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Britney Spears is going to guest star on an upcoming episode of NBC's Will & Grace. She will appear on Jack's Out TV talkshow as his new sidekick after it is bought by a Christian TV Network. She will play a Christian conservative with a cooking segment called "Cruci-fixin's." The episode is set to air on April 13th. Oh, I love Britney and don't care if she's still hitting the white trash trails of late...this sounds like lots of fun, especially acting alongside Sean Hayes. I can't wait to see it!


In Touch is reporting that this chick is Nick Lachey's new squeeze. She is a former Miss Kentucky U.S.A. named Lizzie Arnold, yeehaw! Ok, I just noticed, how creepy is it that the girl next to her in the photo looks like Jessica? Well, good to know Nick's not just stuck on the blondes, but still likes the girls with big knockers.

From In Touch:
He has been spotted in LA with Lizzie Arnold, 28, who took the state crown in 2001. "She is the mystery brunette who has been seen with Nick around town," reveals an insider. "They've been together for about a month." Nick, 32, was seen making out with the brunette at LAX nightclub on January 15. "He couldn't keep his hands off her," says an eyewitness. The pair were together at Wilmer Valderrama's 26th birthday party at Level 3 nightclub in Hollywood on January 29. "Nick had his arm around her all night," says a fellow partygoer.
Source: In Touch


Ok, so there is a band I've been going completely nuts for the past month called She Wants Revenge. Their CD is being released in stores today, but ITunes also had it on pre-release for the past month, so maybe some of you have heard it. Every once in a while a CD will come out that I can't get enough of and listen to it until my ears practically start to bleed and this is one of them. SWR band members describe the CD as writing "the best 80's album we've never heard before," and with the influx of music influenced by the 80's filling the airwaves these days, the CD certainly stands out among the crowd. Their song "Tear You Apart" has been getting decent airplay across the country and you can check out their new video for it now at The lyrics made me snicker with delight and the video has a funny little quirky story to go a long with it. So, if your bored at work today, hop on over and give these guys a listen....then go out and buy the cd!!!

Question: So, is there a specific girl that the songs are about, because the album seems to more or less follow a thread - boy meets girl, boy gets girl, boy obsesses over girl, boy leaves girl, boy regrets leaving girl, boy obsesses over girl....
SWR: "That's one interpretation - albeit the wrong one - but that's ok. I won't address the lyrics except to say that they are all about love. They are torch songs, standards really, ballads of lust and want - songs of love, obsession and sex. Basically everything I write is based around male-female interpersonal dynamics and the minutia that entails. To me it's in the details. How did she smell? The bat of an eyelash, the uncomfortable pauses. That's what I care about, love in all its forms."

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Is nothing sacred (or REAL) in reality tv anymore? Ok, so we already know that a lot of the stuff on MTV's Laguna Beach was staged, but never, ever, did I suspect that the love triangle between Stephen, L.C. and Kristin could be (gasp!) faked!! That's right, F-A-K-E-D. Time Magazine did an expose on reality television where they quote an anonymous Laguna Beach story editor who claims that the relationship was born in the editing room:
The problem, says a story editor who asked not to be named, was that the triangle didn't exist. LC and Stephen, he says, were platonic friends, so the producers played Cupid through montage. LC would say things about [Stephen] as a friend, says the editor. "[LC] said, "I just love this guy." All you have to do is cut to a shot of the girl, and suddenly she's jealous and grimacing."
Oh the humanity! When Time Magazine contacted Tony Di Santo, executive producer of Laguna Beach, he said the footage on the show was "enhanced" and adds, "Stephen and LC were friends, but in the raw footage, you could see an attraction." Ok, but did they really hook up or not? Laguna freaks need to know. Grrr Arrgh. I could give a crap if you fake things like Jason being able to form a sentence or even him and L.C. breaking up, but when you mess with a good love triangle, that's when I've got a problem. Aww shucks. I felt so bad for L.C. and to think, every time I did a Laguna Beach wrap up and called Kristin a bitch or made sarcastic comments about her, poor darling probably didn't even deserve it. Hee hee. Ooops!
Source: Reality Blurred



Yah, yah, we all read the blind items and rumors about some of the Laguna Beach kids doing drugs now that they are all "Hollywood" and shit, but surprisingly, one of them actually fessed up to it. Kristin Cavallari says in the March issue of Teen People that she tried cocaine, but didn't see what the big deal was. "It was fun for, like, 20 minutes, but the next day, I just didn't feel good about myself. It's a dirty drug. I find people who do coke to be very shady, that they're doing it makes them lie about things. I wouldn't want to date someone who's into it." Amen sister!



