It's official. Today a judge granted Angelina Jolie's request to have her children's last names changed to Jolie-Pitt to reflect that Brad intends on becoming their father once the adoptions go through. Whoopdifreakindoo. I could give a crap, but I know you all are just dying to know the up-to-the-minute news on these two. Name change? Adoption? Pregnancy? Huh. Ever heard of marriage? Call me old fashioned if you want, but there used to be a time when that came first.