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12.07.2006

AND NOW, A WORD FROM BRITNEY SPEARS ...


Britney Spears posted the following message today on her website:

"It's been so long since I've been out on the town with friends. It's also been 2 years since I've even celebrated my birthday." "Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a bit too far. Anyway, thank God for Victoria Secrets' new underwear line! I look forward to a new year, new music and a new me."
"I'm just getting started …. Happy Holidays everyone!"
Aww, It's sad how she says she didn't celebrate her birthday for two years and thank God she is acknowledging the underwear problem!

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love how she can show her puss to everyone on the planet and all she can is thank God for V.S. I've decided she is a stupid, trashy bitch. I've really tried to cut her some slack in the media, but she has proven over and over again she makes horrible decisions---including not wearing any undies with a skirt that just about shows her ass. Celebrate her birthday? Give me a fucking break! What is she 13??? Save the birthday parties for her boys.

11:02 AM, December 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't it funny how the cowards who comment under "anonymous" are always the most judgemental?

11:27 AM, December 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the difference between posting under "anonymous" or under "peanutbutterenvy"?

No one knows who either of you are!

You are all anonymous no matter what name you put.

Get off that kick already...

p.s. i have a name i use on here but to prove a point i'm posting this under anonymous!

3:47 PM, December 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No... having a name like, let's say.. TheRealDeal.. people know that name. They know who/how/when you posts, and can say, "Oh, that guy TheRealDeal is a real jerk." Try to say that with an anonymous tag. "Oh, that, uh, anonymous person. Boy, they're a jerk." Not as much flavor to it, ya know? Just saying. Love your site, you whore of tabloids!

--TheRealDeal aka anonymous.

9:41 PM, December 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good for you "anonymous"...she is a bitch and will stay one

9:20 AM, December 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's a bitch? What happened here?

10:32 AM, December 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We be poppin schmocks like my wifes Kawasaki kick start vibrator, with a used and abused engine with douch juice baby… If yous playas knows whats I means! Poppin scmocks baby, poppin scmocks, pop, pop, pop, pop pah pah pah pah pah! Poppin schmocks like a like a pop schmock cock suck baby! My Name is K-Fed, I’s be in the hizzouce with a gucci butt plug I’s loves to sit on while I’s read Farmboy, with a full page spread of the sexiest farm animals in the hizzzooowce baby. I be popping schmocks sittin on my’s Gucci butt plug reading my favorite magazine “Farmboy,” whiles I’s climax when Brit catches me and makes rooster sounds and laughs at me! We’s both love Farmboy and think Hef is for he Def and dumb crowd, we’s think Farmboy will annihlate him son, annhihlate him son. son… Poppin schmocks biiiiyaaaaitches! We be poppin schmocks like my kick start Honda Prada Edition Pogo Stick son. No way you sons can compare to my most envious lifestyle I’s be talking to you’s about sons! I be comin to yyoooh ciiiyiitay son, next week and I’s be usin my Kick start pogo stick during my concerts in yoh towns son and weees have Brit in every one of my songs yo, but I’s still tryin son to figguuyoh out son why’s she laughs out loud in every one of my songs yo son? I think sons it be cause the fact she knows I be aaannihlatin her career son with my dope new rappin career you stick dicks! Poppin schmocks in the 316 fo bitch… I’m outy like a schmouty pimple poppers; be dope and have some chicka bocka holidays sons…
Gay-Fed in the hizz owce! Poppin schmocks in my Lambo-Gini cause I’s be in No Weeh Nee yo tax bracket son. Pretty soon, I be moppin Flohs at Yo Kmart Biiiyiitch. I be promotin’ my album like a chicken in heat, with his head cut off Foh real Cous son. You can’t touch me when-ssess I be tradin’ in mys Lambo-Gini Foh a Pimped out Yugo sons; I be like, Son you cants top my Yugo son, when I be straight frontin it Whhiit 36’s on the front shooees with K-mart treads while I’s be spinnin 13’s, 13’s son on my back Yugo shoes son and touchin’ the pavement whiit my Timberland treads on the back. I be floatin’ by tchyouuu in my Yugo Whiit 36’s in fronts, whiit 13’s son, 13’s son in my backs whiit Timberland lug treads in the rear like a homegirls junk in the trunk. I be usin the spacious trunk of my Yugo son, foh realya hos to pimp out my jive album sons. Be lookin foh my whip whiit my deluxe tread, so’s you’s be ready to buy my album foh real, whit some straight up Papa son! Peace, K-Fed is out like a bout with Rocky son…

7:04 AM, December 20, 2006  

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