THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER SAYS: JONBENET MURDER SUSPECT DIDN'T DO IT!
I knew this week's issue of The National Enquirer would be all over the JonBenet Ramsey case! If you want the real dirt on these kind of stories, The Enquirer is the place to go. This week they have a shit load of coverage on this story and that crackpot John Mark Karr who confessed to JonBenet's murder. The Enquirer has uncovered another witness that claims cuckoo bird could not have committed this crime because she saw him at the time JonBenet was killed. I can't wait to read all about that, but I first have to get over the horrid outfit he is wearing in the photo The Enquirer has on it's cover (oh and the hair!). I will be totally bummed if it turns out that this nut job didn't kill JonBenet. More and more weird stuff keeps popping up to cause doubt, so we're just going to have to wait and see what kind of dirt the District Attorney has to nail this guy. I do love all the dirty scandal coming out of this though! Also in The National Enquirer this week, is there already trouble in paradise for Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman? Plus, something more horrifying than John Mark Karr's hair, eyeliner and horrible all white outfit: Jessica Simpson is rumored to be having a "secret romance" with my dreamy John Mayer! No! No! Please say it ain't so! Why John, whyyyyyy?!
Cover compliments of The National Enquirer
posted by Tabloid Whore! at 8/23/2006
13 Comments:
He didn't do it.
He looks like a reject from "Wham"
Yah, I don't think he did it either. I want to believe he did so poor JonBenet can be at peace, but it just doesn't make sense. He seems too confident and loving the attention. I'd be really surprised if they produced some good evidence and he did do it.
Please spare us the creepy photos...he's scary enough without the eyeliner and Flock of Seagulls do...ugh!!!!!!!!!
First off, he's MY John Mayer. Secondly, there is no way in hell he would hook up with Jessica Simpson. Never. No way.
Why are these people feeding into this whitewash? Good Grief anyone who follows this bullcrap is a total asshole.
anon 5:00
You're on a GOSSIP blog...take your ass hole somewhere else.
No way John Mayer dates beauties WITHOUT brains. That automatically blocks Jess out of that competition.
And Freakboy is just a famewhore - either that, or he's smart enough to get his ass out of a Thai prison. (And speaking of prison and his ass, he's going to be treated just like the 6-year old girls he says he loves so much. Superfreak.)
The other night I was channel surfing and paused on CNN as they were doing an in depth story on the life of this creep...like he's already been tried and found guilty. And of course the Enquirer would be all over this, cause they are the source that half of America goes to for hard hitting news.
And if I was John Mayer I would be suing this rag for even mentioning my name in the same publication as Jessica Simpson.
this psycho wants a book/movie to pay for his children college education which he cannot afford...unbelievable what will they do next.
I don't believe that he did it. He said in an interview that I love Jonbenet. If he killed her wouldn't he say that I loved her.
Buffalo Bill + pedophile =
John Mark Karr
This idiot brings a new meaning to "Attention Deficit Disorder"
Wow, he was really hott.
Kelly you are high on crack if you think this piece of poop is hot. he looks like a refurbished elvis presley.
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