Okay all my Laguna Beach and The Hills peeps, after watching the season premiere of Laguna Beach season 3 last night, I had to give my 2 cents about the new cast. Let's just say, I was not pleased. Okay first off, not to be mean, but this new cast ain't no eye candy. I'm sorry, but this is MTV after all, the world of lip gloss, tits and ass. They just can't suddenly go from sun kissed bitches like Kristin and L.C. in the first two seasons of Laguna Beach to scary, mean, loud mouthed girls like Cami who make weird faces and have their boobies shooting out of their blouse throughout the entire episode. Good Lord Cami! I don't care if these "less than perfect" kids make things more real, I want my sparkly MTV damn it! If that weren't bad enough, then they've got poor, pathetic Jessica back and being cheated on and screwed over again by another dork ass boyfriend behind her back. Girl! You're in college now, what the hell are you doing dating a junior? Ugh! The only bright spot of this horrific episode was when we saw briefly saw season 2's Alex H, Alex M, Taylor and Jessica come back for a lovely staged dinner where they all got along and commented on what how fat Lauren and Jason got and what a Hollywood bitch Kristin turned into. Ahh, the oldies but goodies, I miss them so.
Other than that, the episode was a whole lot of clique wars and girls trying to be the new Kristin Cavallari (yeah, I'm talking to you Kyndra!). L.C.'s little sister Breanna is barely featured and although I thought she would be this season's "narrator," that ended up in the hands of some chick named Tessa. These new Laguna kids were just trying to hard for the camera. It feels like the new cast is trying to "act" and as "actors," they suck as bad as when 7th Heaven jumped the shark and brought on all those horrible teen characters that couldn't act their way out of a paper bag (Ashlee Simpson, that means you!). Hey, I know a lot of the show is rumored to be "staged," but if they are going to go that route, lets at least make it believable like season 1 and 2 were. Sadly, it looks like the magic is over folks.