Tabloid Whore!



Check out a preview of Thursday's episode of Tyra where she talks about her recent "fat photo" being published in the tabloids. As always and in true Tyra fashion, Ms. Tyra throws in some "bam! bam!" poses for ya and also gets very emotional talking to the audience about some girls who are criticized because they are bigger than others. Oh how I love Tyra when she gets dramatic. I have my DVR set and can't wait to see see this episode.


Find out what this mess is all about over at Popbytes


Oh dear! Could it be true?! You look at the pictures and be the judge.
Cover compliments of the National Enquirer

BEYONCE LANDS #1 SPOT ON ASKMEN.COM'S TOP 99 MOST DESIRABLE WOMEN LIST. unveiled their 7th annual Top 99 Most Desirable Women list today. More than 8.5 million online votes were cast and Beyonce Knowles came up #1 with men as the woman "who best embody the qualities of a “fantasy girlfriend.” Hmm. Well I guess that is one award Jennifer Hudson didn't beat her out for. Just kidding, I like Beyonce. Coming in second place is saucy Scarlett Johansson and third place went to Jessica Alba (who earned the #1 crown last year.) The rest of the women in the top ten include: Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima, actress Jessica Biel, Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio, Latin American pop singer Shakira, “Access Hollywood” host Maria Menounos, actress and U.N. Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie and actress Elisha Cuthbert.

Maria Menounos? You can check out the complete list of's Top 99 Most Desirable Women list HERE.


Did they or didn't they? That seems to be the question being posed today on whether or not Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen's sex scenes in the upcoming flick "Factory Girl" were real. Rush & Malloy of the New York Daily News have a source who claims, "It's not simulated." "They're really doing it." Miller and Christensen reportedly hooked up for realz during the filming of Factory Girl during one of her many break-ups with Jude Law. She reportedly then broke Christensen's heart when she broke things off so she could try again with Law. As we know, her reunion with Law was short lived and so when Miller returned for some more filming in Toronto 6 months later, that's when the source told Rush & Malloy the pair allegedly filmed a sex scene for the movie where they did the nasty on camera for real. When the Daily News asked the movie's director George Hickenlooper about this scandalous rumor he said, "Sienna and Hayden grew close during the filming. It was an emotional experience for all of us." He also got kind of shady when asked point blank if Miller and Christensen were getting down on film, telling the Daily News, "I can't comment. You'll have to ask Sienna about it." Uh huh. Of course, Miller's publicist is denying the whole thing and attributing the realistic scenes to Sienna being a "really good actress." Ha. Beautiful. Whether it's true or not, leaking this is the best publicity stunt yet.
*Watch the official trailer for Factory Girl HERE
Source: Fox News


Aww! The cover story for this week's Canadian edition of Hello! Magazine features an exclusive interview with Sean Combs on the recent birth of his twin daughters , plus, a bunch of pictures of the two new little lovelies! Cute. Two bad Page Six has a story today on Diddy's alleged dalliances with Sienna Miller. Ack!
Cover provided by Hello! Magazine.



"Hellz No!"

Oh Boo hoo. US Weekly got it sooo wrong and is sooo lame for getting my hopes up about CourtneyLove reportedly being considered for American idol (and this is why, if you are going to read a tabloid my dears, stick to the National Enquirer). I just popped over to Courtney's website and this is what she had to say about the whole thing (plus, I am totally adding her use of the word "kerfuffle" to my vocabulary):

court said on 30 Jan 2007 at 7:47 pm
"This kerfuffle is NONSENSE, i said to a friend who obviously passed igt on the wrong way that it was awierdly brilliant PRANK CALL, if it was NOT a prank call i woul dnever ever do that, ive never watche dthat show except once with my daughter i went to the final night, I couldnt even get ON that show nor would i wantt o and no offense to anyone who has been on that show and wantsto be on that show- i have no interest at this point in my life, im interested in putting this record out- doing films and doiung rock shows this summer and being on the road, and thats what i shall do. US misrepresented and misquoted me and nothing i said was ever meant for any publication. I didnt kn ow it wa sgoing to be a big deal but then again ive been very busy and id ont exactly pay attention to pop culture and id ont read tabloids and idont have a google alert i find lofe fAr easier without those things, good reviews are great biut baqd ones suck and its best to nopt read them at all, i like how Ben Kingsley hasnt readhis own press in 2w0 some years, and i aspire to that- last time i read my press was a Brit piece that had me in bed for three dayus and is wor eoff reading my own press after that, of ocuerse i needmy publicist to tell me who to speak to and who nit to but my days of speaking directly to editors etc are behind me- i was followed by paparazzi all day today and have had to get armed security for the evening so we can have some privacy die to that dumb piece wich is ourt of prder an dout of context its TOTALLY RANDOM."


Oh how I would LOVE this. Us Weekly is reporting that Courtney Love has received a call from the peeps over at American Idol asking if she would be interested in sitting in as a judge. As for now, it is unclear if they want Love to be a guest judge or as a source is claiming to Us Weekly, replace Paula Abdul. It's known that Love's daughter Frances is a huge American Idol fan, so it would make sense that she might consider doing the show. Love has confirmed that she talked to Idol's Nigel Lythgoe saying, "He called," "He was wondering if I was interested. I thought it was kind of weird but brilliant." Brilliant indeed. I can't wait to see how this one turns out.
Source: Us Weekly


If you already haven't checked it out, Nationwide Insurance is streaming the Super Bowl commercial they made with Kevin Federline set to air during the big game this weekend. In it, Federline is shown wearing gold chains, long fur coats and rapping about livin' large, etc. Suddenly, the commercial switches to reveal that Federline was living in a fantasy world and just rapping all along for the security cameras at the fast food joint where he is working. Of course, in today's world there is always some "group" getting offended by something and this time around, the National Restaurant Association is reportedly pissed because they feel the commercial is an insult to fast food workers everywhere. They claim that showing Federline losing his rap career to a job in a fast food restaurant gives the impression that the job is "demeaning and unpleasant." Seriously people, even if you don't enjoy Federline, the commercial is harmless and even kind of funny. Can we lighten up just a bit?
Watch the commercial HERE.



