Tori Spelling is set to write a memoir. PEOPLE reports that Ms. Spelling-Shanian-Spelling-McDermott will fill us all in about her fascinating life thus far. Tori says she has "a million stories to tell" and some of the topics she will be covering will be her rumored plastic surgery (boobies, nose, etc.), if daddy Spelling really stiffed her in his will and all those reports on her past "abusive relationships" (ahh, the Nick Savalas days...). Let's hope she also covers the interesting tale about how she and her current husband Dean McDermott fell in love while both being married to other people. Spelling says she plans on working on the book "when the baby (who is due this Spring) is napping." Yeah, good luck on that one, hun.