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1.25.2006

SURVIVOR'S RICHARD HATCH FOUND GUILTY OF FAILING TO PAY TAXES. DUMBASS!

Mwahhh, mwahhhh. The original winner of Survivor, the infamous naked Richard Hatch, was found guilty today of not paying taxes on the $1 million he won on the show. He was also convicted of evading taxes on $327,000 he earned as co-host of a Boston radio show and $28,000 in rent on property he owned. What an idiot. I'm sorry, but this guy knew exactly what he was doing not paying Uncle Sam and he blew it. Dude had it all and then he pulls a stupid move like not paying your taxes. Now Hatch could go to jail for up to 13 years and face a fine of $600,000. Was it worth it Richie? Hatch tried to use some excuse that he allegedly saw contestants cheating on Survivor and the show promised to pay his taxes if he kept his mouth shut. Whatever, liar! That allegation never came out in court and instead, his lawyer used the sorry excuse that Hatch was the "worlds worst bookkeeper." Give me a break. Taxes suck, but y'know, we all gotzta pay the big man, ok? Especially when taxes come from game show winnings that was essentially like free money to Hatch, there is no excuse. Dumbass!
Source: AP

2 Comments:

Blogger Hazim said...

Hey. Hazim here. Dumbass is right! Maybe they'll do a reality show on him while he's in jail. Hey, Lil Kim needs a buddy in her cell.
He coulda just walked away with a million and more provided he paid his damn taxes, but noooo, the fatass money grabber saw the situation as a chance 2 not fill out his responsibilities. Who's the sucker now? He's not even a real celebrity.

8:03 PM, January 25, 2006  
Blogger Ken Levine said...

He knew he was dead when Sue from Wisconsin was the jury foreman.

12:26 AM, January 26, 2006  

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