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12.21.2006

DIDDY & KIM NAME THE BABIES.


Bad Boy Entertainment sent out a personal message today from Diddy regarding the naming of he and Kim Porter's new twin baby girls, born early Thursday morning. Congrats!


Subject: A Personal Message from Diddy,"What do you name Royalty ?"

In honor of the 2 people to have incredibly impacted me and Kim's lives......
We're proud to announce that we are NAMING the twins after our beloved grandmothers....
Kim's grandmother's name is LIila Star.
My grandmother's name.was Jessie Smalls...
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN...
****PLEASE WELCOME TO THE WORLD****
5 lbs....19 1/4 inches
D'Lila Star Combs
5 lbs/4 oz....19 1/2 inches
Jessie James Combs
WATCH OUT WORLD!!!!
GOD is the Greatest......
All the Time!!!!!!!
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God Bless
Diddy
God is the Greatest

MORE ROCKY TIMES FOR MADONNA AND GUY?


Oh no, it looks like things might be getting rocky again for Madonna and hubby Guy Ritchie. Grazia magazine spoke with Guy Ritchie's father John Ritchie (geez that man spills a lot of dirt), who said that although Madonna wants to adopt again (reportedly a little girl from Malawi), Guy isn't quite ready for that. London's Daily Mail reports that Ritchie said:
"They've had a difficult time, (David) is beautiful and Guy is very good with him. But I don't think he'd want to (adopt again). "They were both under an unbelievable amount of pressure because of all the press surrounding (David's) adoption. It has caused tension and been deeply upsetting."
Guy Ritchie reportedly wants little David to be settled into their lives before they consider adopting another child, but Madonna doesn't feel like waiting. According to a source, "Madonna wants to get things moving. If she makes up her mind about something wild horses can't stop her. But Guy wants them to get used to what they already have. It's a big issue between them."
In addition, some snitches are saying that Madonna and Guy were overheard fighting recently while having dinner at a restaurant. They said Guy was criticizing Madonna for "being so controlling." Sure Madonna seems controlling, but don't tell me the guy didn't know that when he married the woman. Anyway, maybe Madonna should just chill on the adopting for a bit and enjoy the child she just adopted. I still like these two and hope they continue to stick together through the hard times.
Source: Daily Mail

12.20.2006

JOELY RICHARDSON WILL RETURN TO NIP/TUCK.


Well that was quick. Fans of Nip/Tuck will be happy to hear that Joely Richardson will be returning to her role as Julia McNamara when the show resumes production for Season 5 in June, although It remains to be seen just how many episodes she will appear in. As of now, word is that Richardson will come back for a few episodes where Julia takes the children to visit Sean. No matter what, any amount of Julia is good in my book! I am still crazy excited over last week's season finale where Sean & Christian decide to move the practice to Los Angeles and encounter a whole new world of fake boobies and plastic smiles. Loved, loved, loved that twist. According to an article in the Houston Chronicle, also slated for Season 5: Matt and Kimber will have their baby, but Matt will move to Los Angeles to go to college and medical school. Kimber will be closer to Scientology and porn (hmmm, I don't know if Tom Cruise would approve of that one). Liz will join the doctors and serve as their anesthesiologist (Phew! It wouldn't be the same without dear Liz!). The only thing I'm sad about is that the fabulous Escobar won't be popping up in Los Angeles anytime soon since he got knocked off in the season finale. Yeah, maybe he was a murderer and okay, could be scary as hell, but even through all those scars and a resculpted face, I still found the guy oddly charming.
Source: Houston Chronicle
Photo credit: Michael Becker/FX

12.19.2006

MISS USA GETS TO KEEP THE CROWN.




After scandalous rumors of alleged underage drinking, cocaine use and "sexual indiscretions" that may or may not have included makeout sessions with Miss Teen USA, the reining Miss USA, Tara Connor, will not be losing her crown. Donald Trump held a press conference this morning announcing that Connor will be allowed to continue her reign as Miss USA, but will have to enter rehab to do so. At the start of the press conference Trump said, "I've always been a believer in second chances. Tara is a good person. Tara has tried hard. Tara is going to be given a second chance."
Connor was moved to tears by the announcement and told reporters, "Walking in this morning, in no way did I think it would be possible for a second chance. I've had a very big blessing bestowed upon me, you'll never know how much I appreciate Mr. Trump for saving me on this one," she said. "He could have said 'You're Fired;" he's a very, very compassionate person." Then Connor told Trump, "You'll never know what this means to me, and I swear I will not let you down."
For more info on today's press conference and the scandalous rumors surrounding Miss USA, check out Fox News.

