LIKE SHE'S NEVER HAD BRUISED THIGHS BEFORE!

Lindsay Lohan might want to re-think who she sends her little emails out to. Lately, a string of Lohan's emails have been "mysteriously" leaked to the internet, most recently one where she talks about learning to pole dance for an upcoming role as a topless dancer in the film "I Know Who Killed Me." Her most recent musing was as follows:

Subject: "They're all whores, they're all whores . . . xcept for some obviously!"

"So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we're talkin' like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark.
"I mean really though, really, I didn't know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the [c-word]s now. . . I'm not gonna lie to ya."

Oh that Lohan, every word that comes out of her mouth is just, like, brilliant. I'm sure strippers across the nation are terribly thrilled to know that they now have earned the respect of Lindsay Lohan, so much that she would call them whores and c*nts. I mean, seriously, what more could a girl want? Classy.
Source: Page Six