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Okay all my Laguna Beach and The Hills peeps, after watching the season premiere of Laguna Beach season 3 last night, I had to give my 2 cents about the new cast. Let's just say, I was not pleased. Okay first off, not to be mean, but this new cast ain't no eye candy. I'm sorry, but this is MTV after all, the world of lip gloss, tits and ass. They just can't suddenly go from sun kissed bitches like Kristin and L.C. in the first two seasons of Laguna Beach to scary, mean, loud mouthed girls like Cami who make weird faces and have their boobies shooting out of their blouse throughout the entire episode. Good Lord Cami! I don't care if these "less than perfect" kids make things more real, I want my sparkly MTV damn it! If that weren't bad enough, then they've got poor, pathetic Jessica back and being cheated on and screwed over again by another dork ass boyfriend behind her back. Girl! You're in college now, what the hell are you doing dating a junior? Ugh! The only bright spot of this horrific episode was when we saw briefly saw season 2's Alex H, Alex M, Taylor and Jessica come back for a lovely staged dinner where they all got along and commented on what how fat Lauren and Jason got and what a Hollywood bitch Kristin turned into. Ahh, the oldies but goodies, I miss them so.

Other than that, the episode was a whole lot of clique wars and girls trying to be the new Kristin Cavallari (yeah, I'm talking to you Kyndra!). L.C.'s little sister Breanna is barely featured and although I thought she would be this season's "narrator," that ended up in the hands of some chick named Tessa. These new Laguna kids were just trying to hard for the camera. It feels like the new cast is trying to "act" and as "actors," they suck as bad as when 7th Heaven jumped the shark and brought on all those horrible teen characters that couldn't act their way out of a paper bag (Ashlee Simpson, that means you!). Hey, I know a lot of the show is rumored to be "staged," but if they are going to go that route, lets at least make it believable like season 1 and 2 were. Sadly, it looks like the magic is over folks.


Blogger Xtine. said...

omg. i totally thought this Laguna Beach is soooo entirely fake. i don't think i'd ever be interested in watching the upcoming episodes. i was looking so forward to watching the new season but now it's all flushed down the MTV Overrated Shows toilet and gone forever. i wish kristin would make a "surprise" guest appearance and totally put those new slutty biotches in their place which means nobody can take kristin's place!

7:51 PM, August 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree, I was sadly disappointed by the new cast. They are really trying to hard. As for the old casts members that were on the show, they are probably jealous of LC getting her own show, and all the extra attention.

But I did wish that Alex elaborated on what happened between her and Kristin. They were so tight during the show. The Drama!!!

6:30 AM, August 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I DID NOT like it. I loved the first two seasons, and even though it was relatively new people, I figured I'd at least get used to it, but all the over "acting" for the cameras sake got WAY on my nerves. I couldn't follow it too well either. It seemed faster and like they just jumped from one random person to the other without anybody really standing out. Sorry MTV. Compared to the other two seasons and the season we just watched of The Hills, this bites. Just my opinion.

6:33 AM, August 18, 2006  
Blogger Kristi said...

You're right 6:33. They did keep switching around and I'm still trying to learn everyones face and names.

This season seems pretty bad, but I'm still going to give it a couple more episodes before I judge it too harshly.

6:44 AM, August 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It won't last. Idea and freshness can't be recycled.

9:34 AM, August 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bummed not very good and the people aren't pretty enough. That one chick looks like a bulldog. Not watching again.

9:42 AM, August 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I felt sorry for Jessica. It seems that all she wants is to stay in the limelight of this reality show. She is having trouble moving on so she has to go for the boys that are still on the show. She should go crawling back to Dieter and beg forgiveness for being so stupid about Jason when she was with him and his whore when he had a girlfriend. As for Kyndra....please....that girl is trying way to hard to be a b*tch. Okay Kyndra this is NOT the way to get camera time. Sorry! And I hope Cami can go back to being the sweet girl from season 2.