CHRISTINA RICCI APOLOGIZES FOR "OFFENSIVE ACTIONS."


Christina Ricci has finally realized that wearing baby reindeer on your back just ain't right. The actress has been under fire since posing for the cover of W Magazine wrapped reindeer fur (gah!) and it even earned her a spot on PETA's 2006 worst dressed list. Then some kid who ran one of her fan sites for almost 8 years was so bothered by Christina mixing it up with Rudolph that he dropped his support of the actress and closed her site down. After all the harsh criticism and maybe even realizing that December is probably the worst time to wear slaughtered reindeer, Ricci wrote the following letter to PETA:
"After being named on the PETA worst dressed list for wearing fur on the cover of W magazine, I have been deluged with angry and disappointed fans. "I never meant to hurt nor anger anyone with my insensitivity. For what it is worth I have received the message loud and clear and will not be wearing fur in the future. I apologize for my offensive actions."
I give big props to Ricci for having the brains and respect to apologize for a stupid move (albeit I'm sure it was not an outfit she picked out herself; maybe W should have apologized for having her wear the reindeer). No word yet on if Nicole Richie, Ashley Olsen or Eva Longoria, who are the other celebrities that made PETA's worst dressed list, have apologized like Ricci for wearing fur.

12.18.2006

LIKE SHE'S NEVER HAD BRUISED THIGHS BEFORE!


Lindsay Lohan might want to re-think who she sends her little emails out to. Lately, a string of Lohan's emails have been "mysteriously" leaked to the internet, most recently one where she talks about learning to pole dance for an upcoming role as a topless dancer in the film "I Know Who Killed Me." Her most recent musing was as follows:

Subject: "They're all whores, they're all whores . . . xcept for some obviously!"

"So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we're talkin' like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark.
"I mean really though, really, I didn't know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the [c-word]s now. . . I'm not gonna lie to ya."


Oh that Lohan, every word that comes out of her mouth is just, like, brilliant. I'm sure strippers across the nation are terribly thrilled to know that they now have earned the respect of Lindsay Lohan, so much that she would call them whores and c*nts. I mean, seriously, what more could a girl want? Classy.
Source: Page Six

MARTHA STEWART QUOTE OF THE DAY!


“They would ask me for lunch, a lunch date. They also wanted to learn. I’d have lunch with them. There were girls with mustaches and there were girls with beards. First they’d ask about business. They all had business plans. Everybody in prison has a business plan.” -Martha talking to Howard Stern about the women she met while in prison.
Source: US Weekly

12.15.2006

KATHARINE MCPHEE BUZZING LIKE A BEE ON NEW CD COVER.

Katharine McPhee, my favorite American Idol from last season after Chris Daughtry, is releasing her debut album on January 30th, 2007. Here's the cover of her upcoming CD and you can check out two of her songs ("Dangerous" & I Lost You") here.

Oh ... and Katharine? Feel like letting me borrow that outfit?

JILLIAN BARBERIE IS GONNA HAVE A BABY!


I knew it!!! If you watch Good Day L.A. every morning like I do, you probably have noticed a little bit of change in Jillian Barberie (now Reynolds) lately. First she colored her hair dark brown (and Jillian has always been known for her blonde highlights). Then, I raised my eyebrows suspiciously when it started looking like she was putting on some pounds. I wondered if her added weight was just a result of the happiness from being a newlywed and doing the eating, drinking and having a good time thing with your new hubby, or could it be more? Could Jillian possibly have a bun in the oven? Well folks, it looks like Jillian is going to be a mommy. She announced today that she is four months pregnant with her first child!

PEOPLE reports: This will be the first child for the Barberie, 40, and her husband, actor Grant Reynolds, 34. "We're both thrilled," Barberie says. "I feel like I'm at a place in my life where I just am really happy. I never thought I wanted kids – I was a career girl all these years! I never thought about it before until him." The baby is due on July 7, a year to the day after the parents-to-be got married in an intimate ceremony in Barberie's backyard.

