Tabloid Whore!



Oh that naughty, naughty Hilary Swank! First she spills the beans in Vanity Fair about her soon to be ex husband Chad Lowe's former drug problem and now, it appears she has taken on an affair with a married man. Tsk! Tsk! Hilary! The National Enquirer has been onto Hilary and her dirty ways for months, but in this week's issue, they finally blow the lid off her torrid affair with her "married with child" agent John Campisi. The Enquirer is reporting that the affair started shortly after Swank split up with Lowe and that Swank & Campisi's lawyers have sent the paper several letters, feverishly denying for months the couple was having an affair.
Featured in this weeks issue, the letters spew out a whole lotta of nonsense like, "Mr. Campisi and Ms. Swank are not involved in any romantic, sexual or other inappropriate relationship. As one of Ms. Swank's agents at CAA, Mr. Campisi has a professional, working relationship with Ms. Swank and they have been friends for a couple of years," and "the false and outrageous claim that he is having an illicit, inappropriate extramarital "steamy affair" or a "love relationship" with Ms. Swank is a vile fabrication." Uh huh. Is that why The Enquirer has photos of the couple kissing and holding hands in Rome with Campisi's hand on Hilary Swank's ass? Liar, liar pants on fire! After being photographed on this recent trip in all kinds of compromising positions, it looks like the couple can't deny their relationship for much longer (not that they were doing a very good job of it in the first place). A source told The Enquirer, "John went from being a shoulder to cry on to Hilary's leading man. It wasn't planned, but that's what happened." Agh! How sick am I of that old line "it wasn't planned, it just happened!" Anyway, when Campisi's wife was contacted about the affair, all she told The Enquirer was, "I'm saying nothing."
For more details and scandelous photos of Hilary Swank's dirty, naughty, secret affair, make sure to pick up this week's issue of The National Enquirer. Oh Hilary!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess with a see thru top like that..........hmmm........

11:52 AM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous amy said...

Did she get a boob job? This does not look like the Boys Don't Cry chest. Yes, I know they were taped down and at the risk of sounding like good ol' Papa Joe I don't think you can hide those suckers LOL.

11:53 AM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous Chad Lowe said...

Good for the National Enquirer! It's about time someone has set the record staight on that horsed faced cunt! She's not the perfect girl she portrays herself to be, and On top of that, she's a home recking,man stealing liar slut! I sespecting she was cheating on me all along, this just confirms it! May she rot in hell for all she has done...


12:35 PM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i agree that she is not attractive...eeeesshh

And enough of showing the girls..we don't care..unless you are trying to seduce our husbands...

12:59 PM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why wear clothes at all?

These people are so ridiculous.

1:24 PM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, I'd pretty much die for perky tits like that, but geez....keep it in the bedroom!

And BTW, she is a bitch and I'm sure the reason she spilled the beans on poor Chad was to take the attention off of herself. She's just like all the rest. Liars and cheaters with no self-respect.

3:37 PM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous clint eastwood said...

Look, she can throw a good left hook. So watch what you say.

4:53 PM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What else is new in Hwywood. Why do
they even bother to get married?

5:00 PM, August 30, 2006  
Blogger Carol said...

She & Jennifer Garner remind me of one another (their careers, divorces, etc.)

6:06 PM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous Sammie said...'s not like she can't afford a bra or even 2 friggin bandaids. Damn SlutHo!!

10:26 PM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilary, Hilary.... you're too good to try the Britney Spears look.

7:55 AM, September 01, 2006  
Anonymous bitch hater said...

she is so FUCKING ugly and her boobs don't help her at ALL. she looks like a fucking rat. die bitch go to hell for being a stupid whore

11:25 PM, September 11, 2006  

Post a Comment

<< Home