Arg! I wrote up the whole long ass recap and literally, while I was editing the last paragraph my laptop went all crazy Matrix on me. Needless to say, I lost everything and I don't have it in me to watch the thing again and do it over. I'll resume the recaps next week! Boo hoo!


Weirdness still surrounds this whole Anna Nicole Smith / Howard K. Stern / Larry Birkhead situation. Anna's refusal to give Dannilynn Hope a paternity test in my opinion is a pretty big sign that Larry Birkhead is the father of her baby and not Howard K. Stern as being claimed. Birkhead appeared on Larry King Live recently, where he shed some light on his past relationship with Anna Nicole and how Howard K. Stern had a bad habit of getting all up in Birkhead & Anna Nicole's business (including, ehem, in the bedroom).

Birkhead told Larry King how Stern was such a pain in the ass that he frequently came to Anna's bedroom door when Birkhead and Anna were trying to knock boots: "Most of the time that I was in the home with her, when we lived together, we would have to basically lock doors to the bedroom. "He (Stern) would try to come in and she'd have to tell him at certain points to call before he came back." He also alluded that Stern had an obsessive, emotional hold on Anna Nicole and constantly tried to get her to dump Birkhead: "One time in particular, while she was pregnant, I had to basically rescue her at a hotel because Howard gave her so much grief about me being the father and saying that he was never going to accept me. "He told her to make a choice - him or me. She called me crying hysterically, and she drove herself barefoot to a hotel down the street and I had to basically help her."

It doesn't appear that this situation is going to calm down anytime soon. In addition to the paternity test issue, the National Enquirer reports in their latest issue that part of the inquest into Daniel Smith's death will involve someone testifying that before he died, Howard K. Stern allegedly gave Daniel some of his mother's Methadone. They also claim that when Howard and Anna returned home with Daniel's clothes after his death, Stern allegedly found the bottle of Methadone in Daniel's pants pocket and then flushed the remaining pills down the toilet.

Oh the drama!
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Source: Contact Music, National Enquirer


Hillary Clinton's mic captured her singing the National Anthem in Iowa on January 27, 2007, and let's just say, her voice ain't that stellar. Hey, I'm not saying I could do any better (I'd probably sound just as bad), but It's always comforting to hear other people that have sucky singing voices (especially if they're famous). Tee hee, Hillary!
Disclaimer: This in no way is meant to be an endorsement of Hillary Clinton running for President. Thank you very much.
Via Drudge Report


Thanks to AOL Music, right now you can check out Katharine McPhee's debut CD, Katharine McPhee, set to hit stores Tuesday. Even at first listen, I like, I like, I like. Listen HERE.
Favorite songs: Over it, Home, Everywhere I Go
Wierdest song that you can't help but like & shake your booty to: Open Toes



After a long battle with ovarian cancer, Angelina Jolie's mother, Marcheline Bertrand (56), has died. She reportedly had been fighting the cancer for several years and passed away Saturday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Daughter Angelina, son James Haven and Brad Pitt were by her side when she died. Very, very, sad. I'm sure this explains Angelina's very somber behavior at the Golden Globes a couple weeks ago which she was heavily criticized for by some media outlets.

Source: AP , Fox6



For those of you who believe that Tom Cruise has Kate Holmes locked up in the Cruise Manor never to see the light of day or Hollywood again and only gets released for the occasional "going out to dinner" or "shopping at Barney's with Victoria Beckham" photo op, I have some news for you. Although dear Katie reportedly dropped out of "Dark Knight," the sequel to "Batman Begins," Variety has reported that she is set to star alongside the one and only fabulous Queen Latifah in a film called "Mad Money." It's a heist flick from writer Callie Khouri, the chick that brought you Thelma & Louise and the girls are reportedly going to play employees of the Federal Reserve who scheme to steal a shit load of money that is set to be destroyed. Hopefully this film will have some funny aspects to it, because in addition to the fact that I'd like to see Holmes loosen up and do some funny stuff, Queen Latifah totally rocks. "Who-dat?! Who-dat?!"
Source: Zap2it



It must be a slow week in the tabloids when someone makes the cover of People Magazine because they want to tell the world they are not really as fat as you think they are. America's Next Top Model host and former model, Tyra Banks, was a victim of the tabloid paparazzi recently when she was snapped frolicking in the ocean in a not so flattering one piece bathing suit over the holidays. She tells People magazine she was hurt when the photos ended up splashed all over the rags and internet gossip sites exclaiming she had now become a fattie. In an upcoming episode of The Tyra Banks Show that is supposed to air next week, Tyra has reportedly decided to prance out on stage in the very same bathing suit she wore in tabloid photos to prove that the photos were taken at a bad angle and she really doesn't look that bad.

Yes, if you watch ANTM, you probably noticed that Tyra had become a bit "thicker" than previous years, but hell, she ain't fat considering she is almost 6 ft tall and the girl is still gorgeous. In reality, Tyra says she has only gained 30 lbs since the beginning of her modeling days and weighs in at a healthy 161 lbs. Hey, if Tyra isn't modeling anymore and she wants to enjoy her food, let her. Considering the fact that she had to watch her weight all the years she was doing the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues and Victoria's Secret catalogs, as long as she doesn't get unhealthy, let Tyra eat her fried food without having to endure criticism.

Saying that, I don't understand why she feels the need to go out on her talk show in the bathing suit to show everyone that she looks better than the way the tabloids depicted her. The whole message Tyra's talk show sends out is love yourself for who you are, whether you are a little chunky, overweight, funny looking or just a plain 'ol dork. It's a good message, but Tyra's plans to go out on stage in the infamous bathing suit, under the guise of proving "sometimes, the camera does lie," kind of defeats the purpose of what Tyra girl is supposed to be about. Saying that, we'll have to wait until the episode airs to see if maybe she takes the situation in a completely different direction.
Source: IMDB , People


I had heard rumors a couple months back that something allegedly went down between Elijah Wood and Jared Leto. At the time, it was unclear exactly what happened, except for the fact that Jared, in all his masculine glory, reportedly walked up to Elijah and whispered in his ear, threatening him. Now Elijah is talking to Jane Magazine and setting the record straight about what really happened. It appears that the rumors were correct because Elijah explains how he was at the MTVU Woodie Awards and Jared reportedly came up to him, whispered in his ear and then as he was walking away decided to turn around and grab Elijah by the throat. Elijah goes on to explain:

"He was basically upset at the fact that I said I didn't like his band. He said that initially and walked away. I guess he thought I was laughing at him, but I was more shell-shocked and telling people around me, 'Whoa, I just got told off by Jared Leto for not liking his band.' And that's when he came back and grabbed me." He adds, "I told Jared it wasn't personal. He acted like I'd been disrespecting him or speaking about his family. Things like that don't usually happen to me. I'm very non-confrontational. The whole thing was kind of ridiculous."