I love it! It's been a great year for Jillian ... first she finally finds the man of her dreams and soon after, she gets pregnant. All good things come in time. Congratulations Jillian & Grant!
Source: PEOPLE

BO DEREK'S BROTHER KILLED.


Oh this is so sad and tragic! It is being reported that Bo Derek's younger brother was killed in a motorcycle accident November 22nd, while on his way to join Bo & her boyfriend John Corbett for a Thanksgiving celebration near Santa Barbara, CA.

The National Enquirer reports:

Collin Johnson Collins, 47, of Long Beach, Calif. lost control of his motorcycle on a Los Angeles freeway Nov 22 at shortly after 6 p.m. As he lay helpless on the highway, Collins was struck and pinned underneath an oncoming car. He suffered multiple traumatic injuries and was pronounced dead at the scene, according to L.A. County Coroner spokesman Capt. Ed Winter.
Derek, 50, remains in seclusion, but a longtime family friend told the ENQUIRER: "Bo is devastated. Collin was more than a brother to her. He was her best friend and her anchor. Her heart is shattered."

Horrible! That's why I don't like motorcycles. Yes, dudes may look like hot stuff riding them, but they are just so dangerous, it's not worth it. I'm so sad for Bo.
Source: The National Enquirer

TITTY PHOTOS FOUND IN BRINKLEY DIVORCE SCANDAL.


There hasn't been very much gossip lately about the ongoing divorce between Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook. But this week's issue of The National Enquirer reports that the couple's divorce battle is even hotter than before, after private investigators allegedly found topless photos of Cook's teenage lover Diana Bianchi on the hard drive of Cook's computer. A source told The Enquirer that some of the photos showed Cook and Bianchi taking pictures of themselves kissing, not to mention, photos of Bianchi that investigators at first thought were soft core porn. According to The Enquirer, investigators found a photo of Bianchi standing next to a window, arms raised above her head with her bare boobies on display in what was called "a very seductive pose." No shocker, but Christie Brinkley was reportedly not pleased when she heard about the photographic evidence of her husband's betrayal. Since Brinkley and Cook are still hashing out the divorce, a source told The Enquirer, "The secret pics will be the bombshell in Christie's divorce against Peter. Taking them was a stupid thing for him to do." Hmmm, ya think?

12.13.2006

THIS WEEK IN THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER: BRAD BROKE UP JEN & VINCE!

Well, well, well! Time for the latest issue of The National Enquirer. This week's cover story is all about how Brad supposedly "broke up" Vince and Jen. Scandalous, huh? Wellll, not so fast. If you believe that Vince hooked up with that college student Mallory Lane, then you will believe one of her friends who claims that on that fateful "hook up" night, Vince allegedly told Mallory that Jen was "too clingy and needy" and "she wanted more than I could give" (meaning: perfect marriage with babies). Sources told The Enquirer that even though Brad shattered Jen's confidence when he broke up with her, she still "uses Brad as the standard to compare other men" and that Vince did just not cut it. Ultimately, Jen's never ending love for Brad is reportedly what caused the couple to split. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yadda, yadda, yadda.

Read more about this story, plus even more dirt on everyone else in Hollywood in this weeks issue of The National Enquirer.
Cover photo compliments of The National Enquirer.

NICOLE RICHIE BLAMES IT ALL ON THE CRAMPS.


Damn it, cramps! US Weekly is reporting that Nicole Richie is apparently telling friends she was on Vicoden the infamous night of her wrong way freeway drive because of menstrual CRAMPS.
US Reports:
The celebutante is said to be upset over media reports that she's addicted to pills, and is insisting to friends that she only "occasionally" takes Vicodin once a month at the start of her menstruation cycle.
Richie is also unhappy that California cops listed her weight at 85 pounds on the police report because "she's so proud of her weight gain," says the source, who adds that Richie has gained about ten pounds in the last two months and actually weighs around 95 pounds. "She doesn't know where the cops came up with 85 pounds and it's annoying to her."
Ugh! Annoyed at the fact that she probably does still weigh 85 pounds and it came out publicly maybe. Also, I would question if someone weighing 85 pounds still even gets her period. Plus, if you've got really bad cramps, why not just get a prescription for a hella strong Ibuprofen dose or go on birth control? Would a doctor really prescribe Vicodin to someone who used to be addicted to heroin? AND, if you did happen to just "borrow" a Vicodin from a friend for your terrible cramps, why then go and also mix it with something and then get behind the wheel? Sorry kids, but as a woman (and we've all had really bad cramps before), the excuse is creative, but I'm not buying it.
Source: US Weekly

R.I.P PETER BOYLE.