9:55 AM, August 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, the cast is pretty scary. besides that the girls are completely hideous (i said to my friend who came over to join me for the premiere, "not be mean, but none of these girls are pretty!"), i cannot tell the boys apart in this short half hour they gave us, and them talking about kelan (i thought they were saying "talan!") and this guy and that girl, i was so confused. still not clear on all the names & faces.

it looks like they're younger than ever and meaner than ever, and not in an entertaining way at all..... it looks like its going to be a lame season. yeah.

actually made me glad to see miss jessica on the show. damn!

9:55 AM, August 18, 2006  
Blogger chrisann said...

The new season of laguna beach itn't have exicted as the first 2 season....dis season seem like the cast is fakin who they really r Kyndra just tryin 2 be kristen but it's so not workin there only 1 kristen but anyways i think am still goin 2 watch this season just 2 c what goin 2 happen

10:09 AM, August 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"chrisann" why are you writing like a text...the show is geared for you!

11:50 AM, August 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:50- Ha!Ha!

But really, I was checking out the cast in People and I must say the guys look much more appealing this season. I do think Tessa is pretty and her name is so cute. Seems like MTV is going for a catty bitch-fest. I missed the premire, but I'll check out the next episode. I expect lots of drama!

11:55 AM, August 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah this cast totally was tryin WAAAY too hard to create drama so they wouldnt be boring i suppose..i miss season 1 best cast so far...i wonder if this sadly means the end of kinda mad that L.C.'s lil sis doesnt have a bigger part...its weird....

1:58 PM, August 19, 2006  
Blogger Poppy Cede said...

Thank you for bringing words to my muddled thoughts about the newest season. It's utter crap, and there's no one I care about or am rooting for. Except possibly Bre. Maybe. Not sure yet. Sigh, I miss the season 1 crew.

4:27 AM, August 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah i agree. girls are ugly as sin, and the drama is too predictable and fabricated. come on MTV. this show sucks.

6:44 PM, August 20, 2006  
Blogger sarin216 said...

The new season is soo wack. these kids are trying to hard I think they all want ti fill Kristin's shoes.Kyndra is dry Cami is over acting and the pitty party is going to continue for jessica. I might watch 2 more episodes and thats it. The season 1-2 leftovers are just mad cuz they are stuck and trying to save face by talking about the ones that made it. This season is week they are just tying to create drama in 2 words (NOT WORKING)

8:57 PM, August 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hideous, awful, worst cast. utter and complete trash - these girls are the ones our beloved season 1 and 2 cast used to make fun of - they make that cheesy Casey girl from last season look kinda nice by comparison. Cami has no right to be such a horror, she is not even cute. And enough with the long acrylic french manicures and nose rings - ew. MTV - if you couldn't figure it out in Laguna, why didn't you just go to a different town? Season 3 gives the OC a bad name.

1:13 PM, August 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hollywood and their dumbass sitcoms,dramas and reality shows SUCKS!!!! the lineup this season is a waste of damn time. Fox and Upn has a sorta better lineup thank goodness. A bunch of nonsense teens having sex,dealing with adult situations and doing drugs...give me a break! burn hollywood burn!

5:09 PM, August 23, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

I fucking, I mean FUCKING hate that show! I was watching it today with just this digust in my mouth for how fucking rude these sluts are to each other. I really wanted to punch them through my tv. They are so fucking ugly, I have seen more attractive women in pregnancy centers. Oh and that Cami bitch! Who does she think she is? She is fat, ugly, and OINK OINK BABY! Yall know what I mean!

11:08 PM, August 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously! This show is so terrible.. That fat Cami chick needs a fucking reality check, she's so ugly but she's acting like she's like.. the hottest girl there. wtf.

10:24 AM, August 24, 2006  
Anonymous QT said...

OMG i totally know! cami is ugly as shit and she doesnt know it!! also they didnt show LC's little sister like at all! i was like wtf?????other then that this show just completely sux becuz the first Laguna was so good.

8:07 AM, August 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't agree more. They are all ugly. How can they be on MTV show! Specially that guy Cameron. His teeth are huge! Scary lookin. Dorky and bulky?!?!Cami, no offense but do you really live in Laguna? You look like you came from LA Downey.

1:13 PM, August 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kyndra is hard to look at. She has a big ass hunker nose. Who's given them the ego? All uglies at once is hard to watch...

