Oh dear, I feel so sorry for Jessica Simpson these days that I have officially removed her from my shit list and I will now only send her good thoughts. There apparently was a mishap with her performance at Sunday night's 29th Kennedy Center Honors, where she performed the song 9 To 5 as a tribute to Dolly Parton, one of the show's honorees. Simpson, a self proclaimed huge fan of Parton, was so nervous while on stage that she f*@!'d up the lyrics, and rushed off the stage immediately after the song was over saying, "Dolly that made me so nervous!" The audience was reportedly so stunned by Jessica's quick exit that they couldn't even applaud for the poor girl. Reports say that Simpson, who held her stomach during much of her performance, was in tears when she came back on stage with the rest of the singers later in the evening. Access Hollywood has learned that Simpson's footage will not be included when the show is broadcast on CBS December 26th. Uh huh. You know it's only a matter of time before that sucker is leaked to YouTube! But seriously, I think the karma bug has bitten Jessica in the ass way too many times now, it's time for it to fly away and move on!