We here at Tabloid Whore! feared the worse regarding the death of actor Chris Penn and the possibility that he might have fallen victim to The Drugs. Today Page Six is saying that Penn's friends are raising eyebrows and privately suspect that it was indeed The Drugs and not being overweight that caused Penn to meet his maker at such a young age. "Chris fought a battle with drugs his whole life, and it had gotten bad again," a Penn friend told the newspaper. Sources also told Page Six that Penn had been hanging with the trannies at the club The Spotlight in Los Angeles of late, "He became friends with a transvestite named 'Bobby,' but they had a falling out [several months ago]." Gee, I doubt "hanging with a transvestite named Bobby" had anything to do with Penn's death, but I love how Page Six just threw that in there for good measure as if to say, "evil! evil! trannies!" Please. Final toxicology reports on his death have yet to be released.
Source: Page Six


Oh dear. Poor Jamie Lee Curtis. At last night's SAG Awards, girlfriend majorly tripped and tumbled down the stairs while making her entrance to present Shirley Temple with the Screen Actor's Guild Life Achievement Award. Thankfully, she recovered from it gracefully and went on to say a flawless introduction for Shirley. Shit, if that was me, I would have been rambling on at that podium, trying to explain why I just almost fell on my ass. Oh the horror! She is a trooper. Sad that shameless people like me will continue to bring up her fall to everyone they talk to for the rest of the day. **snicker**


Ok, so either this story is completely full of crap, or one reporter just so happened to be the luckiest bastard on the planet recently. This weeks Star Magazine has the cover story "Angelina Speaks!" claiming that this reporter was at The Bar at the Hotel Bel-Air on Jan. 17th and overheard a business meeting between Angelina Jolie and Director Robert Rodriguez where she allegedly spilled the beans to Rodriguez on a bunch of dirt between her and puppy dog Pitt. Here are highlights from what Angie allegedly was overheard saying....
(P.S... thanks to my buddy over at Popbytes for the Star cover photo!)
  • When Rodriguez asks her how many children they want to have, she says, "Thirteen! But we're going to adopt the rest! I can't stand to be pregnant again and that's how many we want. And I sure as hell ain't squeezing all those out!"
  • When are they getting married? "We will NEVER marry. If the kids get older and demand that we have a ceremony, then we might. But that's a touchy subject with us." UH-HUH.
  • On the subject of marriage, Angie adds, "He is going through a divorce and I've been divorced twice, so it's not something we're considering." Um, ok.
  • Rodriguez asks her when the baby is due and she tells him June 6th. She adds that they planned to have the baby near her birthday at her mothers suggestion, so they could have another Gemini like Angie. Uh oh. Watch out for those Gemini's, they are nothing but trouble!
  • When Rodriguez asks her if she is scared of giving birth, Angie says, "I talked with my mom about that yesterday. She said if I go more than a few days past my due date, I should have a C-section, so that's what I'll do!" Huh?
  • As they say goodbye, Angie tells Rodriguez that the couple only plans on doing one film a year so they can put their time into the kids. She adds, "I love this part of my life. Being part of a family."
The magazine adds that Saint Angie was kind enough to leave the bartender $20 on an $11.83 tab. Wow! She's amazing!
Source: Star Magazine


Looks like good ol Papa Joe is working overtime to diffuse the rumors about Jessica Simpson and Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine. Several tabloids this week have stories all about how Jessica is going to hold off on dating for a while and hey, don't even think about asking that girl for sex--that ain't happening either! The National Enquirer reports that Jessica has decided to take a year off from dating to focus on her career and a "friend" claims, "It's going to be a while before Jessica considers an intimate relationship. She's fresh out of a marriage and not all that eager to jump back in the sack with someone new."'s a shame she allegedly didn't feel the same way when she was married to Nick. Life & Style Weekly has a bit of a different take on the whole thing, claiming that Papa Joe has forbade his sweet Jessica to date publicly until soon to be ex husband Nick has found himself a hot new bitch (pick me! pick me!). Papa Joe is said to have taken a look at fansites and was stunned when he realized that practically everyone blames Jessica for the breakup. He doesn't want her image damaged any further by fans thinking she doesn't care about her marriage ending. Sorry Papa Joe, it's too late for damage control there too. But, according to Star Magazine, even though Jessica was the one who wanted the divorce, now she can't seem to leave Nick alone. Sources told the magazine that Jessica calls Nick at least once a day telling him about her new place and stupid stuff like "I just bought some fabulous curtains!" Nick reportedly just wants to get on with his life and now she keeps bothering him, probably asking him if he likes her new lips and shit. Friends are claiming that all Jessica does is talk about Nick now and what went wrong with them. Oh boohoo. Nick's a hot piece of meat and some lucky lady is going to be taking a bite out of him real soon. Booya!
Sources: The National Enquirer, Life & Style Weekly, Star Magazine.


Awww a young Demi!

Star Magazine is reporting that one of my favorite celebrity couples, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are planning on adopting a baby together. The couple reportedly wants to start their family together asap and that Demi has recently added a nursery to their home. Sources claim that since Demi is 43, they chose adoption "instead of putting herself through the trama of an potentially unsuccessful pregnancy" and "zeroed in on it as their best chance of having a child." I love these two and wish them as many bundles of kids as they hope to have.
Source: Star Magazine



TW sends her apologies for the delay with this week's Dancing With the Stars re-cap. Sometimes, I actually get to leave the house, the laptop and tabloids behind and have a night out in the real world...but when that happens, oh how behind we get! Well, the results show has also aired, so by now you all know that Master P is over and done with. I have to say that as much as I gave him props for stepping up his game, it was time for P to say goodbye. He did a nice job this week, but in my opinion, the best part was not his dancing, but the video from his visit to Ashley's home town. Best P quote from the clip: “You are real Mormon? Nice to meet you my brother!” So long P, you done your peeps in the hood proud.