Oh this is sad. Peter Boyle, a great actor who had a ton of work under his belt, but most recently played Ray's father on the television show Everybody Loves Raymond, died Tuesday evening at New York Presbyterian Hospital. According to his publicist, Jennifer Plant, he had been suffering from multiple myeloma and heart disease. Boyle was 71 years old at the time of his death.
Read More: AP

12.12.2006

THE GOLDEN CHILD COMES OUT OF HIDING JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS.



All the Pitt-Jolie children are beautiful, I just wish Madd would turn that little frown upside down. Maybe he is wondering why at age 5 he has blonde streaks bleached in his hair. I'm totally digging Zahara's cute little pigtails and I think baby Shiloh couldn't look more like her mother. Who do you think she looks more like? Brad, Angelina or a perfect blend of both?
See More from the Hello! magazine spread over at Oh No They Didn't

ANGELINA JOLIE WELCOMES SITTING DOWN AND CHATTING WITH JENNIFER ANISTON.


For those of you who have already purchased your wedding gifts for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, or believed any of those revived marriage rumors, you might want to head on back to the store. In an interview for January's Vogue Magazine, Jolie reveals that she still has no plans on marrying that hunky Brad Pitt. She told Vogue, "We've both been married before, so it's not marriage that necessarily kept some people together. We are legally bound to our children, not to each other, and I think that's the most important thing."
In more exciting news, Jolie finally talked about the beginning of her relationship to Pitt. She told Vogue, "I didn't know much about exactly where Brad was in his personal life [when they met on the set of "Smith"]. But it was clear he was with his best friend, someone he loves and respects." Jolie said that during the filming of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, she and Pitt shared "a close emotional bond" and that it was only at the end of filming that Jolie says the two realized they had a lot bigger issues than just being co-stars to tackle. She adds, "And it took until, really, the end of the shoot for us, I think, to realize that it might mean something more than we'd earlier allowed ourselves to believe," Jolie said. "And both knowing that the reality of that was a big thing, something that was going to take a lot of serious consideration." Even with this admission, Jolie still swears up and down that she and Pitt remained buddies until his split with Aniston became official telling Vogue, "Not as exciting as what a lot of people would like to believe." "We spent a lot of time contemplating and thinking and talking about what we both wanted in life and realized that we wanted very, very similar things." "And then we just continued to take time. We remained very, very good friends - with this realization - for a long time." "And then life developed in a way where we could be together, where it felt like something we would do, we should do."
The best part of the interview is when Jolie says she would be open to sitting down and talking with Jennifer Aniston, but only if Jen was the one to do the inviting. She said, "I did [once meet Aniston], but it was not a proper meeting. We've, like, passed each other and said 'hi' briefly, shook hands. But not a real sit-down-and-talk kind of meeting." "That would be her decision [for a long sit-down], and I would welcome it."
Could. You. Imagine???
Source: Fox News
Vogue Cover via: frillr

KATE HUDSON FINALLY FINDS WHERE RYDER HID THE SCISSORS.

Kate Hudson has finally given her son Ryder a haircut. Hudson reportedly did not cut the little cuties hair, forcing him to look like a girl for the better part of his life, because she was following a Jewish tradition where one waits until a child is three years old before cutting any hair (hey Madonna did it with Rocco too). I still think the little tyke needs a bit more taken off, but he sure does look cute anyway.

NEW MUSIC TUESDAY: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE IDOLS!

Alright, there is not a ton of new music popping this week, but finally American Idol Taylor Hicks is releasing his cd and I actually enjoyed what I have heard so far! Plus, a past Idol winner, Fantasia, has a brand new cd and good 'ol Mary J has released a 'Best Of.' Enjoy the full album streams from AOL Music!

12.11.2006

WAS EDDIE MURPHY CHEATED ON?