1:17 PM, August 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dont really like the show all that much, but I must say that the new cast seems so boring! They dont even look exciting. I have read articles about them, and it almost put me to sleep. Hope MTV knows what they are doing...

5:36 PM, August 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I honestly didn't think it was too horrible, but also not all that great. Rocky is a loser, Chase looks like he's about 28. Cami is super hideous and I think Kyndra is really a guy. I do enjoy Tessa and Chase's relationship. I also think it's funny to watch Cameron think he's hot (when in reality he is pretty ugly). And it is always fun to watch jessica be dumb. I know I'll watch the whole season. I already watched 1 and 2. I'll stick it out.

1:22 PM, August 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think this season's pretty good. I mean i love the show because it's funny to watch kyndra and Cami thinking they're the shit. And I also love watching Tessa and Chase's relationship. It's so cute. I don't know why you guys hate it so much, if you do then don't watch it. Who cares of Kyndra is trying so hard to be Kristin? As far as I'm concerned they both are sluts and bitches.

11:18 PM, August 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow! i actually looove the show. can't believe so many people hate it. i think a lot of people just expect it to be just like the last two seasons, but these are different kids! with different drama. and i think a lot of them are actually cute. and the fact that kyndra and cami are huge bitches makes it more fun and interesting to watch....just my opinion though.

11:53 PM, August 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The cast really isn't as great as the first two and the bitches seem plentiful, but I'm sure it will catch on just as the second did as well. I didn't like the second season much at first, but it caught on. They all will unfortunately.

7:40 AM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Season 1 was good, Season 2 eh, whatever, but the third one.. I really think MTV should have scouted a dif location for this one, cause the new cast is really gross cami is fat in person and her dirty ass friend seems to have a squinting problem.

2:17 AM, August 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This season is definitely not nearly as good. The girls Kyndra and Cami, give me a break.
If Kyndra didn't have long blonde hair NO one would think she's that pretty, that's all she has going for her. She is trying to fill Kristin's shoes, please, NEVER will happen, even at her bitchiest,she still had CLASS.
Cami on the otherhand-WOW-she looks pregnant, thinks she Beautiful-SHE definitely doesn't own a mirrow, who is she kidding!! Another wanna be.
Jessica-still an idiot-sleeps around and then becomes a psycho-stalker ,and the guys got all they wanted from her SEX, she's too NEEDY for anyone.
Hope they do a reunion show for original cast.

8:35 AM, August 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mirror mispelled sorry

8:39 AM, August 31, 2006  
Anonymous Kristina said...

I hate the Season 3 - First, these girls are all fake..fake blondes, nails, boobs (LOL!) I mean, they are trying really hard to be all wild. Did you see Kyndra's outfit when she went out on a date with Cameron? What the hell is she wearing?

Cameron has a hot body- but his face is not proportion at all...Sorry, but I think he just got hotter now that's why he's trying so hard to be a player.

CAMI is one ugly F*cked up b*Tch. I wouldn't write this if she's a nice girl..but she's very mean and nasty...C'mon! Seriously, she think she's hot..her boobs are so disgusting!

None of these girls are really pretty compare to Kristin or LC. Seasons 1 and 2 are can see that there's love and friendship. Season 3 is all back stabbing, "Party-Crashers" and acting like an idiot. I'm very disappointed. I hate it.

1:25 PM, August 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well yes this cast is something else. But what is most appalling is watching Kyndra's mother sit there while Cami and Kyndra are bad mouthing the other girls. I'm like I did that once and my mom put a stop to it really fast. She just sat there with this stupid smile on her face and didnt say anything to these girls. I'm like well we know where Kyndra gets her NO personality from. HER MOM!! and yes Cami has no room to talk. She by far is not pretty and Kyndra put a wart on her nose she has witches features. Long nose that hooks and a big chin that meets the tip of her nose. As for Cameron, hmmmmm well he looks like he was once a pudgy kid that lost weight but his face stayed fat.

1:36 PM, August 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad I'm not the only one thinking Cami is delusional. I didn't get it last season when Jason took her to the dance either. She has a huge waterhead and big swollen fat face...yecchh.

6:58 PM, September 03, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This season is the worst ever thanks to two idots named Kyndra and Cami.

