Tabloid Whore!



Can someone please wipe that smirk off her face?

Oh here we go...happy freakin' Monday everyone. It's so nice to wake up after a long weekend of Christmas shopping to hear TMZ is reporting that dumbass Nicole Richie was booked by police at 4:50am this morning because she was allegedly driving in the wrong direction on the 134 freeway in Burbank. Oh and that is not all, TMZ reports that Nicole reportedly admitted to police that she had smoked some dope and also had Vicoden in her system. Nice.
Police were alerted when 2 other drivers called 911 after spotting a vehicle driving straight towards everyone's ass on the freeway. According to PEOPLE, when CHP found Richie, she was at a complete stop in the carpool lane with her vehicle facing the right direction. Hmmm.. guess she must have realized what she was doing and decided to flip a bitch! Reports also say that when police approached the car, Richie was on her cellphone. ON HER CELLPHONE!! She was then arrested for D.U.I. and although she allegedly admitted to the pot smoking and Vicoden popping, according to TMZ, a preliminary alcohol screening device revealed that Nicole was not under the influence of alcohol. Oh well bless her little heart.
Her booking sheet indicated that Nicole is 5'1 weighing in at 85 lbs. Disgusting. God only knows why, but they released that stupid bitch from the police station at 7:15am. You may think I'm being a bit harsh during holiday time and all, but I don't really care. Someone could have been killed last night. It could have been you, it could have been someone you love, it could have been a father of 3 kids on his way to work early in the morning. I don't care if Nicole wants to starve herself to death, take drugs or do whatever may lead to her ultimate demise. But when you do shit like that and then get behind the wheel of a car at the point where you can't even figure out what direction is the right way to drive, that presents a problem. Why she was released so soon from the police station, I don't know. If it was you or I that did that, do you think we'd already be out, able to head off for Starbucks and shopping on Robertson, or would you still be stuck in a urine filled drunk tank?
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Source: TMZ


Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's a dumbass bitch....someone stop her before she kills an innocent bystander!!

9:59 AM, December 11, 2006  
Blogger dish me the dirt... said...

Why doesn't she put some of daddy's money to good use and hire herself a fucking driver? I am sooooo over these LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!

10:31 AM, December 11, 2006  
Blogger Abe-O said...

Did Nicole's recent reunion with Paris have an alcohol-related influence on her? Do you think? Also, how much alcohol would it take to get an 85-pound woman drunk? I'm guessing one glass of egg nog will just about do it....

11:12 AM, December 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am getting tired of this blog writer's ignorance about the disease of addiction and alchoholism, and the self-destructive behavior that goes along with it. This anger towards a obviously SICK woman is not justified. Would you please temper the self-righteous indignation and superior attitude towards Richie ( who I don't personally care for) and instead say a prayer for someone who needs help and is ill.

11:19 AM, December 11, 2006  
Anonymous amy said...

Hey 11:19, she clearly said that Nicole could have killed an innocent person (or people). Her anger is not at Nicole doing self destructive things, its at the stupid act she did by getting behind a wheel. Now lucky me, I've never had an addiction but I don't think having one forces you to get behind the wheel of a car. That is a stupid decision. If she knew ahead, and I'm more than sure she knew she'd be taking drugs, then she should have gotten a ride, called a cab or something.

What I want to know is since it says she weighs 85lbs and it has been reported that she just gained 10, does that mean she weighted 75 before?

11:29 AM, December 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nicole Richie has repeatidly denied that she has any sort of addiction or disease in regards to her weight, drugs or alcohol. She won't admit to a problem, therefore she will NEVER get help. She's a public person. She makes bad choices and is slowly killing herself---as the public watches. Yes, I agree, she is a sick girl, but she has to be the one to realize it. Our opinions are mearly that.

11:39 AM, December 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ridiculous...these girls act like the world is their playground, and everyone else better look annoying

11:52 AM, December 11, 2006  
Blogger David N. Scott said...

Man, and Nicole passes from person we like to bitch about to menace, just like that. A head on collision at 4:50 AM on the freeway (right when some start going to work) would have been pretty deadly indeed. Too bad some schmucks are still apologizing for her.

12:10 PM, December 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the writer of this blog is fantastic AND has one of the best gossip blogs on the web due to minimum opinions added in the descriptions.

Reckless driving is very serious and it's pretty pathetic that celebrities are released so easily. The whole point of getting arrested is to learn a lesson and by standing in a police office for 2 hours is not going to benefit anyone.

People need to learn how to handle their shit and addictions like the rest of the functioning world.

12:48 PM, December 11, 2006  
Anonymous Kristin said...

With this and the past few month's celebrity news featuring young female public figures with addictions, do you guys think that eventually (as much as I HATE to say it) something terrible WILL happen ? Its awful to think about, but this stuff just gets worse every week!

2:18 PM, December 11, 2006  
Anonymous WTF said...

Of course something is going to happen. When it does hopefully the bitch who goes first (hohan, shitney, paris) doesn't take an innocent bystander with her.

3:15 PM, December 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said... me out here. I've been to Alanon. My ex husband was/is a RAGING alcoholic and I recognize that he has an illness. But what does it take to hit bottom? A bunch of pity and prayers or people you care about telling you to get your shit together OR ELSE??? The entire web saying WHAT A FUCKING DRUNK ASS LOSER might speed up the trip to "bottom" a little faster, doncha think???