OK, everyone else on the show was really good, there were no real stinkers of the evening. The couples had to chose between the Pasa Doble or the Fox Trot. Lisa Rinna was on crazy fire doing the Pasa Doble, that girl is fierce! Once again, she tries the more challenging dance of the two and kicks ass (and I swear I’m not just saying that to try and get a discount at her boutique). Tia Carrare did a lovely, elegant job at the Fox Trot, but ended up in the bottom two. George Hamilton did a hilarious rendition of the Pasa Doble, but did more a flashback to his days from “Zorro The Gay Blade,” than actual dancing. Stacey Kiebler was great as usual, I loved her purple dress, not to mention, that bitch still has the best abs on the planet. Oh, and my dear Jerry Rice was smooth as chocolate milk with his Fox Trot and I loved watching the clips of him taking ballet classes. Also, Jerry knows how to rock the suit. Delightful. Alright, so you knew it was coming. How SPECTACULAR was Drew Lachey this week? I mean really, I’m trying not to sound like a 13 year old girl every recap, but c’mon. The guy is Just. So. Good!!! Drew did the Pasa Doble to the music of MJ’s “Thriller” and I gasped when the song started and he did that wild cape spin. The choreography for the dance was the best I have ever seen in both seasons of the show…hello? Who would think to throw in moves from the Thriller video in the middle of the dance? That man is simply, electrifying!!! Just when I thought it couldn’t get more exciting, they showed hunkalicious brother Nick Lachey in the audience again with Drew’s wife Lea. Nick always looks so proud of Drew and his performance every week and I love that he keeps coming to watch his brother. So yes, once again I’m crowning Drew Lachey with the best performance of the week. I’m hoping for a Lachey/Rinna finale, but that Kiebler woman might mess up my plans. Guess we’ll have to wait and see.



Former Melrose Place stars Josie Bissett (Jane Mancini) and Rob Estes (Kyle McBride) are divorcing after 13 years of marriage. Estes was quoted during an appearance at a Television Critics Association meeting this week and said Bissett kicked him out of their home over 7 months ago and that it was Bissett who wanted a divorce, not him. Damn! He must have done something really bad to have a hunk like him get kicked outta the house. Such a shame. Although, Jane was always kinda a pain in the ass.
Source: E! Online


You know it was bound to happen sooner or later...a man has come out claiming to be the former gay lover of American Idol star Clay Aiken. According to Rush & Malloy, The National Enquirer is running a story this week about a man named John Paulus, a former army ranger who is claiming he had a sexual encounter with Aiken (who has always publicly denied he is gay). He said that their friendship started on Dec 16th when Clay instant messaged him to his screen name "valleyprettyboy" after seeing his ad on a gay dating website. The pair proceeded to chat it up for the following month before meeting at a Quality Inn Hotel in Garner, NC. Now I don't find Clay to be the most attractive or sexy man, so picturing him doing anything with anyone, man or woman and reading about his alleged exploits kinda yucked me out. But for all of you "Claymates," here are some excerpts Rush & Malloy pulled from the National Enquirer interview with Clay's alleged lover:
  • "Clay told me his ex-lover was selfish and mean. And within five minutes he started to feel my arms and put his hands on my leg."
  • "We started to mess around and Clay said he wanted to have sex with me. Before I knew it, we were having unprotected sex. "
  • "He kept telling me, 'We're going to do this many more times.'"
The National Enquirer says Paulus passed a lie detector test and reportedly has his instant messages with Aiken saved. The grossest part is that he claims to also have a "DNA encrusted wash rag." Bllllleeeeeeeecchchchchchchchchch!!! Ok, now that is just taking it too far. Too far!! I don't know if I believe this fool or not. He appears in the National Enquirer without any shirt on if that gives you an idea of what kind of gigolo he probably is. I know that if he really was with Clay in an "intimate fashion," he is an ass for duping him and selling his story to the National Enquirer. This is a tough situation, because Clay does have the right to his privacy no doubt. BUT, the fact is, from very early on everybody already thought Clay might be gay and if he is, well, who cares? If you like his voice, you like his voice...wouldn't make a damn of a difference to me. The thing that would turn me off about him more are the stories that he is now a big primadonna. C'mon boy! The truth could set you free!
Page Six also has more interesting stuff on this...