These are two of the biggest idiots on the planet (the third would be Kyndra's airhead mom).

The crap that comes out of these girl's mouths is so sadly disturbing, which makes it so easy to point out that they have no beauty in them whatsoever.

It's just so sad to watch two of the emptiest people on the earth display their stupidity for all the world to see!

1:02 AM, September 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tonight's episode-What is up w/Rocky and LC's sister?( don't remember her name)
They were good friends and now because Rocky is friends w/Tessa (whom she met at LC's sister's house by the way)they aren't!
Why doesn't anyone like Rocky? From what I see, her and Tessa are the most down to earth, and both are beautiful. It's gotta be jealousy. Remember when Cami said Rocky had no make-up on, r u kidding me, Cami wishes she looked like that w/ make-up on!!!!!! FAT ASS SLOB SNOB!! HATE HER and her sidekick Kyndra, another Snobby BIOTCH! Enough said, till next week.

8:20 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous patty said...

I totally agree with everyone...Kristin was never mean spirited the way Cami and Kyndra are...Kristin's meanness was fun to watch...Cami is just pathetic and looks as though she will do anything to have vapid nightmarish Kyndra as her friend...I found it horrible pathetic to watch Kyndra's mother Karen smile and look fondly at her daughter while her daughter was bashing the only decent girls on the show...Laguna Beach has turned into a losing situation...Cami and Kyndra have got to go...they are trying too hard to get their own shows...

11:57 AM, September 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the the first cast of Laguna Beach..This Season is pretty "disturbing" - Thanks to Cami and Kyndra. They are sending the wrong impression to all the kids watching the show. They are evil..very mean and nasty..they think highly of themselves which is sad. Kyndra's mom is another stupid bitch. What kind a mother are you? She didn't say a word when Kyndra and Cami was making fun of Rocky and Tessa.

Rocky is pretty cool. She's pleasant..Nice and doesn't say mean things about anybody. Tessa's alright...She's nice.

Now, LEXIE - thinks she'the sh*t. AIRHEAD!!! She looks alright - but she thinks she's way better than the rest. CAMI - She's one insecure girl.. Its alright, She's FUGLY! I don't usually use the word ugly - but her attitude is going down the drain...

I just hope MTV picked way better girls than them. They are so not like LC and Kristin. I hate MEAN BITCHES!

7:12 AM, September 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I LOVED Laguna Beach but I am so diasapointed in this season mostly because of the cruelty these girls have in them, they are trying to act like bitches for the camera and it's just hard to watch girls being so mean! season 1 and 2 were pleasant to watch but still had drama, a reunion show would be great!

6:03 PM, September 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Season is so bad I cant even try to watch anymore the last episode was so boring I almost fell alseep on can we send a petition to MTV to bring back the old cast the only part of the season I liked was when they showed Jessica Taylor and The Alex's having dinner in episode 1 the rest was so boring

6:41 PM, September 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This season has an odd tone...It's almost as if MTV has decided to do an extended "sweet sixteen" episode. How many spoiled brats can we get to sign up for an entire season of fake drama and flaunting parental credit cards.

Kyndra, Cami and Cameron = slime.

Tessa seems too sweet for this nonsense.

I sure hope the viewing audience is smart enough to realize that this is simply entertainment and not reality.


11:36 PM, September 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just realized who Cami looks like and acts like. Does anyone remember the My Sweet Sixteen episode of Sophie's birthday. OMG, are they sisters. Both FAT, think they are all that, mean BIOTCHS!!!!

On another note, JESSICA get off the show. U SUCK!!!! Didn't I say she is a stalker and NEEDY. GET A LIFE. Cameron is an idiot, no clue what he wants. Tessa I hope you don't fall for him.UGH, he's another Jason, in disguise.

6:43 AM, September 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I personally LOVE Rocky and Tessa. I think they are the sweetest and mst beautiful girls on the show. They have class, aren't disrespectful, and just do their own thing. Rocky has a gorgeous boyfriend Alex, and Tessa and Chase will be together, I know it. I only watch the show for these 2 girls. I could care less about anyone else.