Ridiculous? Yeah, I agree. Leto used to be cute on My So Called Life, but that was a looooong time ago. Now it appears he is too busy fixing his eyeliner and being a punk-ass. I have his band's cd and I'll admit, I liked it...but ugh, everything I read now about the guy and his obnoxious behavior is just so ecch, that I am now totally turned off by the dude.
Source: IMDB


Cover photo provided by National Enquirer.



Oh no! According to Entertainment Tonight, my girl Anne Heche has split from her husband Coley Laffoon (the one she dumped Ellen Degeneres for) after five years of marriage. They have a 4 year old son together named Homer. The scandalous part of the story is that Anne reportedly left Coley for her Men in Trees co-star and on-screen love interest, hunka-hunka-hunky James Tupper. Although reps for the show wont confirm whether Anne and James are an item, they did confirm that James split with his wife in November. Coincidence? Oh tsk, tsk, Annie, not good, not good. I still love Men in Trees though!
Source: ETonline


"Brad's a "pussy boy." Angelina is a "skanky, backdoor c**t!"

- From a TMZ's story that alleges Rachel Ray told this to associates during a dinner at Houstons in 2005.



"Lauren, I might be pregnant."

This week's sunny episode of The Hills begins with Heidi and Lauren having a heart to heart and Heidi breaking the news to Lauren that she might be pregnant. When Lauren asks her why she didn't say anything to her about it before, Heidi tells her it was just too "hard and scary" to talk about (but please forget the fact that she didn't mind having the cameras document the incident) *snicker.* From Heidi's calm reaction, it looks like she is not pregnant. Phew! Could you imagine Heidi with a baby? Just like she called Bella her puppy from last season a "poopie," Heidi would probably be running around calling her baby a "boobie." Next, Heidi rings up that jackass boyfriend Spencer and in a very serious tone, tells him she needs to talk to him. She then asks if he can meet her in "the back alley" of Bolthouse. Oh the irony.

Over at Teen Vogue, Lauren and Whitney are summoned once again to scary lady Lisa Love's quarters where she tells the girls that they will be working some Ashley Paige fashion show the next day. Whitney chimes in that she has school but will do her best to rush over to the fashion show as soon as she can make it. If this was Lauren telling scary lady this, I would have been afraid for the poor girl. First she doesn't go to Paris and then would be late to work a fashion show? Fortunately, darling Whitney who will forever be in scary lady's good graces now because she chose Paris, gets off with an approving smile from scary lady who adds, "school is very important, Whitney!" Scary lady's joy for the girl that is "Whitney" quickly fades when she realizes that the girl "who will always be known as the girl who didn't go to Paris" (aka: Lauren) will now be her only hope for assistance at the fashion show. Scary lady basically tells Lauren that she better not F*ck this one up and she is counting on her. Lauren now has a terrified look on her face from all the pressure, but probably thinks maybe this is her way to get back into mama scary lady's good graces. We can only hope.

After that, Spencer pulls up and meets Heidi in the back alley of the Bolthouse offices. Heidi gets in the car and that rat bastard Spencer gives her this whole "Well hello dear! What is with the whole serious aura?" line. Dumb f*ck. You can tell Spencer is thinking that Heidi is upset about the whole Audrina situation and that all he has to do is Rico Suave his way out of it. Little did he know that Heidi was about to set off a freakin' bomb on his ass. Sitting in the car, Heidi starts to say, "well I've been feeling really sick and really nauseous and I've never really felt like this before, so I'm just kind of worried..." Suddenly, and in the best moment yet of season 2, every last bit of color drains from Spencer's face and his smarmy wise ass smile also takes a licking. Upon hearing the news that Heidi might be preggers with their boobie, Spencer desperately reaches for his water bottle and starts gulping it down. Instead of telling him right away if she was indeed pregnant or not, Heidi goes into this whole monologue about how she doesn't know how Spencer feels about her, she "gets" that he likes her and blah, blah, blah. I must admit, love that she is now making that bastard Spencer squirm. Spencer then totally lies to Heidi and says some shit like, "I more than like you Heidi..way more" (Translation: "Heidi, I like the cameras and all the tail I'm going to get once this airs and I become a reality star). When Heidi asks him what they would do if she was knocked up, Spencer tells her he can't tell her what to do with her body, but that he is on "Team Heidi." Hey, I thought last week he told Audrina he was on "Team Audrina?" Aside from that, I can't believe a dude is using the whole, tired "team" lingo. Anyway, after that whole drama, Heidi finally tells Spencer that she took a pregnancy test and she's not pregnant. Spencer gets totally pissed off that Heidi just played him in the car and tells her "I'm a little bit irritated that you just had me thinking you were pregnant for a second there" and Heidi more or less says, "tough shit buddy, that is how I've been feeling the past couple days .. now it was your chance to be scared!" After that, the two of them get into some lame ass, kissy, kissy conversation and suddenly, all is good between them. Heidi ends up going back to work and Spencer drives off to change his underwear.

"Woo! Lauren! No boobie on the way!"

The next morning Heidi and Lauren are in the kitchen drinking tea and Heidi tells Lauren, "I have a brilliant idea. I think you should go out on a date with Spencer's friend Brody Jenner!" Lauren then shoots back, "Heidi!!! He's been touched by Kristin, he's like tainted!!!" Badum-bum! Heidi goes on to tell Lauren that Brody had been asking about her and even told her he "had a little crush on her." So Lauren, not wanting to get anywhere Kristin's "taint," tells Heidi that she will take a raincheck on Mr. Jenner. Unfortunately, it's too late for that because Heidi gave the dude Lauren's number and told her to expect his call. Whoopdifreakindoo.

