Can someone please wipe that smirk off her face?
Oh here we go...happy freakin' Monday everyone. It's so nice to wake up after a long weekend of Christmas shopping to hear TMZ is reporting that dumbass Nicole Richie was booked by police at 4:50am this morning because she was allegedly driving in the wrong direction on the 134 freeway in Burbank. Oh and that is not all, TMZ reports that Nicole reportedly admitted to police that she had smoked some dope and also had Vicoden in her system. Nice.
Police were alerted when 2 other drivers called 911 after spotting a vehicle driving straight towards everyone's ass on the freeway. According to PEOPLE, when CHP found Richie, she was at a complete stop in the carpool lane with her vehicle facing the right direction. Hmmm.. guess she must have realized what she was doing and decided to flip a bitch! Reports also say that when police approached the car, Richie was on her cellphone. ON HER CELLPHONE!! She was then arrested for D.U.I. and although she allegedly admitted to the pot smoking and Vicoden popping, according to TMZ, a preliminary alcohol screening device revealed that Nicole was not under the influence of alcohol. Oh well bless her little heart.
Her booking sheet indicated that Nicole is 5'1 weighing in at 85 lbs. Disgusting. God only knows why, but they released that stupid bitch from the police station at 7:15am. You may think I'm being a bit harsh during holiday time and all, but I don't really care. Someone could have been killed last night. It could have been you, it could have been someone you love, it could have been a father of 3 kids on his way to work early in the morning. I don't care if Nicole wants to starve herself to death, take drugs or do whatever may lead to her ultimate demise. But when you do shit like that and then get behind the wheel of a car at the point where you can't even figure out what direction is the right way to drive, that presents a problem. Why she was released so soon from the police station, I don't know. If it was you or I that did that, do you think we'd already be out, able to head off for Starbucks and shopping on Robertson, or would you still be stuck in a urine filled drunk tank?
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