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1.19.2006

JOLIE'S KIDS OFFICIALLY TAKE PITT'S NAME. BIG DEAL!

It's official. Today a judge granted Angelina Jolie's request to have her children's last names changed to Jolie-Pitt to reflect that Brad intends on becoming their father once the adoptions go through. Whoopdifreakindoo. I could give a crap, but I know you all are just dying to know the up-to-the-minute news on these two. Name change? Adoption? Pregnancy? Huh. Ever heard of marriage? Call me old fashioned if you want, but there used to be a time when that came first.
Source: AP

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dammit, I wanna know if he's gonna be known as William Bradley Jolie-Pitt. Would someone please tell me? If everyone else is a Jolie-Pitt, wouldn't he also be one since this was all done so they'd have the same last name?

2:53 PM, January 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you kidding me? This is the greatest thing to happen to gossip since ..well..EVER!

8:14 AM, January 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These two are the grossest couple to come out of Hollywood yet. I find her physically repulsive all gangly and puffy lipped. He's looking like a bloaty old geezer. Next time they go up in their plane I hope they get diverted into the Bermuda Triangle and are never seen again.

12:26 PM, January 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck 'em.

12:27 PM, January 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think this is great news...It's all about the kids. By Pitt adopting the kids this way, he's proving to them that he fought for them to have equal rights with their mom and Jolie is saying that she trust him with her children that she let him adopt them without the benefit of marriage first because she wanted an equal relationship.

If they married first, Pitt would be Stepfather and Jolie would still have sole parental right, Pitt would have no legal grounds for financial responsiblity or anything...it would be up to Jolie to grant him rights which she could take back when ever.

When the children get older they know that both parents fought for them.

2:27 PM, January 30, 2006  

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