5:02 PM, September 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha. I love it when countless number of you people talk about season 3's cast - "they're all ugly" or he or she is "UGLY as sin." I will bet $100 they are all more physically attractive than any of you and dress much better. It's hilarious to hear people talk all this shit when they themsleves don't have the looks or style to be making those sort of shallow judgements. What if we were to get any of you on camera? The people watching you on TV would rip you to shreds faster than a rat in a pirahna tank. I will even go as far as saying Cami has more personality, style, and physical beauty than anyone who posts their opinions here, nobody just wants to look in the mirror and admit it.

And what's all this crap about this new cast trying to hard - or trying to hard to be like a previous cast member? NONE of you would be saying that if season three was the first season. You're all making pre-set judgements based on the fact that these kids are all new to you and you're unrightfully comparing them to the past cast. THEY'RE NOT Stephen. They're NOT LC. They're NOT Kristin. To say Kyndra tries too hard to be like Kristin is bullshit. How exactly would any of YOU people know? You're making dumb assumptions based on what? NOTHING.

And the whole point of an entirely new cast for season three is rightfully justified from MTV's perspective. A show like this snaps up fans quickly and drops them just as fast. MTV thought, without introducing something new to the series formula (new cast), it would be beating an old bush by following around characters we've all been watching for the past two years.

Seasons 2 and 3's cast members don't even live in Laguna Beach anymore. One of the selling points of the show is THE NAME and location. You can't just pick up the series, follow Kristin and Alex M. and rename it "LAGUNA BEACH: NOT REALLY, IT'S IN L.A. THIS TIME." You honkeydonkeys need to all shutup.

8:11 PM, September 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, did we hit a sore note with someone who is part of season 3 or friends w/those of season 3 that are getting ripped on. Too f-n bad. This is what blogs are for.
Get use to it!!!!Go cry to someone who actually gives a shit! WE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6:30 AM, September 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so i so agree with the person 2 before me
i don't know what all of you people have a problem with this season... pobabally just jealousy these people are AMAZING. and this season is probabally the best one yet.

i love kyndra and cami they are such bitches it makes the show.

breanna is fucking obnoxious. and tessa and rocky can be too. who is that nice? and breanna just thinks shes mad hot because of her sister. and shes not. LC is but shes not

this season is the best FUCKING SEASON. and i dont understand what is up your peoples asses about this. all the other seasons were shit compared to this.

fucking kristin cavallari? EW.

and this season has such better style and prettier people. i dont know why you think there so ugly? there all FUCKING HOT and i love the show. and if you people have a problem with it then stop watching it.

12:21 PM, November 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, saying that their
actors and fake..and their
boobs are popping out isnt
really going to stop them,
is it mr.blogger??... i actully
love this season.. its better then
seeing laguna kids act really...
at least it's intresting..
the only thing i dont like about
laguna is Breanne, Lexi and Tessa,
like wtf. your as boring as wall
paper. and WELL...jessica is definatly pathetic..
i LIKE this laguna season. say what you will. but its obviously not going to stop them.

like the person sevenstoriesx said.. this is the best season!!

and like really... how, exactly are these people ugly?... you must not be comfertable in your own skin and are ass ugly. for real.

LC...gross, dskjhfkhsge!!

5:14 PM, November 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that this season is going to be good! Incase you havnt realised, girls are bitchy and Kyndra and Cami just point the fact out pretty bluntly. I just watch it for the fashion tips and maybe because its actually funny, dont take it so seiously. There is one person i dont like and thats Tessa. Whats up with this girl, shes desperate and shes actually ugly. As for Cameron, uuuurgh!! No more said. Like i said, its a reality series, its meant to be stupid. I like Kyndra she makes the show what it is, just like Kristin used to. Give it a try!!

6:38 AM, December 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jessica is tough. She should beat-up her rivals.

2:10 PM, January 07, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

season 3 cast are just trying to be like season 2 cast
the drama is just gonna repeat
they should have kept the old cast they were brill

2:54 PM, January 30, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ugh.... cami is the ugliest cast in laguna beach season 3.... sorry.. but i really hate her. she thinks shes so pretty.. but hey shes a bitch. dont like her. she should go. the show can go on without her and kyndra!!

2:22 AM, February 13, 2007  
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