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12.12.2006

KATE HUDSON FINALLY FINDS WHERE RYDER HID THE SCISSORS.

Kate Hudson has finally given her son Ryder a haircut. Hudson reportedly did not cut the little cuties hair, forcing him to look like a girl for the better part of his life, because she was following a Jewish tradition where one waits until a child is three years old before cutting any hair (hey Madonna did it with Rocco too). I still think the little tyke needs a bit more taken off, but he sure does look cute anyway.

9 Comments:

Blogger Phillip said...

Why doesn't anyone comment why a 3 year old boy has a Binky in his mouth? This is normal?

2:32 AM, December 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a great point! No he should not have a binky in his mouth at three. It's a mother trying to keep her "baby" a baby. Poor thing.

10:21 AM, December 12, 2006  
Anonymous vermont neighbor said...

oh no! It's the Owen Wilson haircut!

2:00 PM, December 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That kid needs a boy haircut, throw out that pacifier and hopefully he's potty trained. Crazy mom.

5:50 PM, December 12, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

TW seems like you don't approve...i'm shawked! lol j/k

8:11 PM, December 12, 2006  
Anonymous vermont neighbor said...

Kate's great!

8:53 AM, December 13, 2006  
Blogger dish me the dirt... said...

I agree with the binky comments....that is horrible. Hope the kid can talk with that damn thing in his mouth. Sorry, but his hair is still a big old mess.

10:19 AM, December 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's with the arm in the sling?

He'll be the laughingstock of his Preschool with that hair and the Nuk in his pie-hole. Then again, it IS La-LaLand, so the place is bound to be full of backward, misbehaving, insecure Hollywood tots. He'll fit right in.

Better hang on to that soother. He'll need it in about 15 yrs. when he's got his raging drug habit. (Mommy and) Daddy can show him what it's all about.

10:53 AM, December 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does this kid have a pacifier in his mouth? Poor kid...just another LA mom NOT teaching her kid anything. Ridiculous.... She is a horrible mother. Oh well, after she reads this, she'll be sure to scold her nanny.

11:54 AM, December 22, 2006  

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