Next up, Lauren heads over to Ashley Paige to work the fashion show. The minute she walks in the door, some rude blonde chick (oh! I guess that's Ashley Paige!) points at Lauren and asks, "Do you know how to answer phones???!!" and then tells her to sit her ass down at the desk and "just say studio." THEN, as she is stomping around, Ashley Paige is all bitchy saying, "Interns never know how to answer phones! It's ridiculous!" Then she starts telling Lauren to dig wax out of some freakin' "green money magic candle" from across the street and make it work because they need money. WTF? How about trying this honey, don't be a bitch to the rich intern that could buy your stupid ass clothes and give you more money?? Seriously, I'm totally turned off by this Ashley Paige and will never buy her stuff after seeing this--and trust me, I like to shop. As poor Lauren is struggling to get the magic candle lit, Ashley Paige is running around ranting and yelling at the models lying on the couch, "Models are relaxing??! Oh, it must be nice, being so gorgeous you don't have to work! Us ugly people gotta bust our ass!!" Um, that's right honey. Miraculously, Lauren gets the magic candle lit and is now in Ashley's good graces. Good Lord, and all along I thought scary lady was bad.

After that, we have the pleasure of seeing Spencer call up Audrina and say to her that she's "his favorite person in the world." When he tries to get Audrina to go to dinner with him, girlfriend finally tells him she doesn't want to hang out with him because of the "beef" with Heidi. When Spencer tries to feed Audrina more of his BS on why Heidi is wrong and Audrina is right, Audrina is just like, "laters dude!" and hangs up on his sorry ass. Right on Audrina.

Back to the fashion show, Ashley Paige is still running around yelling like a madwoman. In between getting orders barked at her, Lauren's phone rings and it's the Prince of Malibu, Kristin Cavallari's hand me downs, Mr. Brody Jenner. Why Lauren answered her phone in the middle of all this fashion chaos is beyond me, but I doubt Ashley would be pleased. Lauren, knee deep in guarding a magic flower umbrella for Ashley tells Brody that she is too busy to talk and so Brody says he'll just stalk, I mean talk to her later. These two are riveting I tell ya. Thankfully, and I'm sure to the magic green candle, the Ashley Paige fashion show goes off without a hitch. Ashley Paige must have come out of her "fashion show cloud" and realized that this whole time cameras were filming her because she all of a sudden she starts kissing Lauren's ass telling her what a great job she did and that she wants to "steal her away from Lisa." Yeah, no one can clean a candle wick like L.C.

Next, Heidi and Lauren are back at their apartment and Lauren's cell phone rings. Heidi runs to answer it and when she sees it's Brody calling again, she answers the phone saying, "Heidi's dating service!" Ugh. Lame. She then proceeds to giggle and tell Brody she is trying to "hook him up." Yeah, maybe hook him up, but she doesn't seem to mind she's pushing Kristin Cavallari's leftover, tainted love on Lauren. Lauren is finally able to get the phone away from Heidi and she and Brody make a date for the following night. Oh I can hardly wait.

Later over at Teen Vogue, scary lady calls Lauren into her office and praises her for the wonderful work she did on the Ashley Paige fashion show. Apparently Ashley told scary lady that she was very pleased with Lauren's work and so now, Lauren is back in scary lady's good graces. Thank heavens for small miracles.

Now that Lauren is off of the shit list at Teen Vogue, she is all set to get ready for her date with the Prince of Malibu. We learn that this is her very first date since her break-up with Jason. I will say, even though he has already been used up by Kristin, the fact alone that Brody can say more than "ugh, duh, wha, huh?" scores him big points over Jason. Let's just hope he's not a cokehead. The kids end up going to dinner and of course, Brody and Lauren are all cutesy, first date flirty together. A little bit of first date weirdness also occurs when the two spend an uncomfortable amount of time arguing back and forth on whether or not Lauren's smile is pretty or creepy. The date rest of the date seems to go well and the episode concludes with Brody driving Lauren home, kissing her on the hand and hugging her goodnight. Unlike Spencer, dude totally did not try to git sum.


Here goes Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum again with the unveiling of their latest creepy wax creation: David & Victoria Beckham draped in the American flag. Although they still creep me the hell out, I am becoming more and more fascinated with these crazy wax statues and the scenarious Madame Tussaud's displays them in. The G-Dub wax statue in the background holding the "Welcome to America" sign? Priceless.
Source: ONTD


Word came out last week that Jennifer Aniston is planning on appearing as a guest on best buddy Courtney Cox's new TV drama, Dirt. Aniston reportedly will play a rival tabloid editor on Dirt's season finale, airing March 27. A lot of people will be happy to hear that she is also going to go against type and play something she's never played before: a lesbian. Get ready to hear and see a lot of promotion about this upcoming episode because's Ausiello Report has the exclusive news that Cox and Aniston are going to work the whole lesbian angle and, you guessed it, share an on-screen kiss. Okay, yeah, the whole "lets be lesbians and kiss on television!" angle is kind of tired ... been there, dont that with other shows, but I also think it will be kind of funny. Considering these girls are best friends in real life and that millions of men around the country would have loved to have seen that go down between Rachel and Monica when Friends was still around, I do not doubt that a little Cox-Aniston loving will bring in Dirt's highest ratings yet. Pucker up ladies!



Ugh. This has been all over the entertainment shows tonight and it's so incredibly annoying. Lindsay Lohan left rehab over the weekend to attend an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting and of course, was mobbed by the paparazzi when she left the meeting. The rehab place where she is staying reportedly allows patients to attend outside meetings, but my question is, now that she is in rehab and hopefully getting the help she desperately needs, not to mention finally being able to find some quiet moments where she can sort out her messed up life, why the hell would she want to leave to go attend an outside meeting? Oh...wait, that's right...there are no paparazzi inside rehab and dare a week go by where Lohan doesn't have chaos surrounding her that will lead to her picture plastered all over the tabloids!