Holy moly! Cute Joaquin Phoenix was in a car crash Thursday afternoon, around 2:50pm. He was driving through Laurel Canyon above Sunset Blvd when his freakin' breaks went out. He lost control of the car and it flipped, then collided with another vehicle. Luckily, no one was injured. Joaquin was a very smart boy because he was wearing his seatbelt and was able to walk away from the crash once someone helped pull him out of his car. Phew! Glad he's ok, we don't need to tragically lose another Phoenix.
Source: AP



Ok, so I looooove American Idol (even though I think it's a scam now), but what I want to know is where the hell did crazy Paula go? Girlfriend has got her act together this season and is looking gorgeous (love the new hair), when she speaks she is making sense, she is telling the bad people "yah, you suck" instead of babying them and most of all, her marble mouth has disappeared. I think that last year was really hard on her. She had to deal with that fool Corey Clark and then read all the mean crap people would write about her on the internet (hey! Don't point fingers at me, I didn't have this blog yet!). So, Idol should be a lot of fun this year. We are seeing some fairly interesting people during the auditions and I'll start commenting on them once they go to Hollywood. My greatest fear though, is that as happy as I am for Paula finally not acting like she is all drugged up and not making sense, is that without that, Idol just won't be Idol anymore. I love to watch Paula clap like a seal, I love to watch Paula get up and dance and love all over Simon when it appears she might have taken too much pain medication, I love to see her ramble on senselessly about some useless contestant and I love to turn on my TV's closed caption because I can't understand a word the girl is saying with her marble mouth. I'm happy for Paula, but damn, her new found sanity better not wreck Idol!


Buzz about this was going on about a week ago, but today Meg Ryan's publicist officially confirmed that she did indeed adopt a little baby from China. Meg and baby are now home in California, but we know nothing else about the kid except that it's a Chinese baby. The whole story really bores me and ever since she changed her face and dropped off the acting planet, I don't care much for her....but she did a good thing so, oh, good for Meg! It may be just me, but I can't help but think about when Charlotte from Sex and The City adopted the Chinese baby every time I read something on this. Sorry.

Source: AP


The UK's Daily Mirror has a story on Madonna saying that she is starting to look old and stretchy. Apparently, she went to Paris for a Gaultier fashion show and wasn't looking her usual self. People are starting to think that maybe her crazy fitness regimen is taking a toll on her looks because she allegedly works out 3 hours a day and eats only wholegrains and vegetables. The Mirror said, "The 47-year-old's skin was stretched across razor-sharp cheekbones and her chin was puckered as she turned up for a Gaultier fashion show." A fellow guest who observed her said, "Madonna usually looks so groomed. It was a bit of a shock to see her looking so ropey." Ahhhh! I loves the term "ropey!" Even though she looks like she is wearing a pair of those fake, dirty, white trash teeth you buy in the joke shop, I just think that it was a bad photo, that's all. Madge is still a hot bitch to me.



Mwahhh, mwahhhh. The original winner of Survivor, the infamous naked Richard Hatch, was found guilty today of not paying taxes on the $1 million he won on the show. He was also convicted of evading taxes on $327,000 he earned as co-host of a Boston radio show and $28,000 in rent on property he owned. What an idiot. I'm sorry, but this guy knew exactly what he was doing not paying Uncle Sam and he blew it. Dude had it all and then he pulls a stupid move like not paying your taxes. Now Hatch could go to jail for up to 13 years and face a fine of $600,000. Was it worth it Richie? Hatch tried to use some excuse that he allegedly saw contestants cheating on Survivor and the show promised to pay his taxes if he kept his mouth shut. Whatever, liar! That allegation never came out in court and instead, his lawyer used the sorry excuse that Hatch was the "worlds worst bookkeeper." Give me a break. Taxes suck, but y'know, we all gotzta pay the big man, ok? Especially when taxes come from game show winnings that was essentially like free money to Hatch, there is no excuse. Dumbass!
Source: AP


Oh that Michael Jackson. The man, seriously, will never, ever, change. He was spotted visiting a mall in Bahrain on Wednesday all decked out in a black abaya robe traditionally worn by conservative Bahraini women and a veil hiding his face. He was also wearing gloves. Jackson can never forget the gloves. His 3 kids, Prince Michael, Paris Michael Katherine and Prince Michael II, were reportedly each wearing black veils over their faces, but no robes. Jackson always said he had the kids wear veils because he feared they would get kidnapped if people saw their faces. Forget how fucked up they are going to be thinking that as it's normal to walk around wherever you go with a freakin' veil covering your face other than for religious or cultural purposes. You would think after the man moved to Bahrain he would've calm down a little. I thought they treated him like a king there? Ahhh yes....I didn't think about that...treated like a king...more reason for the children to be kidnapped and held for ransom! On a side note, this is really weird because I am convinced now I saw MJ dressed up in Santa Barbara few years back. As you know, that is where MJ lived before he booked it to Bahrain. My mom and I were walking down State Street doing some shopping and suddenly, someone dressed in full Burka gear (and I'm talking completely covered, mesh-like screen over the face and all) rushed by us holding the hand of a young, blonde, American boy (that looked a LOT like Prince Michael and he was NOT wearing a veil). At the time it was just a strange site because of the kid and all...but now, I think the picture above proves I very well may have had a Jackson sighting!
Source: AP



Ahhh jeez! This is terrible! Sean Penn's brother, character actor Chris Penn was found dead today in his home in Los Angeles. No immediate cause of death is known and sources say there were no signs of foul play. Penn was 43 years old and appeared in films "Reservoir Dogs," "Mullholland Falls" and "Starsky & Hutch." He also starred in the television show The Brotherhood of Poland, but for the life of me, I never saw it and have no idea if it's still on. So sad overall, though. Hope it's not The Drugs. RIP.
Source: Reuters


Did he take it too far?



