HILARY SWANK GETS NAILED FOR AFFAIR WITH HER MARRIED AGENT.

Oh that naughty, naughty Hilary Swank! First she spills the beans in Vanity Fair about her soon to be ex husband Chad Lowe's former drug problem and now, it appears she has taken on an affair with a married man. Tsk! Tsk! Hilary! The National Enquirer has been onto Hilary and her dirty ways for months, but in this week's issue, they finally blow the lid off her torrid affair with her "married with child" agent John Campisi. The Enquirer is reporting that the affair started shortly after Swank split up with Lowe and that Swank & Campisi's lawyers have sent the paper several letters, feverishly denying for months the couple was having an affair.

Featured in this weeks issue, the letters spew out a whole lotta of nonsense like, "Mr. Campisi and Ms. Swank are not involved in any romantic, sexual or other inappropriate relationship. As one of Ms. Swank's agents at CAA, Mr. Campisi has a professional, working relationship with Ms. Swank and they have been friends for a couple of years," and "the false and outrageous claim that he is having an illicit, inappropriate extramarital "steamy affair" or a "love relationship" with Ms. Swank is a vile fabrication." Uh huh. Is that why The Enquirer has photos of the couple kissing and holding hands in Rome with Campisi's hand on Hilary Swank's ass? Liar, liar pants on fire! After being photographed on this recent trip in all kinds of compromising positions, it looks like the couple can't deny their relationship for much longer (not that they were doing a very good job of it in the first place). A source told The Enquirer, "John went from being a shoulder to cry on to Hilary's leading man. It wasn't planned, but that's what happened." Agh! How sick am I of that old line "it wasn't planned, it just happened!" Anyway, when Campisi's wife was contacted about the affair, all she told The Enquirer was, "I'm saying nothing."

For more details and scandelous photos of Hilary Swank's dirty, naughty, secret affair, make sure to pick up this week's issue of The National Enquirer. Oh Hilary!