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12.06.2006

THIS WEEK IN THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER: BRAD & JEN BACK IN LOVE?

Okay, now I don't know if even I believe that Brad & Jen headline, but man, it would sure make a scandalous story if it was true! You never know, The National Enquirer has been breaking a ton of stories the past several months. Take for instance Lindsay Lohan and her recent alleged overdose ... now The Enquirer has a scoop that the girl is messing with that nasty "Hillbilly Heroin," also known as Oxycontin (more on that story in a bit). I'm telling you, it's only a matter of time before that girl goes over the edge for good. Plus, I'm dying to know what television star Kevin Federline is alleging Britney cheated with (Mario Lopez maybe)? Hmm...considering recent reports on his own alleged behavior with a skanky porn star, that's kind of like the pot calling the kettle black, no?
Cover photo provided to Tabloid Whore compliments of The National Enquirer

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

They've been getting stories right, why mess that up with a stupid headline about Brad & Whiny back together. Uggg

1:08 PM, December 06, 2006  
Anonymous vermont neighbor said...

I can't get over Farrah's sad situation. She finally corrected the plastic surgery problems and was looking really good again... if a little worn from a very emotional life. It's sad and I fear the tabs may not be exaggerating. Miracles and prayers right now to Farrah.

2:50 PM, December 06, 2006  
Anonymous Deenah said...

Am not crazy about Aniston or Jolie.But I find some people can be so hateful.

I totally disagree w/ Jen being referred to as "whiny." She has handled her split from Pitt like a perfect lady.

On the other hand Jolie finally breaks her silence & opens up w/ a pathetic line that she didn't mean to steal Jen's best friend.She knows what she did. She's trying to justify what she's done. The whole write up makes me sick!All full of crap!

What comes around goes around. So best of luck to Hollywood's 1st couple, the question is.. for how long?

5:29 PM, December 13, 2006  

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