Tabloid Whore!



The National Enquirer has an explosive story in this week's issue about Lindsay Lohan's alleged use of the dangerous drug Oxycontin. That's the same drug that dear Jack Osbourne battled with years ago and was lucky enough to get help and overcome his addiction. The Enquirer reports someone in Lindsay's "entourage" has scooped the mag with the news of her Oxy addiction in effort to save her life. This friend is claiming she uses a combination of cocaine, Oxycontin and Grey Goose vodka to get her fix and The Enquirer says this person passed a polygraph test regarding Lindsay's drug use and his eyewitness account:
“I’ve known Lindsay for the past two years, and she absolutely loves to get wasted,” said the friend. “She makes Courtney Love look like a Girl Scout!
“It’s frightening. She’ll take cocaine which pumps her up, then painkillers which numb her, and then smoke cigarettes one after another. And when she finally needs to sleep, she’ll take Ambien to knock herself out.”
It’s not unusual for Lindsay to stay up for days when she goes on one of her benders, he says.
“And the longer she goes without sleep, the more paranoid she gets.
“There are times when Lindsay really thinks people want to kill her. But she refuses to miss a night of partying.”
This friend also told The Enquirer that Lindsay likes to go to clubs with her gang, get her Grey Goose drink on, pass around a bottle of Oxy to the peeps and holler out, "It's Oxy time!" Huh. And I thought all she wanted to do was act? They said she also allegedly carries around a silver Tiffany flask filled with vodka and wears a little tiny sterling silver shovel charm around her neck so she can snort her coke whenever she wants. Oh, how Cruel Intentions of her!
Ugh, this pathetic story doesn't surprise me. I'm telling you, as awful as it sounds, it's going to take one of these young "celebrities" to kick the bucket in an awful, drug induced fashion for some people to get the message that you can't live forever doing that shit. Sadly, the name River Phoenix probably doesn't even mean anything or even ring a bell to any of these losers and he wasn't even 1/4 bad as these fools. Oh River *sigh.*


Blogger dish me the dirt... said...

Geez, what a nice "friend" to spill the juicy details.

I was thinking about River Phoenix, too. Same thing.

11:43 AM, December 06, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

cry me a "river" lmao J/K!

i do miss him

11:48 AM, December 06, 2006  
Blogger Fashion Kitty said...

Lindsay, Lindsay...what a shame.

3:04 PM, December 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dead before 25. I've been saying it for 2 years.

Too bad, too. Don't blame her. Her parents wrecked her.

3:25 PM, December 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That picture says it all. GROSS!

4:54 PM, December 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She needs help

6:26 PM, December 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish she would O.D. already and hope she gives enough drugs to Parasite, sister of Parasiste, and Richie. BLECH. There is a very special place in hell for these biatches.

12:08 AM, December 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

river had alot of talent though!
lindsay not so much.

2:01 PM, December 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

May I sigh over River with you? I was thinking the same thing, one of these girls is going to end up dropping dead outside a club some night same as him.

8:19 AM, December 08, 2006  
Blogger DrDiSaia said...

Nice friend. If true, Lindsay will crash. It is just a matter of time.

8:53 AM, December 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure, River Phoenix dying was quite a blow. He had the potential to become a world class actor, and I was looking forward to seeing his career develop.

But his death won't act as a cautionary tale to anyone.

Young people like drugs. Generally in iadvisable amounts and combinations. The more money these pimpley young cretins have the more foolhardy and death defying the drug binges are.

Lindsay Lohan looks reasonbly healthy and probably won't die. Instead she'll have a few worryingly close calls, check into rehab and drone on endlessly about "My drugs hell"
and conveniantly forget to mention that for most of this period she had a lot of fun. Fun is afterall the reason people stimulate themselves in such a way, and admittedly it can lead to death, but then so does life.

10:14 AM, December 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lindsey, you are a talented young lady. Don't throw your life away with these things. YOur career is in jeopardy and you really need to set a better example. Don't give the media the news they want to hear. Sober up and start respecting yourself more! You don't need to use drugs to have a good time....drinking is ok but damn girl...take it easy on the don't have to get wasted to be cool. Good luck!

1:29 PM, December 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a pathetic excuse for a human being.

Narcissistic alcoholic skanky crack whore.

10:44 AM, December 13, 2006  
Anonymous joho777 said...

I was also thinking of River Phoenix, but what made his death so awful was that his brother and friends sat there and watched him work the drugs until his system was so depressed he died. Then they all scuttled for cover like cockroaches and started polishing their lies about how they had no idea what he had been doing.

11:03 PM, January 18, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hot, this is the kind of girl I'd like to leave high and dry.

10:04 PM, January 20, 2007  

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