I knew this week's issue of The National Enquirer would be all over the JonBenet Ramsey case! If you want the real dirt on these kind of stories, The Enquirer is the place to go. This week they have a shit load of coverage on this story and that crackpot John Mark Karr who confessed to JonBenet's murder. The Enquirer has uncovered another witness that claims cuckoo bird could not have committed this crime because she saw him at the time JonBenet was killed. I can't wait to read all about that, but I first have to get over the horrid outfit he is wearing in the photo The Enquirer has on it's cover (oh and the hair!). I will be totally bummed if it turns out that this nut job didn't kill JonBenet. More and more weird stuff keeps popping up to cause doubt, so we're just going to have to wait and see what kind of dirt the District Attorney has to nail this guy. I do love all the dirty scandal coming out of this though! Also in The National Enquirer this week, is there already trouble in paradise for Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman? Plus, something more horrifying than John Mark Karr's hair, eyeliner and horrible all white outfit: Jessica Simpson is rumored to be having a "secret romance" with my dreamy John Mayer! No! No! Please say it ain't so! Why John, whyyyyyy?!
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