Whatever. I've said it before, the thing that pisses me off so much about this is that Lohan knows the paparazzi are not going to change. As you can see from the disgusting video, now that Lohan is in rehab, they are going to hound her more than ever if she walks out of those rehab doors and she knows that. Aside from Lohan, there are also "normal folk" attending these AA meetings and trying to get help for their addictions. They didn't ask to have her freakin' chaos disrupt their lives, let alone, have their privacy invaded by the photographers that hound her when she attends these meetings. Unfortunately, I bet the majority of the people at these meetings do not have the luxury to be able to check into a fancy ass rehab center that costs thousands of dollars a night like Lohan does, and the AA meetings could be all they've got. No matter what she believes from all the tabloid coverage, Lohan needs to learn that the world does not revolve around her circus life and not everyone wants to join in on her reindeer games. Yuck.

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I just came across this new ad for Jessica Simpson's line of handbags and shoes. I can't get over how damn cute her dog Daisy is! Even though she does look pretty, they should have tossed Jessica's spread eagle look and just had a shot of only Daisy hanging out in the purse. Sugar, cross those legs please!


Following the celebrity trend of getting pregnant before you get married, Star Magazine has learned that one of my favorite girls, actress Keri Russell (Felicity), is joining the mommy club. This will be the first child for Keri and her fiance Shane Deary. Although the couple has reportedly been dating for a couple years, Star reports that as of now, no wedding date has been set. Let's hope that the bun in Keri's oven changes that! Congrat's Keri!



Madame Tussauds in Las Vegas has honored Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell with their very own wax statues. It is for a new interactive American Idol attraction where people can get up on a stage and sing for the wax figures and then get their very own feedback or some crazy mess like that. Okay, first off, although Simon looks better than Ryan, these wax statues are totally creepy ass and both Seacrest and Cowell should sue. Aside from looking like the two of them just came out from sweating in a sauna, Seacrest looks like he has an uneven Mystic Tan with goggle marks and Cowell just looks oddly bruised. I would have loved to to have seen a wax statue of Paula Abdul passed out on the judges table with some spilled pills and a bottle of Jack by her side, but sadly, no such luck. I will admit, even though the statues totally creep me out, if I was in Vegas right now I would be all over that damn thing taking pictures and doing some horrible karaoke for the waxy boys.
Read the official press release HERE
Photo via Defamer.



Us Weekly is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab. She reportedly checked into a "luxe rehab facility" called Wonderland Center in Los Angeles Wednesday afternoon. Through her publicist, Lohan released the following statement to Us:

"I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health." "I appreciate your well-wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."

Meh. We'll see ...

Sorry, but I am already so sick of her, let alone have no respect left for the girl, that I could really give a rat's ass!

Source: US Weekly


This week's issue of the National Enquirer is smoking with exclusive details inside Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes's marriage! Seriously, is this brilliant cover frameable or what?!

Katie Holmes is so far under Tom Cruise’s control that insiders are calling her a “Stepford Wife.” The new issue of the National Enquirer has exclusive details from inside the bizarre marriage of Katie and Tom.
Tom has taken over almost every aspect of Katie’s life, even approving her clothing and friends. “Tom doesn’t want Katie wearing anything flashy – and nothing too revealing either,” one insider says. Others point out a dramatic change in Katie, from a free-spirited, independent person to a meek and submissive one, caught in Tom’s world with few friends, no career and no way out. Insiders point out that Katie even limits her phone calls to 15 minutes.
More details of this explosive cover story in the new issue of The ENQUIRER.
Source and cover provided by the National Enquirer.


A ridiculous story has come out via In Touch Weekly on Britney Spears. They are claiming that she might be pregnant again. Hey, maybe it’s true, but I have never had much faith in In Touch, so for now, I will laugh at the thought. I mean c’mon! We haven’t even seen baby Jayden yet! Sources reportedly told the mag that contrary to what everyone thinks, Britney has been skipping the booze of late and has the same “sparkle in her eye” that she did the first two times she was pregnant. Plus, there is that paparazzi website that has those pictures of her supposidly throwing up peanut butter all over her new boyfriend. Um, okay. For some reason, as much as we know Britney loves the “little ones,” I don’t think if she got knocked up right now she would have a sparkle in her eye. Unfortunately, the source does not reveal any idea about who the alleged proud papa might be. Could Federline have done it again with his magic sperm? Could it be her quick hook-up with JT Rotem or that new model Isaac what’s-his-name she’s been hanging around with of late? Only time will tell if this tale is true, but one thing is for sure, let’s hope that if Britney is pregnant again, it doesn’t turn into another paternity test nightmare ala Anna Nicole Smith!
UPDATE: Not surprisingly, Britney's people are calling In Touch's claim that she is pregnant "absurd." Read all about it HERE.



Oh here we go again with the return of The Hills on MTV and you know what that means, recaps! recaps! recaps! Things have been a bit busy lately, but I will try to do my best to get them posted within a day or two from the first airing. And we're off!

The Hills ended last season, we were left with Lauren making the stupidest decision of her life by turning down an internship opportunity with Teen Vogue in Paris, just so she could stay in Los Angeles and live at the beach with her deadbeat, meathead boyfriend Jason. Tonight's episode begins with the aftermath of Lauren's decision and where the rest of the girl's lives have taken them. Lauren narrates her little recap where we learn that Heidi has been promoted at Bolthouse and now has the illustrious job of "working the door" at the Los Angeles club "Area." Dare to dream girls, dare to dream. Holding a clipboard and marking names off at the entrance to a club could be your dream career too if you just try hard enough like Heidi. Plus, she now gets to wear an ear piece. Audrina has also apparently moved up in the ranks, and we learn she has landed herself a new receptionist job, this time at Epic records. Fancy. If that wasn't enough, she is also dating Heidi's new boyfriend Spencer, who, in my opinion didn't look that hot so I don't know how he landed both these girls. Anyway, it's now war between Heidi and Audrina. Oh goody. As for Lauren, we find out that the "dream summer" with Jason in Malibu didn't end up being so dreamy and they ended up breaking up.