Hey, Laguna Beach fans.... Kristin Cavallari is in a music video for this new singer named Teddy Geiger. The song is called, "For You I Will (Confidence)" and the video is premiering on TRL today, but you can check it out first on aol. I had never heard of this Teddy Geiger fellow before, so out of curiosity I watched the video. He's not bad and is kinda a cutie. The idea of the video is a cutesy romantic type thing, but, I'm sorry to say that as pretty as Kristin looked in the video, I can't get past watching it and thinking of her on Laguna Beach and how she'd play games and screw over all the boys. I just kept thinking, "oh no honey, don't get involved with her!" as I watched it. It kinda killed the idea of the story for me. Watch it and maybe you'll see what I mean. If they wanted someone from Laguna Beach, I think they should have picked someone who is a bit more sympathetic, like L.C. Anyway, check out the video and don't all you Kristin fans yell at me and make comments like "you are jealous!" cuz, um, I'm really not.


Something weird is apparently going on with Katie Holmes's new film Thank You For Smoking during its screenings at Sundance. Seems as though peeps are a buzz because a 12 second sex scene featuring Holmes has spookily disappeared from the film between the time it premiered in Toronto to now at Sundance. Always looking for a scandal, many people are wondering if Tom Cruise, not wanting his future wife and baby mamma to show her goods anymore on the big screen, flexed his Hollywood power muscles and requested the cut. Seems a bit extreme to me and a horrifying thought at that, I don't buy it. The films director Jason Reitman is claiming he knew nothing about the cut and told the L.A. Times he was "in shock" when on Saturday night, he saw the scene was cut from the film. Reitman isn't pointing fingers at Cruise, instead blaming a projectionist who allegedly cut the scene while changing reels. Hmmm....probably true, but also coincidental and convenient if you ask me. Who knows though, if this director has any brains, wouldn't this be the perfect way to bring publicity to his little 'ol film? I think he may be the one holding the scissors, not Cruise. Even more interesting are reports that after the shocking "error" was discovered at Saturday night's screening, Holmes's sex scene was still mysteriously missing from the picture when it screened on Sunday night.
Source: LA TIMES


Hubba! Hubba! Hubba!

"He is pretty hunky, isn't he?"

Looks like Nicole Kidman & that delicious country singer Keith Urban might be getting married really, really, soon....were talking March to be exact. A source told the British newspaper The Sun that only family and close friends will be invited and Nicole cannot wait to get married to this cutie pie, "Nicole is getting married in March. She's the happiest she's ever been in her life and she doesn't want a long engagement. Keith proposed at Christmas and she was thrilled. They are happy and in love. Nicole's only inviting close friends and family - she doesn't want a media circus. They are discussing venues and are talking about doing it in Australia." I love Nicole and think she is a great actress, not to mention, showed an amazing amount of class after her divorce from Tom Cruise. She deserves to be happy and get herself a hunky boy. Yippee Nicole!

Source: IMDB



Tomorrow Marty Casey (Rockstar: INXS) & Lovehammers new CD is being released in stores. Yipppee! I'm all over it! is streaming a preview of this fab new cd right now...check it out (at the very least, listen to Trees!!) It does NOT disappoint and I have to say, it really is 1,000 times better than the new INXS CD. Yikes. (sorry J.D.)
CLICK HERE Stand Out Tracks: "Trees," " Call of Distress," "Eyes," "Clouds."


NBC announced on Sunday that this will be The West Wing's final season (sorry Jen.) I am probably the only person in America that has never watched a single episode of the show, but I know some people who are going to be very, very sad about this (once again, sorry Jen). After 7 seasons and 25 Emmy wins, the show will come to an end on May 18th. The cancellation is no surprise though, as this the ratings for this season were horrible compared to years past. The cancellation had nothing to do with the recent death of West Wing star John Spencer, talks about ending the show were already underway when he unexpectedly died of a heart attack in December. His West Wing character Leo McGarry will now also die of a heart attack in an episode slated to air April 2nd. As far as the series is concerned, it will come to an end coinciding with the end of President Bartlet's (Martin Sheen) second term. Makes sense.
Source: E! Online


