Tabloid Whore!



Well, well, well! Time for the latest issue of The National Enquirer. This week's cover story is all about how Brad supposedly "broke up" Vince and Jen. Scandalous, huh? Wellll, not so fast. If you believe that Vince hooked up with that college student Mallory Lane, then you will believe one of her friends who claims that on that fateful "hook up" night, Vince allegedly told Mallory that Jen was "too clingy and needy" and "she wanted more than I could give" (meaning: perfect marriage with babies). Sources told The Enquirer that even though Brad shattered Jen's confidence when he broke up with her, she still "uses Brad as the standard to compare other men" and that Vince did just not cut it. Ultimately, Jen's never ending love for Brad is reportedly what caused the couple to split. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yadda, yadda, yadda.

Read more about this story, plus even more dirt on everyone else in Hollywood in this weeks issue of The National Enquirer.
Cover photo compliments of The National Enquirer.


Blogger Distressed Jeans said...

Wait a second, Im still looking at that photo of Rachel Ray- which looks nothing like Rachel Ray!


10:09 PM, December 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry I don't have any sympathy for Jennifer. It obvious what destroyed her marriage to Brad. He wanted children she wanted a career.

Now he has three children and Jennifer just has Jennifer. It's a good thing she has lots of money to keep her warm.

12:37 PM, December 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! 12:37 sounds like s/he is in the-th-know as to why 2 people who are completely and remotely unrelated to us divorced. Wait...that's right, we are certain of this information from the tabloids...RIIIIIGHT!

8:48 PM, December 22, 2006  

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