4:43 PM, December 11, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

anonymous 11:19: Have you ever had anyone you've loved killed by someone who got behind the wheel under the influence??? And thanks, but I will save my prayers for the families and friends of innocent people who become unwitting victims of others "self destructive" behaviors.
AND if you don't like my attitude, then don't come back here, there are a zillion other gossip blogs I would be more than happy for you to read instead of mine.

4:56 PM, December 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Nicole,

It's not cute, it's not funny. Too many people loose their lives each year to drunk/drugged drivers. I could care less if you starve yourself to death, fry your brains, or turn into a living stick figure. You are an idiot and it makes for good tabloid reading to watch you waste away to the size of a small maingy dog. But I do have a problem with innocent people getting hurt or killed because of your stupidity. I hope the judge that you face has the balls to give you some jail time for you inexcusable behavior. See how funny or cute that is. Asshole.

6:18 PM, December 11, 2006  
Anonymous amy said...

Kristen, I hate to say this but if something does happen, being a celeb I think she would get a slap on the wrist. If you are old enough to remember Vince Neil (Motley Crue) in the 80's getting in that horrible wreck because he was drunk and having almost nothing happen to him, I tend to think it would be the same for Nicole. I hope I'm wrong.

6:19 PM, December 11, 2006  
Anonymous vermont neighbor said...

It's a wakeup call, hope she's listening.

7:08 PM, December 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tabloid Whore-
Ya know, when you dish it out, you need to be able to take it too!

7:10 PM, December 11, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

7:10- Of course! But if someone is saying they are tired of my opinion about things, then why bother to continue to come back to a particular gossip blog that is largely opinion based? I'm not going to change or censor what I say in fear of pissing someone off. Saying that, thank you for your comment :)

7:45 PM, December 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I think the writer of this blog is fantastic AND has one of the best gossip blogs on the web due to minimum opinions added in the descriptions."

Huh. You have got to be kidding. She's EXTREMELY opinionated. Geez. What blog have you been reading?

7:56 PM, December 11, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

FUCK THAT SHIT. I hope that bitch dies, seriously.

8:43 PM, December 11, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

hey, lol, did anybody else notice the same guy called in twice to the 911 center? kinda funny. i wonder if he knows his voice was released...

8:51 PM, December 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


i enjoy opinions actually ..& compared to most blogs, this site gives more facts than jokes and nonsense. that was the point.

8:51 PM, December 11, 2006  
Anonymous amy said...

7:56--this is a blog, not the nightly news.

4:54 AM, December 12, 2006  
Anonymous vermont neighbor said...

good stories, good insight, good pics. Good work, TW!

10:29 AM, December 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"this is a blog, not the nightly news"

And your point is? That she is opiniated? Which was my point.

So we agree.

12:34 PM, December 12, 2006  
Anonymous vermont neighbor said...

If a blogger writes about a celeb, then criticsm should be directed at the celeb... for or against.

In this case, it's hard to defend Nicole Richie. Seriously, party at home or call a cab.

2:07 PM, December 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My brother killed himself in a drunk (and pot-fueled) driving accident and I thank God every day he didn't kill
someone else. It's not funny. Richie deserves every bit of public criticism that Mel Gibson and other drunk drivers have received.

Yes, an addiction moves things out of a person's control, but as others have opined, if one doesn't admit they need help, then they'll never get it. And like my brother, they may end up killing themselves or someone else. Addiction is not a "get out of jail free" card, like any disease it needs to be monitored and managed not waved around like a badge saying "Can't hold me responsible, I'm an addict."

A recoving Alcoholic

2:45 PM, December 12, 2006  
Anonymous amy said...

Hey 12:34, my point is that it is a BLOG and she has the right to state her opinion. It's her freaking blog, not the nightly news. If I wrote a blog you bet your butt I'd be putting my opinion in there. Its a freaking blog!!!!!

3:33 PM, December 12, 2006  
Anonymous vermont neighbor said...

Very sad, 2:45. Stay strong and keep the good fight going for your bro.

8:07 PM, December 12, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

god who is this person ragin' on TW

8:12 PM, December 12, 2006  
Anonymous Ana said...

Supposedly, in Cali, if you have 2 DUI's (which Nicole has) There is a mandatory 5 day jail sentence. Too bad it will end up like Martha Stewart and she will get the easy way out.

By the way, I aggree with 12:48, people in the public eye should be handled like everyone else. If our government wasn't so money grubbing and could actually learn to work with a buget (again like the rest of us)- that might happen. Send her to a piss stained jail!!!

12:49 PM, December 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe that Nicole needs some kind of wake-up call. I have personally had a problem with alcohol before and I can tell you that you really have to want to quit before you ever really do. You have to admit to yourself and others that you have a problem, and I can't see Nicole doing that anytime soon, whick makes for some scary future problems out of her. She's on a destructive path and will probably take people down with her when finally "something does happen." I'm not sure that jail will be a wake-up call for her. She needs real help. Come on, the woman weighs 85 lbs, for heavens sake.

3:17 PM, December 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't you worry about your own life. Protect your family and stop being so obsessed with celebrities and their actions. I swear the obsession with celebrities is ridiculous. Lets try to better socielty and not dwell on Celeberties... Have a safe and Happy Holiday! <3

7:35 PM, December 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo bitches
nicole richie is the best and i love her:)
shes pretty so all u haters shut up

7:08 PM, December 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:08 yo bitch- If you love her, you better start caring about her b/c at the rate she is going, she is going to end up dead soon.

10:40 AM, December 23, 2006  

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