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1.18.2007

TRY NOT TO HAVE NIGHTMARES: RYAN AND SIMON MADE OF WAX.

Madame Tussauds in Las Vegas has honored Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell with their very own wax statues. It is for a new interactive American Idol attraction where people can get up on a stage and sing for the wax figures and then get their very own feedback or some crazy mess like that. Okay, first off, although Simon looks better than Ryan, these wax statues are totally creepy ass and both Seacrest and Cowell should sue. Aside from looking like the two of them just came out from sweating in a sauna, Seacrest looks like he has an uneven Mystic Tan with goggle marks and Cowell just looks oddly bruised. I would have loved to to have seen a wax statue of Paula Abdul passed out on the judges table with some spilled pills and a bottle of Jack by her side, but sadly, no such luck. I will admit, even though the statues totally creep me out, if I was in Vegas right now I would be all over that damn thing taking pictures and doing some horrible karaoke for the waxy boys.
Read the official press release HERE
Photo via Defamer.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

AAAAAAAAAACK!

8:20 AM, January 19, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of a drunk Paula, did you hear Rosie slam her on The View yesterday? You should check You Tube and find it...good stuff.

8:33 AM, January 19, 2007  
Anonymous overpaid shallow celebrity dresser said...

Thanks for the best laugh all week! Classic...

" Aside from looking like the two of them just came out from sweating in a sauna, Seacrest looks like he has an uneven Mystic Tan with goggle marks and Cowell just looks oddly bruised. "

1:43 PM, January 19, 2007  
Anonymous vermont neighbor said...

I want to stick a wick in Ryan's head and light that thing up.

4:53 PM, January 19, 2007  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

did simon's mom just give birth to him? he is so fucking bruised!

11:35 PM, January 21, 2007  
Anonymous oscd said...

where are paula and randy??? no wax heads for them?

10:14 AM, January 22, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seacrest is a queer. Just come out please.

10:13 PM, January 22, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seacrest, out!
of the closet
NOW


One..... two.... two and a half... two and three quarters...... din't make me do it!

10:07 AM, January 25, 2007  

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