Talk about scandalous! The reunion of all reunions is now being planned and I couldn't be more excited!!! For the first time ever, the infamous Amy "watch out or I'll put a bullet in your brain lady!" Fisher, Mary Jo and Joey "I didn't do it!" Buttafuoco have all agreed to have a face-to-face television reunion, more than 10 years after Amy shot Mary Jo in the face. For those of you who aren't familiar with this story, Amy Fisher (then 16) was having an affair with an older, married man, greeeazzy car mechanic Joey. Long story short, Amy was obsessed with Joey and wanted to knock his wife Mary Jo off so she could have the fat slob all to herself. She ended up shooting her in the head. Amazingly, Mary Jo survived, but I think she's still got a bullet lodged in her head somewhere. To this day, Amy claims that Joey knew about her plans to pop Mary Jo, but Joey denies, denies, denies, that he ever encouraged her to do such a thing (heh, yah, right.) Joey served 6 months in prison for statutory rape and Amy landed in prison for 7 years for attempted murder. Amy told the New York Post she is ready for the reunion and to put the past behind her, It's time to just put it behind us. We played this all out in a public eye. It'd be interesting to let the public see the healing process at the end. They saw everything else why not let them see the final product?" Joey, still a pig and an asshole, said he is going to ask Amy to explain her actions, "I've been asked about a million times by Mary Jo, `Why did Amy shoot me?' I was never able to get that answer. There's going to be a lot of shocking revelations, and that's why I'm excited to sit down to do this." Um, I think Joey is probably more excited about being able to jump off his ice cream truck and get back in front of the cameras more than getting "answers." Amy now has a child and is married to a man 24 years older than her (daddy complex, much?), Joey is remarried and Mary Jo is engaged. The reunion has yet to be sold to a network, but I have no doubt that it will be on TV soon enough. All I want to say is that Geraldo better be the moderator!!!

Source: AP



For those of you who believed the recent NY Daily News & tabloid rumors claiming Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston were heading for divorce court (I didn't!), worry no more. Bobby Brown has come out and denied that he said he and his wife are no longer together. He told PEOPLE on Thursday, "The rumors are wrong. They're false." Brown doesn't know how the rumor got started but blames it most likely on someone who took his kidding around a bit too seriously. He explained to PEOPLE, "I really couldn't tell you. They say I said something about it, but I joke a lot. ... I don't think I said it, but if I did it was a joke. Trust me. ... It's someone that got the words mixed up." Bobby also said that Ms. "I'm not doing this with him todaaaaaaay" Houston was none to pleased when the story broke and called him asking him what the hell was going on. So kids, we can all calm down a little now. From what Bobby says, our favorite couple isn't going anywhere, "She's my friend. She's the better half of me. They say opposites attract, but we're not opposites. We're one person. We're loving life, and we're just trying to be as good to each other as possible. And we're moving on." As for all the rumors that float around, whether it be about divorce or drugs, Bobby says, "What's important is that we love each other. It doesn't matter what people say. They want to try to break us down anyway. That's not for us. We're here, and we're gonna be together for a long time, so people can expect us to stay together. ... I'm with my wife for the duration, and that's life." I love these two. Make fun of them if you want, but what Brown is saying is what marriage is all about. If you love your partner, you stick with them through the good and the bad. Too many people in Hollywood today forget that.
Source: PEOPLE


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Jerry Rice: That man has some really long ass legs. I loved the purple outfits and thought he and his partner did a great job at the Jive. The judges were way too hard on him. Bastards!
Giselle Fernandez: Meh. I was bored. She did the tango. More importantly, can anyone remember if many years ago Giselle dated someone from one of the high profile court case like the OJ trial or something? Me and fab reader Della have been racking our brains for over a week now trying to remember who it was and we have come up with nothing. It's driving us crazy, can anyone help us out?
Drew Lachey: OMG, can I say it again? Will someone please give this man the trophy already? By far the best "star" in the dancing competition. It was great to see cutie brother Nick in the audience again and also Drew's wife Lea! She's pregnant and I always liked her when she'd pop up on Newlyweds. Drew and partner Cheryl did the Jive, but in the future, cutie might want to not put his arms around her so much afterwards, those bear hugs didn't seem to make Lea look very happy!
George Hamilton: How can you not like George Hamilton? Aside from being my dad's favorite, George is such a trooper and the man can make me laugh. Even better than his dance was the clip of him driving around Los Angeles trying to convince people to vote for him. The scene in the senior citizens home was priceless. George did the Tango and I actually thought he was really good and moved smoooooth like Michael Jackson in his heyday.
Lisa Rinna: First off, please give my girl Lisa major props for being the only woman "star" of the evening to dance the Jive. Seriously, I thought she did such a great job and I'm happy the judges were nice to her. Loyal husband Harry Hamlin was in the audience again (what a guy!). Ok, so I've been quiet about this long enough....I love Lisa, but those lips! They are waaaaay too big! The top is never supposed to be bigger than the bottom one, oh dear, I can't stop staring at them. She definitely also visited the mystic tan before the show. It made me sad for her when they showed her crying during rehearsal. Ryan Seacrest said on his radio show today that he thought she might of been faking it, but I believe her!
Stacy Kiebler: Stacy did the Tango. I walked out of the room when she was on so I don't have much commentary for her...but what I saw was good as usual.
Master P: OK, first off...why isn't Master P's son Romeo ever in the audience? You would hope that after his dad said he would fill in for him on the show, that Romeo would go and support his pops, injured or not. I thought it was cute in rehearsal when P was saying, "I'm not a bad guy." P started off his routine a bit wobbly and still didn't wear proper shoes. But all of a sudden about a third of the way through, P just kicked it into high gear and was Jiving up a storm. I was really proud of him and loved how happy he looked afterwards. Damn those judges for giving him bad marks and crushing his dreams! Rude! Master P looked so hurt. Although, I gotta say...I don't think we are done with him yet.
Tia Carrere: Oh Tia did a wonderful, passionate, Tango. She really was lovely, but at this point, I was ready for the show to be over. An hour and a half was just too freakin' long. Not to mention, I was forced to tape The O.C. and miss Marissa's slutty little sister coming back into town because of it!