There now might be an explanation to Eddie Murphy's seemingly callous statements alluding to the fact that he might not be the father of ex-girlfriend Melanie (Scary Spice) Brown's baby. Prior to the pair breaking up, Murphy allegedly was suspicious that Brown was cheating on him. He reportedly hired a private investigator to spy on her, which produced photos of Brown meeting up with another man in Los Angeles. It was after this discovery that Murphy reportedly broke up with Brown. A friend of Murphy's told Britain's News of the World newspaper: "Eddie had his suspicions that Mel was becoming close to a guy he knows. He was furious when he saw the pictures. "It does on the face of it seem spiteful to now doubt that he's the father of the baby, but as far as he is concerned he's been humiliated too. He is just evening the scores." Although Brown denies ever cheating, Murphy still claims that the baby will have to undergo a paternity test to convince him that he is the father.
Source: Female First

NICOLE RICHIE ARRESTED AFTER DRIVING WRONG WAY ON 134 FREEWAY.

Can someone please wipe that smirk off her face?

Oh here we go...happy freakin' Monday everyone. It's so nice to wake up after a long weekend of Christmas shopping to hear TMZ is reporting that dumbass Nicole Richie was booked by police at 4:50am this morning because she was allegedly driving in the wrong direction on the 134 freeway in Burbank. Oh and that is not all, TMZ reports that Nicole reportedly admitted to police that she had smoked some dope and also had Vicoden in her system. Nice.
Police were alerted when 2 other drivers called 911 after spotting a vehicle driving straight towards everyone's ass on the freeway. According to PEOPLE, when CHP found Richie, she was at a complete stop in the carpool lane with her vehicle facing the right direction. Hmmm.. guess she must have realized what she was doing and decided to flip a bitch! Reports also say that when police approached the car, Richie was on her cellphone. ON HER CELLPHONE!! She was then arrested for D.U.I. and although she allegedly admitted to the pot smoking and Vicoden popping, according to TMZ, a preliminary alcohol screening device revealed that Nicole was not under the influence of alcohol. Oh well bless her little heart.
Her booking sheet indicated that Nicole is 5'1 weighing in at 85 lbs. Disgusting. God only knows why, but they released that stupid bitch from the police station at 7:15am. You may think I'm being a bit harsh during holiday time and all, but I don't really care. Someone could have been killed last night. It could have been you, it could have been someone you love, it could have been a father of 3 kids on his way to work early in the morning. I don't care if Nicole wants to starve herself to death, take drugs or do whatever may lead to her ultimate demise. But when you do shit like that and then get behind the wheel of a car at the point where you can't even figure out what direction is the right way to drive, that presents a problem. Why she was released so soon from the police station, I don't know. If it was you or I that did that, do you think we'd already be out, able to head off for Starbucks and shopping on Robertson, or would you still be stuck in a urine filled drunk tank?
Hear the 9-1-1 tape
Source: TMZ

12.08.2006

ELLIOTT YAMIN'S GOT A NEW SET OF CHOPS.


Awww, sweet Elliott Yamin from last season's American Idol has a brand new smile. People who watched AI will remember Elliot as the 3rd place winner and the guy who not only had a wonderful voice but was also 90% deaf in one ear. Oh yeah, he also had a really bad set 'o teeth on him. After watching Elliot on television, Beverly Hills dentist David Frey treated Yamin to $50,000 worth of porcelain veneers and other dental work that was needed to fix his mouth up. Frey told PEOPLE: "The changes aren't just cosmetic, either. "It is going to help muscle function, it is going to increase the volume (of his voice) maybe." "So if anything, he could become an even better singer." Yay Elliot!

THE INFAMOUS TORI SPELLING ESTATE SALE.



So many of you have probably already read how Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are having some estate sale today at her home in Studio City to get rid of all her junk that she doesn't want anymore. Tori even told PEOPLE, "I'm having the sale because we're moving and my taste has changed. Plus I'm a notorious pack rat; I keep everything. And I wanted to get organized before the baby arrives, so this seemed the perfect time to clean house. It feels good!" Okay, something still doesn't seem right. From the moment I heard about this estate sale, I wondered why the hell would Tori Spelling tell every crazy and their mother where she lives (11369 Dona Lisa Drive) let alone, let any Joe Schmo trample through her home with greasy, dirty hands (even if she does claim she is moving.) Plus, I could have sworn I heard they lived in an apartment, but that is besides the point. Last piece of suspicious evidence, the photos of what Tori is reportedly selling. Okay, this doesn't look like what my idea of Tori Spelling goods would be, okay? Case in point: the huge collection of Grandma dishes and oh dear, doilees and don't even get me started on that bathroom. Granted, one of my spies did spot Tori and hubby yesterday getting yogurt at a place pretty much around the corner from the location of the house, but I still reserve the right to raise at least one eyebrow. Anyway, hope she makes a bundle!
Source
** Update: As you can see in the comments section, one of my reader sleuths did some detective work and confirmed that the house is definitely Tori & Dean's. Also, you can check out this blurb from E!'s Planet Gossip on how the first day of exciting sales went.