So the episode begins with Lauren pulling up to Jason's place in the shiniest, hottest black convertible Mercedes Benz. Lauren is dumping off the remainder of Jason's things from when they lived together and just take a guess what the first thing that comes out of that schmucks mouth when he sees Lauren is? "
Damn! Golf clubs!" Oh God how I hate him. Lauren on the other hand is in tears over delivering Jason's belongings back to him in a trash bag. Jason, the sensitive guy that he is, pulls Lauren to him as her face is smudged with mascara and asks her, "are you still going to be my buddy?" F*cker. Lauren has now joined the ranks of millions of other girls that have had a guy break their heart, but then have them so generously pony up an offer to be "buddies." Ugh. Lauren then tells Jason she can't be "normal buddies" with him, because it's just too hard to see him. Jason, still a stupid meathead, doesn't understand why Lauren feels this way and lets her drive off in tears. Sure, Lauren may be heartbroken, but damn, Jason is stoked cuz he's got his golfclubs back!

Next scene is at Bolthouse where the staff is having a meeting about some upcoming party at Area. Forget the fact that, wee! Heidi now gets to "work the door!" I am more thrown by Brent Bolthouse's new hairdo. Let's just say, dude now has some flat bangs and I don't like it. Then we see Audrina at Epic trying to call Heidi on her cell phone. When Heidi sees it's Audrina calling, she puts the call straight to voicemail. Ooooh, so harsh. Audrina leaves her a message saying she doesn't know what is going on and asks if Heidi is mad at her, blah, blah, blah. Gosh these two are still as boring as wood.

Now we see Lauren hopping into Teen Vogue after a long summer off. She meets up at her desk with the fabulous Whitney and they start to compare notes about their summer vacations. Whitney tells Lauren how she went to Paris and got to see all these fancy ass couture dresses and even holds up the photoshoot in Teen Vogue that she worked on. Then, slick little wide eyed Whitney asks Lauren, "And how was
your summer? Did you end up getting that beach house?" Heh, heh. God, how I love Whitney. The girls then get summoned to scary lady Lisa Love's office where she asks them each how their summers were. Whitney glows while telling scary lady how fabulous everything was in Paris, how she got to go to Coco Chanel's apartment, etc. etc., while Lauren sinks in her chair dreading the possibility of having to tell the Jason break-up story again. Scary lady then tells Whitney she might have a chance to do another Paris internship next summer. Whitney is all smiles. Then, scary lady, in her finest moment on The Hills yet, lets out a doozie and says, "Lauren didn't go to Paris. She's always going to be known as the girl who didn't go to Paris. Do you regret that decision?" Lauren is speechless and shakes her head "yes" while holding back tears. Then, when you think it couldn't get worse, scary lady rips open Lauren's wound even deeper, pours a shit load of salt in it and asks, "How was your summer at the beach with your boyfriend? Did that work out for you?" What. A. Bitch. Lauren was so shocked, she couldn't even respond to the question. She just stared at scary lady and shook her head "no." Okay, you know that scene was totally set up by the producers and scary lady against Lauren and personally, I just think it was mean and uncalled for.

Later at the apartment, Heidi and Lauren are talking and Lauren is crying about all the Paris and Jason talk. She tells Heidi she broke up with Jason because she was sick of crying every day over him and now she crying because she is sad he is not there to make her stop crying. Lauren is a complete wreck and feels like she lost her best friend. Yeah, yeah, you know how us girls have an amazing talent to turn shitty things around like that.

Next, we see Heidi on a date with her new boyfriend Spennnnncer at Don Antonios Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles. They start talking about Audrina and Heidi tells him how Audrina was talking around town about how she was hanging out with Heidi's man and that is why Heidi is mad at her. When Heidi asks Spencer if it's true, he denies any wrong doing and calls Audrina a "friend bud." Then he
whistles and twirls his finger next to his ear like she was crazy. Then they show the two of them walking into Spennnnncer's apartment where he asks Heidi if she is going to spend the night. She is also carrying what looks to be two of those plastic wrapped roses you buy from those street vendors. Ugh, I can already tell that the guy is a total sleezeball.

Oh and what do you know? The next day shows Audrina and Spennnnncer having yogurt together at Pinkberry (sidenote: If you haven't ever been to Pinkberry, you must go and get a green tea frozen yogurt with pomegranate seeds. Delicious). As they sit down, we see that Audrina is
also holding two street vendor roses and telling the sleezeball how pretty they are. When Audrina tells him that Heidi is mad at her, he tells her he can't understand why Heidi is mad and then tells Audrina he will "be her team member" THEN, when you thought this guy couldn't be more of a sleezeball pig, he asks Audrina if wants to go to Don Antonois that night (where he just took Heidi) and then cruise on over to Area (reminder: That is where Heidi will be working the door).

That night at Area we see Lauren lounging on the couch with that friend Jen from Laguna Beach who always had the two toned looking face that didn't match her body. As the chicks are lying on a couch and Lauren is slurping her sorrows away with a drink, Jen points out freakin' Brody Jenner to Lauren and tells her how she thinks he's cute. Let's not forget that Brody Jenner was the ex boyfriend of Lauren's former Laguna Beach rival Kristin Cavallari. Blah, blah, blah. Then, in the scene of all scenes, that sleeze Spencer walks up to Heidi at the entrance of Area with Audrina and Heidi is just completely stunned. She manages to give him a hug, ignoring Audrina, but still lets them in the door. Damn, after that, why didn't she just tell him he wasn't on the list?? Then, when Heidi confronts Spencer inside the club, he swears on "his mother's life" that he did not come up to the club with Audrina. Huh, I hope mama had a nice funeral. Honestly, after watching this douchbag, Jason is starting to look like an angel. I hope after this episode aired, Heidi and Audrina hunted Spencer down and hung him up by his balls.

The next day at Bolthouse, Heidi tells her co-worker about the night before and how things are soooo over with Spencer because he showed up at Area with Audrina. She then says she needs to go home because she has been feeling dizzy and nauseous the past couple days. Uh oh. Next thing you know, Heidi goes to a drugstore and picks up a pregnancy test and of course, not to let Audrina steal her thunder, she lets the cameras capture all of this.