So last night I picked up a copy of the ever reliable tabloid the Globe, and boy, did I read a doozy of a story. Ok, so remember the show Full House that Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were on when they were kids? Remember the middle sister Stephanie? She was the one who was really sassy and sarcastic? Well this week, the Globe has a story about how cute little Stephanie totally became a crystal meth addict. Jodie Sweetin (left in blue) was ratted out by a "close family friend," who told the Globe that just over 6 months ago Sweetin went from an occasional user to a "full blown addict in a matter of weeks." She got so bad that her husband of 3 years was forced to walk away from the marriage after she refused his desperate attempts to help her get clean. In addition to releasing this story on her 24th birthday, The Globe also reports that Sweetin basically cleared out their bank account of more than $200,000 on drugs in just over six months. From a non-drug user, I want to is that even possible? When the husband left, he tried one last attempt to help his wife and called up her good 'ol T.V. dad funnyman Bob Saget and T.V. sister D.J. Tanner-now turned bible thumper-Candace Cameron for help. Of course he stayed far, far, away from the Olsen twins because, well, y'know. The last thing this guy needs is the possibility of them telling her some shit like she should do coke instead of meth because it wont make her look haggard, but will make her very, very, skinny! Saget and Cameron took part in an intervention and that is when Sweetin finally admitted to her problem. Another friend told the Globe that she checked into Promises in Malibu for a 60 day program and when she got out "she was a new person." Sadly, the Globe says she lost the trust of her husband and unlike with her recovery, wasn't as lucky getting him back. So sad, I used to love little Stephanie and she really turned out to be a gorgeous girl. Drugs are bad, very bad.
Source: The Globe


I can't tell you how much I love the TV show 24. How about that 4 hour season premiere, huh? President Palmer assassinated with a sniper's bullet to the throat and Michelle Dessler blown up by a car bomb all in the first few minutes? Wowowowowowowow! If you thought things couldn't get more exciting than that, TV Guide is saying that fans just might get their chance to see Jack Bauer on the big screen. They are reporting that discussions are under way to make 24 into a movie, but if it's going to happen, 20th Century Fox needs to make a decision on it fast. According to the shows executive producer Howard Gordon, the ideal situation would be to release a 24 feature film before season 6 premieres. To do that, they'd have to start filming right when season 5 wraps in the spring. Gordon told TV Guide, "I wouldn't put stock in anything just yet, but I think there will be news in the short order." Seriously, can you imagine this show as a movie? It's just so damn good already, is it possible to get EVEN better?
Source: TV Guide



Scarlett Johansson says that while working with Woody Allen on Match Point, she would be in the middle of shooting "some intense confrontational scene" and right after he yelled "cut" he would turn to her and say stuff like, "So how old were you when you lost your virginity?" Freakin' perve! I don't care that he's Woody Allen, how does he get away with this shit? Ew. Leave her alone!
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It's official. Today a judge granted Angelina Jolie's request to have her children's last names changed to Jolie-Pitt to reflect that Brad intends on becoming their father once the adoptions go through. Whoopdifreakindoo. I could give a crap, but I know you all are just dying to know the up-to-the-minute news on these two. Name change? Adoption? Pregnancy? Huh. Ever heard of marriage? Call me old fashioned if you want, but there used to be a time when that came first.
Source: AP


American Idol, you've got your first stalker! This creepy old man named Danny Young (59) from California has been arrested for stalking former AI contestant Jessica Sierra (20) since mid-September. Jessica was part of last season's Idol crew and first talked to Young when he called her home pretending to be a talent scout. He then got hold of Jessica's personal cell number and proceeded to call her approximately 38 times. Police said he sent her a necklace, a bracelet and dozens of long-stemmed roses after seeing her singing on American Idol. When Jessica realized this guy was a weirdo and not just a fan, she stopped taking his calls, which didn't seem to sit well with Young who left her voicemails saying, "Jessica, I really care for you. Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica. I got to come to Tampa eventually. I got to see you face-to-face." "Jessica, I'm getting tired of bothering you, don't make me bother you.""This is not going to end." "Answer your damn phone when I call you."

Police say Young followed Sierra from California to Tennessee, and then finally to Tampa. The last straw came on Tuesday when Jessica was at her grandparents house in Tampa, Fl and he told her he was coming from Los Angeles to see her and that she better pick his ass up from the airport. When Jessica told him there was no way she was picking this fool up, he said that he was going to see her and would take a cab to her grandparent's house. When he arrived, the cops swooped in and arrested him. Jessica told a newspaper, "While he's sitting in the back of the car and my dad is looking at him, giving him the evil eye saying don't mess with my daughter, blah, blah, blah, He's saying I love you, I love you." Young was booked into jail with bail set at $500 on the misdemeanors stalking charge, which is punishable by up to a year in prison. Although on Wednesday a judge revoked the bail after a prosecutor said Young had two prior arrests for violent crimes in California.

