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8.16.2006

ANGELINA SPIES ON BRAD IN THIS WEEK'S 'THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER.'


It's that time again...The fabulous new issue of The National Enquirer is hitting the stands! This week they have the dirt on:
  • Angelina spying on Brad (hmmm...trust issues? I wonder why?)
  • Jason Wahler from The Hills spotted making out all night with a new blonde bimbo at Les Deux. Man whore!
  • Heather Locklear and David Spade still going strong and spotted making out like the world is about to end.
  • The wedding IS on for Tom & Kate-- he flew her entire family out to Colorado to try and make peace and has even chilled on preaching the Scientology to them (but Katie's still studying).
  • Star Jones, out of a job and becoming a bigger cheap ass than ever.
It's hot! It's sizzlin'! It's juicy, trashy gossip! Ahhh...There's nothing else like the National Enquirer.

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm always curious about the other titles! Why is Dr. Phil angry???

:-S

1:32 PM, August 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does those lips ever relaxed? Or do they always look like they are on a mission or something? lmao. Other women, drugs and lies? Haahahahaaaa! She should have seen it coming sooner or later. Itsn't that what she did to snatch him? lmao. Can't wait for more dramas.

4:00 PM, August 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn, there's no name for the new couple.

Spadelock?

4:32 PM, August 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Angelina deserves whatever she gets....homewrecker and twisted sister. She's beautiful but CRAZY as hell

8:14 AM, August 17, 2006  
Blogger Melvin Crabtree said...

I wouldn't trust Pitt any farther than I could throw him. Actually, I'd probably tie him up in the basement just to be on the safe side. Then the fun would begin.

10:01 AM, August 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brad Pitt would have made a fine underwear model about 20 years ago.

11:41 AM, August 17, 2006  
Blogger d mumsie said...

why would she spy on him when he has the children with him and is in constant contact with her by phone and messages?

12:07 PM, August 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The most interesting thing about this is the fact that some of you actually believe this crap about any of them. Scary

2:54 PM, August 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:54, and YOU ARE _______(?)

5:21 PM, August 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tom & katic can go straight to hell as far as i'm concerned. i think he's turned into the white version of michael jackson and i'm not sure if she's a willing accomplice in the whole thing or a hostage ....

6:09 PM, August 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how CAN i get the NATIONAL ENQUIRER online???

it always says underconstruction
what has happened ??

info ??

4:25 AM, August 19, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

anon 4:25- I don't know what to tell you...I just double checked the links I put up, they both work. :( You can try just typing in the URL too: www.nationalenquirer.com and see if that works. Otherwise, make sure you have refreshed your page or maybe try using a different browser..? Their website always works for me. Good Luck.

9:21 AM, August 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BOOOOO HOOOOO HOOOOO! I feel no sympathy for her. She carried on a relationship with a married man and it didn't seem to bother her. If this story is true, then it looks as though she got what was coming to her...KARMA!!!

12:39 PM, August 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PAY BACK BITCH!!!!!!! (TEAM ANISTON) NOW, GET BACK TO AFRICA AND GO FEED THE HUNGRY, HUSTLE!!

8:08 AM, August 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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6:47 AM, August 25, 2006  

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