12.07.2006

CHECK OUT THE MEN OF VH1'S "I LOVE NEW YORK."

Oh dear. Here are the official press photos for "I Love New York," one of VH1's most anticipated upcoming reality shows. It premieres January 8 at 9 PM, make sure not to miss it cuz it's going to be a whole mess of fun. I can't wait to see who New York's new love turns out to be! Can anyone ever replace that stinky Flav in her heart? One thing is for sure, the dude better be faaaaabulaaassss!
Photo Credit: VH1



AND NOW, A WORD FROM BRITNEY SPEARS ...


Britney Spears posted the following message today on her website:

"It's been so long since I've been out on the town with friends. It's also been 2 years since I've even celebrated my birthday." "Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a bit too far. Anyway, thank God for Victoria Secrets' new underwear line! I look forward to a new year, new music and a new me."
"I'm just getting started …. Happy Holidays everyone!"
Aww, It's sad how she says she didn't celebrate her birthday for two years and thank God she is acknowledging the underwear problem!

12.06.2006

IT'S FINALLY OFFICIAL: JEN AND VINCE ARE FINISHED.


Yeah, yeah ... as you all know, when a couple vehemently denies a break-up, they are already like sooo over and done with. Finally, hoping to get lost amongst all the other high profile break-ups currently afflicting Hollywood, reps for Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have officially confirmed that the couple is no longer together. In a joint statement, reps told PEOPLE:
"After Jennifer's trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship but continue to be good friends today."
While I am sure many of you will take this opportunity as usual to bash Jennifer Aniston or somehow, once again turn it into an "Angie's better than Jen" thing, all I will say is ... best of luck to them both. They were a lovely little couple while it lasted.
Source: PEOPLE

LINDSAY LOHAN: OXY, BLOW & VODKA? OH MY!


The National Enquirer has an explosive story in this week's issue about Lindsay Lohan's alleged use of the dangerous drug Oxycontin. That's the same drug that dear Jack Osbourne battled with years ago and was lucky enough to get help and overcome his addiction. The Enquirer reports someone in Lindsay's "entourage" has scooped the mag with the news of her Oxy addiction in effort to save her life. This friend is claiming she uses a combination of cocaine, Oxycontin and Grey Goose vodka to get her fix and The Enquirer says this person passed a polygraph test regarding Lindsay's drug use and his eyewitness account:
“I’ve known Lindsay for the past two years, and she absolutely loves to get wasted,” said the friend. “She makes Courtney Love look like a Girl Scout!
“It’s frightening. She’ll take cocaine which pumps her up, then painkillers which numb her, and then smoke cigarettes one after another. And when she finally needs to sleep, she’ll take Ambien to knock herself out.”
It’s not unusual for Lindsay to stay up for days when she goes on one of her benders, he says.
“And the longer she goes without sleep, the more paranoid she gets.
“There are times when Lindsay really thinks people want to kill her. But she refuses to miss a night of partying.”
This friend also told The Enquirer that Lindsay likes to go to clubs with her gang, get her Grey Goose drink on, pass around a bottle of Oxy to the peeps and holler out, "It's Oxy time!" Huh. And I thought all she wanted to do was act? They said she also allegedly carries around a silver Tiffany flask filled with vodka and wears a little tiny sterling silver shovel charm around her neck so she can snort her coke whenever she wants. Oh, how Cruel Intentions of her!
Ugh, this pathetic story doesn't surprise me. I'm telling you, as awful as it sounds, it's going to take one of these young "celebrities" to kick the bucket in an awful, drug induced fashion for some people to get the message that you can't live forever doing that shit. Sadly, the name River Phoenix probably doesn't even mean anything or even ring a bell to any of these losers and he wasn't even 1/4 bad as these fools. Oh River *sigh.*

THIS WEEK IN THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER: BRAD & JEN BACK IN LOVE?