Is Heidi pregnant? Will Lauren and Brody Jenner hit it off? Will Audrina & Heidi ever be friends again? Will Spencer ever get what's coming to him? And most importantly, will Brent Bolthouse change that horrible haircut? Find out all of that and more this season on
The Hills!


Us Weekly is reporting that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have packed up the family and moved to New Orleans. Angie told Us, "The kids are going to go to school there. We're really looking forward to it.” They also claim that the couple bought a house in The French Quarter and that Angie is looking forward to befriending "normal moms" (as opposed to?) so she can do things with her two adopted kids and the blob. The couple reportedly feels it's important to be in New Orleans right now because they want to raise awareness for the region after the devastation caused by hurricane Katrina. A source told Us that Brad and Angie plan on being heavily involved humanitarian work while living in New Orleans. Awesome. Let's hope they give a huge chunk of their charity money to help the people in need over there.
Source: Us Weekly


Golden Globes, Shmolden Globes! Can we please talk about the two day, 4 hour season premiere of 24?? Abso-f'ing-lutely incredible. Only Jack Bauer can spend 2 years not speaking while being tortured in a Chinese prison, only to be released with a long ass beard, looking close to death, and then only needs a shower, shave and a haircut to look hot again. And thank God for that. If I'm going to be watching Jack all season long, you bet I want him looking fresh in one of his form fitting, muscle enhancing long sleeve shirts with a crisp haircut and no facial hair. So much happened over the two day premiere, but right now, aside from talking about Jack's quick transformation from stinky to ha-ha-ha-hot, I can only focus on the shocker that happened at the end of the fourth hour. If you haven't watched it yet, you better stop reading cuz the biggest spoiler of them all is coming.
Just when you thought you knew this show a little and possibly wondered what more they could do to make you fall off your couch in shock, 24 goes and pulls some crazy shit like having Jack kill our dear Curtis in order to save the life of a terrorist. Oh excuse me, a "former" terrorist who now "denounces" terrorism. Oh sweet Lord. Yeah, that guy Assad may know secrets that can lead CTU to stopping nuclear bombs from going off across the country and maybe Curtis was this close to capping his ass, but did Jack really have to shoot him in the neck of all places and kill him? Why not just maim him for a while? After all, Curtis did have a really good reason for wanting to kill Assad. He did decapitate Curtis's fellow soldiers in Dessert Storm or something like that. I'm bummed. I teared up. I can't get the look in Curtis's eyes out of my head when he realized he was about to die at any second because his boy Jack shot him. It was hard last season when we lost President Palmer. It was hard when we lost Tony. We will never forget dear Edgar. And again last night with the demise of Curtis, through all these shocking 24 deaths I keep yelling, "Why?! Why?! don't you just kill Audrey instead??" but apparently, no one is listening. Or maybe, It's just that the peeps at 24 know that we wouldn't really care if they killed off Audrey, so that is why they keep her boring ass around and torture is by killing off the people we love. And with that, Curtis is dead and just when you thought day six couldn't get worse, a "mini nuclear device" gets detonated in Los Angeles. As hard as it is to watch at times, those unexpected, gut wrenching twists are what keep us coming back for more and more 24. Let's hear it for what looks to be another great season!
Bonus: For anyone that missed the two day season premiere of 24, FOX has put out a DVD of it available for purchase in stores today!



Here we go again. Paula Abdul gets a little kooky and wild promoting the upcoming season of American Idol. Is everyone excited for it to start up again next week? Enjoy and thanks to the kid who captured this and put it on YouTube!


and can't help but make you smile.



"It has always been our preference not to comment on the status of our relationship, but, out of respect for the time we've spent together, we feel compelled to do so now, in light of recent speculation and the number of inaccurate stories that are being reported by the media. We have, in fact, ended our romantic relationship, and have done so mutually and as friends, with continued love and respect for one another."


The lovely Heather Locklear (45), is on the cover of February's SHAPE magazine and looks stunning as always (damn her!). The issue features her top 10 rules for healthy living. Here are a few of them:

Heather’s Rule #2: Work out even when you don’t feel like it!
“There are times when I feel lazy and just want to staying bed all day…but I know that working out is the best way to get those endorphins going, which will make me feel better, which will make me feel better emotionally and physically.”

“To help me stay positive at 7 a.m. while I’m putting on my gym clothes, I say things like, ‘Oh lunges! I love lunges! Let’s do another set!’”

Heather’s Rule #3: Listen to your kids
“Ava’s a great eater. (Heather’s daughter) She only eat things like fruits and vegetable and sushi – no junk food…It’s ironic because I want to set a good example for her with my eating habits, and she’s the one who’s helping me!”

Heather’s Rule #5: Keep your friends closer
“It’s my girlfriends who lift me up when I need it the most.”

Heather’s Rule #7: Take time to pamper yourself
“I’ve learned it’s really important to make time for me.”

Heather’s Rule #9: Dance on tables! (Advice from her mother)
“Neither of us remembers why she said it, but the message was to enjoy life and have fun. And boy, did I have fun! My priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. I still want to have fun, but now that philosophy translates to good health, good friends, good food, and good roles.”

Heather’s Rule #10: Always be grateful for what you have
Heather has been through some difficult times – her separation with Richie last year – she refuses to let it get her down.
“This is my second chapter. It’s my chance to focus on Ava, on myself and on what I want to do. The thing I’ve learned in my 40s is that when you look out your window, you have to look past the windowsills. There is life beyond my little home.”


"Every night when I walk by my mirror I just stare at my belly and I'm so impressed by it."

"She looks so sexy naked."




This week's issue of Us Weekly is all about the possible new romance between Justin Timberlake and Scarlett Johansson. I just love how Us has to make a scandalous twist of it all and call it a "revenge romance." Whatever. Who wouldn't want to go out with Scarlett Johansson? She's a hot bitch! She makes good movies and doesn't run around town showing her snatch to everyone like the rest of young Hollywood. Plus, I can't wait to check out Justin's new video for "What Goes Around," which Scarlett is starring in, cuz I just can't get enough of that tune. Basically, the magazine claims that Cameron Diaz got all pissy when Justin asked Scarlett to be in his video, yadda, yadda, yadda and then they broke up. Yeah, I'm sure that's what really happened.

