Tabloid Whore!



A ridiculous story has come out via In Touch Weekly on Britney Spears. They are claiming that she might be pregnant again. Hey, maybe it’s true, but I have never had much faith in In Touch, so for now, I will laugh at the thought. I mean c’mon! We haven’t even seen baby Jayden yet! Sources reportedly told the mag that contrary to what everyone thinks, Britney has been skipping the booze of late and has the same “sparkle in her eye” that she did the first two times she was pregnant. Plus, there is that paparazzi website that has those pictures of her supposidly throwing up peanut butter all over her new boyfriend. Um, okay. For some reason, as much as we know Britney loves the “little ones,” I don’t think if she got knocked up right now she would have a sparkle in her eye. Unfortunately, the source does not reveal any idea about who the alleged proud papa might be. Could Federline have done it again with his magic sperm? Could it be her quick hook-up with JT Rotem or that new model Isaac what’s-his-name she’s been hanging around with of late? Only time will tell if this tale is true, but one thing is for sure, let’s hope that if Britney is pregnant again, it doesn’t turn into another paternity test nightmare ala Anna Nicole Smith!
UPDATE: Not surprisingly, Britney's people are calling In Touch's claim that she is pregnant "absurd." Read all about it HERE.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, In Touch, which way is it....

Is she collapsing in a booz and drug fueled frenzy?

Or is she pressers and abstaining?

You cannot have it both ways.....

Make up your mind which direction you are going in...

10:22 AM, January 17, 2007  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

first of all, jayden isn't even 6 months old which is usually when a woman would get pregnant after having a child. most women don't even start menstruating right away, especially if they are breastfeeding. i just think these magazines need to know what actually happens to a woman's body after giving birth before they start making stupid, unscientific rumors about her. fucking retarded

1:23 PM, January 17, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, wouldn't that be funny???

3:52 PM, January 17, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Get in mah belly,
It IS possible to get pregnant immediately and I've known people to have it happen. Maybe YOU should do some research. Although the magazine is probably full of phooey, it most certainly IS possible.

6:06 PM, January 17, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can for sure get prego right away--
my girlfriend got knocked up again and she has a four month old. Sex+ovulation=baby. That's all you need.

7:59 PM, January 17, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't she get preg with Jayden only 4/5 months after having Sean? Yes, she did.

7:57 AM, January 18, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who fuckin' cares?

3:59 PM, January 18, 2007  
Anonymous overpaid shallow celebrity dresser said...

Britney has worn out her welcome. If she really wanted to be left alone, she would give up the ridiculous ho outfits and raise those kids back home in Louisiana or Kentucky or wherever it is she has kin folk.

6:12 PM, January 18, 2007  
Anonymous BobBarker said...

Please contribute to your local SPCA;

Society for the
Prevention of
Children of the

have this brainless b1tch spayed before she mates again!!!

ps...personal to gimb; lactation is not a birth control method...only the fucking retarded still believe it is.

10:38 PM, January 18, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have said it right from the beginning that this girl is very immature, chomping on gobs of gum like a 7 year old, baby talking voice and making God horrible decisions in her personal life ! If she is preganant again, than I've been right, from the beginning..she just simply is not mature enough to be making adult decisions. Obviously, it will be a toss up on who the father is !!!

6:56 AM, January 21, 2007  
Anonymous WTF said...

How can she be breastfeeding?? Wouldn't she have to be in the city as the kid??

My money is on Brandon Davis as baby's daddy.

12:04 PM, January 21, 2007  
Anonymous overpaid shallow celebrity dresser said...

Paris Hilton's finger could possibly be the father.

7:27 PM, January 21, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This trailer rocking, lip syncing, redneck bitch needs to fucking jump off a bridge alread and stop taking up space in our tabloidwhore's blog.

10:15 PM, January 22, 2007  
Anonymous oscd said...

After giving Britney the benefit of the doubt for many years, it's clear she doesn't have much to offer. No brains, no self control and now, no desire to be a decent Hollywood mom. Getting nannies is okay, getting trashed nightly is not...

When some guy yanked her website, that was the only thing that got through to her.

11:27 AM, January 23, 2007  

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