Okay, now I don't know if even I believe that Brad & Jen headline, but man, it would sure make a scandalous story if it was true! You never know, The National Enquirer has been breaking a ton of stories the past several months. Take for instance Lindsay Lohan and her recent alleged overdose ... now The Enquirer has a scoop that the girl is messing with that nasty "Hillbilly Heroin," also known as Oxycontin (more on that story in a bit). I'm telling you, it's only a matter of time before that girl goes over the edge for good. Plus, I'm dying to know what television star Kevin Federline is alleging Britney cheated with (Mario Lopez maybe)? Hmm...considering recent reports on his own alleged behavior with a skanky porn star, that's kind of like the pot calling the kettle black, no?
Cover photo provided to Tabloid Whore compliments of The National Enquirer

12.05.2006

WATCH THE "24" DAY 6 OFFICIAL PREQUEL!

This preview gets you right in the gut! Oh I can hardly wait for the premiere!
*Thanks Susan!

EDDIE MURPHY PUBLICLY QUESTIONS PATERNITY OF MELANIE BROWN'S BABY.


Ouuuuuuch. Eddie Murphy is reportedly questioning the paternity of the baby his now 'ex-girlfriend' Melanie Brown (aka Scary Spice) is carrying in her tummy. When the baby news about Brown broke a while back, everyone thought that Murphy was the father, but when Murphy was asked about the pregnancy in an interview that aired on the Dutch TV show RTL Boulevard, his response was all like, "hey, woah, hold up, I don't know if I'm that baby daddy, woah, easy there..." Okay, well, maybe those weren't his exact words, but PEOPLE is reporting that they went a little something more like this:

"We're not together anymore. And I don't know whose child that is, until it comes out and has a blood test. You shouldn't jump to conclusions, sir."

Ugh, someone get me a sweater, cuz it's cold in here. Wow. Yikes. Guess things didn't end amicably between the pair *shiver.* One thing is for sure, Eddie Murphy's "people" may want to talk to their client and find out what really is going on in his personal life before they start denying stories (as they did this one yesterday). The Dutch television show has a clip of the interview on their website with the words coming straight out of Murphy's mouth. Oops!
Source: PEOPLE

12.04.2006

OOPSIE! JESSICA SIMPSON SCREWS UP TRIBUTE TO DOLLY PARTON.


Oh dear, I feel so sorry for Jessica Simpson these days that I have officially removed her from my shit list and I will now only send her good thoughts. There apparently was a mishap with her performance at Sunday night's 29th Kennedy Center Honors, where she performed the song 9 To 5 as a tribute to Dolly Parton, one of the show's honorees. Simpson, a self proclaimed huge fan of Parton, was so nervous while on stage that she f*@!'d up the lyrics, and rushed off the stage immediately after the song was over saying, "Dolly that made me so nervous!" The audience was reportedly so stunned by Jessica's quick exit that they couldn't even applaud for the poor girl. Reports say that Simpson, who held her stomach during much of her performance, was in tears when she came back on stage with the rest of the singers later in the evening. Access Hollywood has learned that Simpson's footage will not be included when the show is broadcast on CBS December 26th. Uh huh. You know it's only a matter of time before that sucker is leaked to YouTube! But seriously, I think the karma bug has bitten Jessica in the ass way too many times now, it's time for it to fly away and move on!


Source: NBC5

RACHEL BILSON AND ADAM BRODY HAVE (SNIFF) BROKEN UP.

Oh no! Life & Style magazine is reporting that Rachel Bilson & Adam Brody, the cutest, most refreshingly normal couple in Hollywood has broken up. Say it ain't so! Normally, since the source is Life & Style, I would allow myself to be in denial about this for at least a little longer, but Kristin from E! Online is also reporting the news, so I guess the rumor is at least worth posting. Adam & Rachel have been dating since 2004, but break-up whispers started spreading after the couple had not been spotted together in a while. Reps for the pair would not comment, but Life & Style reports that a friend close to the couple told the mag, "They’ve been done for a few weeks. They are just done. That's all there is to it. There’s no drama. They just ended it.” Huh. No duh-rah-ma in the O.C.?? Then it must not be true!
Source: Life & Style

RICK SCHRODER TO FIGHT TERROR WITH KEIFER ON "24."