One thing I was kind of bummed to see in this week's Us Weekly is the report that Drew Barrymore and Fabrizio Moretti have broken up. Yeah, I know we've heard this story before, and to be honest, I've never been totally interested in this couple. But the thing is, I like Drew and she always seems to have such an awesome, positive attitude about everything, so she deserves to be happy. But fear not, there still could be hope for these two because according to Us Weekly, breaking up and getting back together seems to be a pattern with these two crazy kids!
Source: Us Weekly


Yvonne De Carlo, who I will fondly remember as the actress who played the fabulous role of Lily Munster on the television show The Munsters has died. She was 84. De Carlo died Monday of natural causes at the Motion Picture & Television home in Woodland Hills, CA.

Damn. Back in the day, I just loved The Munsters.
Source: AP


Cover photo compliments of The National Enquirer.


Will this ever end? After Donald Trump sent off a really mean letter yesterday to Rosie O'Donnell where he trashed both Rosie and Barbara Walters, the women came out swinging against him on today's The View. Yeah, Barbara very well may be trying to save her ass right now, but let's hope this is the last of the oh so tired "feud" (although I will admit, as tiring as Trump is, I like it when the View chicks strike back!).
Drudge Report just printed the following transcript of some of the conversation that went on between Rosie and Barbara this morning:

Rosie: Well -- he's at it again. [laughter] How about that Barbara? You OK?
Walters: I'm OK, darling. You OK?
Rosie: I'm OK, too. We both OK? What can you say about that guy?
Walters: That poor, pathetic man.
Rosie: Yes! [cheers and applause] Sister-friend, give me a high-five! [cheers and applause]
Walters: He just can't let go. But we're moving on.
Rosie: The man is obsessed with me. And I'm happy to say, his show tanked. [cheers and applause]
Sorry Donald ... take it as a lesson ...when you try to bully strong women, they'll just come back and laugh at your ass.
Source / Screen Shot: Drudge Report
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Ugh! is reporting that 19 year old actress Evan Rachel Wood is reportedly dating Marilyn Manson (38). For those of you who don't know who Evan Rachel Wood is, she is an awesome actress who starred in the television show Once and Again a few years back and has also done a bunch of movies. A source told People that Wood and Manson's relationship was a factor in Von Teese filing for divorce Dec. 29th. Wood and Manson reportedly met when he asked her to be in his upcoming horror film, Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll. Manson has also painted a watercolor of Wood which was shown at the Halloween '06 opening of his Hollywood art gallery. According to his website, Manson's other artwork, which I have to admit is pretty cool, includes a painting of Jon-Benet Ramsey and a piece depicting a nude Adolf Hitler with breasts and a drooping penis. Sweet.

Okay, so I am like tottttally freaked out by this pair. I have always been a fan of Evan Rachel Wood, but I am def not a fan of these two as a couple. Oh Evan Rachel! Guess appearances can be deceiving about whose got a little freak a deek deek in 'em. Plus, what kind of perv is Manson for dating a 19 year old? I know, stupid question. Weirdest. Couple. Ever.


LaToya Jackson is part of the cast on the new celebrity cop show called Armed & Famous, premiering Wednesday on CBS. Check out this clip where LaToya "roughs up" her fellow castmates after learning from the police how to use "soft open hand techniques" for subduing criminals. I know she has always had a bad nose and I don't like to be mean, but it really does look like she can attach it on during the day and unscrew it at night. Yes! This show looks rad!


Oh no! Even though it appeared to be a love fest yesterday upon Rosie O’Donnell’s return to The View, Page Six is reporting there may have been a little blow up in the dressing room before the ladies went on air. Sources are claiming that O’Donnell, who was sitting in the hair and makeup chair, went off on Barbara Walters when the show’s matriarch walked into the room and attempted to give O’Donnell a welcome back hug. Although Walter’s came to O’Donnell’s defense against Donald Trump in a statement she made on The View last week, I guess what she said was not good enough for O’Donnell. According to Page Six, O’Donnell was not pleased that Walters did not come out and say point blank that Donald Trump was a stinking ass liar.

Page Six Reports:

Both "View" producer Bill Geddie and Walters tried to calm O'Donnell. Walters told her, "I did everything I could to squash the story" - prompting Rosie to scream, "You didn't call me for 10 goddamn days, and you didn't tell me what you were going to say on television!"

After O'Donnell's outburst at Walters yesterday, Geddie jumped in and told her, "You've crossed the line." O'Donnell retorted, "Cameras are now outside of my house where my wife and kids are." She turned to Walters and said, "You went all around this and never called [Trump] a liar. You never said, 'Donald is lying.' You never called him a liar."

When Walters tried to defend herself, O'Donnell erupted, "Are you looking me in the face and denying you didn't tell him you didn't say this? You're a [bleeping] liar."

Oooooh, c’mon now Rosie, please don’t use the F word at dear Barbara Walters. I guess Rosie does have a point though. Trump was flapping his loose lips for the past couple weeks saying over and over how Barbara "hated" Rosie and did not want her on the show. Even though Walters was on vacation when this first erupted, if she would have come out immediately (instead of waiting until she returned to The View) and made a statement to the press about Trump's statements being false, all of this may have ended sooner. Plus, Trump may have shut the hell up, not wanting to go up against Barbara Walters, but instead we were subjected to his tired “Rosie is a fat pig” yapping on every talk show known to man. Let's hope this all dies down soon, I don't like to hear rumors about my girls fighting.
Source: Page Six
UPDATE: In an obvious attempt to add fuel to the fire (not to mention, try to get some ratings for the The Apprentice which BOMBED on its season premiere), TMZ reports that Donald Trump fired off a mean spirited letter to Rosie O'Donnell today, attacking her and Barbara Walters. Amid his insults, the only thing Trump left out was a sign off of "neener, neener, neener!" UGH! Get over it buddy! Read the letter HERE.