you silly teens.

21 Comments:

Blogger Kea Renee said...

He He

11:19 AM, August 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He just really reminds me of Justin Timberlake.

Brit looks so hot in that dress....she's adorable preggers...

On a side note....I'm soo gald Nick won that award! That skanky ex-twat of his never won a damn thing.

12:02 PM, August 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TW, you really need to consider getting a new friend after they made you sit through that painful excuse for a movie!!!! Ha!!

12:04 PM, August 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did anyone notice how rough Jessica Simpson was looking last night? Yikes! Time for a new makeup artist girlfriend. Even her ultra annoying sister is starting to look betterthen her these days.

1:07 PM, August 21, 2006  
Anonymous Holly said...

I agree with you 1:07... Ashlee looks so much better than Jessica... she looked so ugly last nite and she acts like a moron. She can't even read.. maybe she should practice reading a teleprompter instead of sucking dads dick on the weekends!! I'm so excited Nick won the award for his song... I bet that chapped Jessica's ass a little bit...

Britney looked super cute in her dress!! And Kevin wasn't that bad. At least he is trying to make a living for his family...

2:53 PM, August 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In her case,with Kfed as the Dad, they're not babies, they're fuck trophies. Wait til he finds a sweeter, richer, skinnier sugar-momma, Kfed will be trying to make more little trophies and Twitney can cry on Shar Jackson's shoulder.

Brit needs to get a grip and ditch this POS loser.

3:01 PM, August 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

awesome post, TW!

5:04 PM, August 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TEAM NICK !!!

5:05 PM, August 21, 2006  
Blogger jizzy said...

"Snakes on a Plane" sssss-ucked! TW - Get rid of that friend who dragged you to see that piece of ssssh*t movie!!! Although I did hear your friend is a pretty sexy and hot guy, so you may want to keep him close for other things besides movies. Some snakes are better than others. S-s-s-s-s! Don't say it. Hiss it!

5:38 PM, August 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

K-Fed is a snake in the grass.

S-s-s-s-s!

7:58 PM, August 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

um, Brit's dyeing her hair and using extensions. Aren't pregnant women supposed to skip that?

8:04 PM, August 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to rip that sparkler off Doofus's ear cuz it looks pretty lame !

8:33 PM, August 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am trying to figure out what you were watching and if it was the same show I saw... K-fed was friggin horrible and I havent read one review that was anything but a rip on his performance.

You like Brittney, cool. But get real about that looser.

5:18 AM, August 22, 2006  
Anonymous Holly said...

She is supportive of her husband... that's what spouses are supposed to do for each other... at least he is trying to earn a living for his family... i give him props for trying!!

And Brit looked great Sunday nite!!

6:41 AM, August 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

am watching MTV Europe and the announcer just said as in a voice over the images of KF singing..
:SHUT YOUR MOUTH DUMB ASS

lol. now if MTV disses you then i think u are feked.

oh ya.

1:08 PM, August 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so now mainstream media knows rap? i hope kfed saves those articles cause that is going to be the only evidence anyone ever said kfed can rap.

10:09 AM, August 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am soooooo sick of reading and seeing brit on covers of magazines and television...what is the purpose? she is no positive role model by any means. damn hollywood!

5:05 PM, August 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WAS HE FOR REAL????? WHAT A WASTE OF AIRTIME, I WONDER HOW MUCH BRIT HAD TO PAY? HE NEEDS TO BE SHOT!!

7:53 AM, August 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAS HE BEEN HANGING OUT W/ VANILLA ICE? OR IS HE THE COMPETITION?

7:55 AM, August 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahhahhaha pathetic!

3:34 PM, August 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kevin was awful. what does brittany see?

11:07 AM, August 28, 2006  

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