I have some very exciting news to report for the fans of the TV show, 24. Ricky Schroder (I know, I know, he prefers to be called "Rick." What can I say? I'm old school) will be joining the cast when the show returns in January. According to reports, Schroder will play Counter Terrorism Unit operative Mike Doyle. This news comes on the heels of other exciting 24 cast additions for season six that include Chad Lowe and Peter Macnicol. Ooooh I cannot wait, I love all those actors. Sadly, knowing 24, I wonder whose character is going to get killed off first. Not to mention, what type of torturous, violent death the will have to endure, which will of course leave the viewer drained and emotionally scarred after becoming attached to the character. And no, I'm still not over Edgar.

LANCE BASS IS SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE...


That's right boys, Lance Bass and his boyfriend Reichen Lehmkuhl are kaput, over, done, finto. Bass's spokesperson confirmed the split to PEOPLE Monday and the boys released a joint statement to the magazine that said:
"We remain the best of friends. Please respect our privacy as we try to work things out during this difficult time."
I swear, with all these couples splitting, there must be some break-up powder in all the junk celebrities are sniffing lately.
Source: PEOPLE

JANELLE WINS VH1'S "BIG REALITY STAR" AWARD!

She may have not nabbed the winning title of Big Brother All Star, but big congrat's going out to my girl Janelle Pierzina from Big Brother, who took home the "Big Reality Star" award last night at VH1's Big in '06 Awards. Janelle was up against the likes of Flavor of Love's Flavor Flav, American Idol's Chris Daughtry and Dancing With the Stars' Mario Lopez and even though the others appeared on some of the biggest reality shows of the year, girlfriend from little old cult hit Big Brother still walked away with the prize. Aside from being remembered as a kick ass player on Big Brother, she will also be remembered as the houseguest who annoyed the hell out of her roommates because she always won everything. Guess some things never change! Good going Janey!
For a complete list of VH1's Big in '06 winners, go HERE.

GEORGE CLOONEY'S PIG KICKS THE BUCKET.


George Clooney has suffered a devastating loss. Max, Clooney's pet pig for the past 18 years, has died. Clooney was out of town promoting his new movie The Good German when Max croaked. So sad. Well, not really considering the pig probably had a better life than some human beings, even if he reportedly did suffer from arthritis and partial blindness. PEOPLE reports that Clooney has no plans to replace his dearly departed pig.

R.I.P. Max.
Source: PEOPLE

TORI SPELLING LEARNS TO WRITE.


Tori Spelling is set to write a memoir. PEOPLE reports that Ms. Spelling-Shanian-Spelling-McDermott will fill us all in about her fascinating life thus far. Tori says she has "a million stories to tell" and some of the topics she will be covering will be her rumored plastic surgery (boobies, nose, etc.), if daddy Spelling really stiffed her in his will and all those reports on her past "abusive relationships" (ahh, the Nick Savalas days...). Let's hope she also covers the interesting tale about how she and her current husband Dean McDermott fell in love while both being married to other people. Spelling says she plans on working on the book "when the baby (who is due this Spring) is napping." Yeah, good luck on that one, hun.
Source: People

12.01.2006

LINDSAY LOHAN JOINS ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS (NOT VERY ANONYMOUSLY).


There have been rumors floating around lately and now, the rumors have been confirmed. Lindsay Lohan rep says that Ms. Trainwreck has started to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.
PEOPLE Reports:
"Yes, she's been attending some meetings, and it's going to be a slow process," says her publicist, Leslie Sloane. "This is a positive. Let's hope that the press doesn't turn it into a negative."
"Maybe if (the press) backs off on her she'll be in a good space," Sloane added. "Let's see if we don't have to hear about it every day, and they're following her and trying to find her. Because that will just really not be good."
Considering Lindsay has been spotted out in clubs where I am sure she is surrounded by alcohol and other substances since starting to attend these AA meetings, I still don't take anything she does seriously. I feel really bad for all the "real" people who want real help from AA and are now going to have to be subjected to Lindsay's paparazzi madness (because the 'razzi's wont stop). Aside from the fact that she should have first got her ass locked up in rehab so she wouldn't still be tempted to hang out at Hyde every night, lets hope girlfriend is checking out some Narcotics Anonymous Meetings too. Color me skeptical, but I don't think alcohol is her only problem. I'm just saying.
Source: PEOPLE