Ok, first off, if that was me...that cell phone number would have been changed like the minute after he left me creepy message #1. Plus, I can't believe this man could only get a year in prison. We have these obvious nutcases and they go after women and children and we lock them up for a little and then let them back out on the street to what, go murder someone? It's absolutely ridiculous. I hope if he does get locked up that Jessica changes that cell phone number and makes herself a little harder to find. I'm sorry, but a year in prison isn't going to do anything to this guy, I bet he will get out and come after the poor girl again.



Part of the reason I liked Kelly Clarkson is that in addition to having an awesome voice, she always seemed so unpretentious. Well, things might be changing with our girl Kelly. Seems like the former American Idol winner (or someone in her camp) has decided not to let any of American Idol's new contestants use her songs during the competition. Huh? Why not? This is the show that made her a star! If it wasn't for AI, Kelly would still be working at Burger King or wherever back in Texas! I can understand not wanting to be completely known as the American Idol winner, but pulling your songs from the show isn't going to do that. Not cool, Kelly or whoever.
Although, it is important to point out that Kelly herself may have had nothing to do with this decision and it may just be a business thing she had no control over. A spokesperson for BMG said "Clarkson is not allowing any of her songs to be licensed for other uses,"and "It has nothing to do with Idol." In addition, AI's executive producer, Nigel Lythgoe, said he requested songs to be used on this year's show and he's not even sure Clarkson herself is aware of the situation. One thing is for sure, whether Clarkson knows or not, Simon Cowell is pissed off about the whole thing saying, "No matter how talented Kelly Clarkson is, she would not be in the position she's in now without winning this show. And forget the way she feels about us or the producers or anybody else, or the terrible songwriters she alleges she was with which sold her millions of records. It's the public who bothered to pick up the phone to vote for her. If she refuses to give songs to be used on the show, it's like saying to every person who voted for you, `you know what? Thank you. I'm not interested in you anymore.'" "I don't like this, when they walk away from the show and kind of forget." As usual, Simon's right again.
Source: AP


I can't tell you how excited I am to watch tonight's "Skating With Celebrities" on FOX! The commercials look awesome with everyone falling on their asses and getting all bruised up and stuff. The bunch of celebrities we will be watching is pretty decent too: Good Day L.A.'s Jillian Barberie, Todd Bridges from the good 'ol TV show Different Strokes, singer Debbie (please call me Deborah!) Gibson, Dave Coulier from Full House, Bruce Jenner and the most washed up of them all is probably actress Kristy Swanson. The skaters featured are awesome too: Nancy Kerrigan (let's hope she loosens up a bit), Kurt Browning, Tai Babilonia, John Zimmerman, Lloyd Eisler and Jenni Meno. Although I pretty much like all of the celebrities, I will be rooting for my girl, my style guru Jillian her! I think she used to do skating competitions when she was a lot younger, so it will be interesting to see how well she does. Also, since I was like a member of the Different Strokes fan club when I was a little girl, you know I'm all over that Todd Bridges. Skating With Celebrities! Yippee!!


Former teen heartthrob Leif Garrett spent a couple nights in a downtown Los Angeles jail after he was picked up by the popo for failing to pay his subway fare and being under the influence of drugs. Garrett is probably a freakin' wreck because his former teenage love, Desperate Housewives star Nicolette Sheridan recently chose ex-boyfriend Michael Bolton to get back together with and be her *cough!* publicity stunt! *cough!* bitch instead of him. Transit police said Garrett had no train ticket and was under the influence of an unknown drug. He then got his ass thrown in jail because he now violated his probation after being found guilty of cocaine possession last March. He is expected to appear in court today for the probation violation, but as of now, no new charges have been filed against him.
This guy is a stinkin' mess! Can't someone please get him in the Surreal Life house or something so he has some work? I still have not gotten over the VH1 Behind the Music I saw a few years back when they reunited Leif with a former friend who was paralyzed in 1979 after Leif crashed the car they were driving in. Eiyiyi! Talk about uncomfortable moments! When the kid got paralyzed, Leif like totally bailed on him and wouldn't be his friend anymore! Cold! Looking at Leif's life today, you know that TPTB above weren't letting him get away with that one. Aww yeah.
Source: Reuters



I love that William Shatner, what a fun guy. He just sold a kidney stone he passed last fall to the online casino for $25,000. The money he made will be going to the charity Habitat for Humanity. According to Access Hollywood, along with the kidney stone, will receive "the surgical stint and string used to permit passage of the stone" and Shatner has said the stone was so big "you'd want to wear it on your finger. "If you subjected it to extreme heat, it might turn out to be a diamond." When tried to buy the stone from Shatner for a mere $15,000, Shatner refused saying that the "Star Trek" tunics have commanded more than $100,000." Beautiful.