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1.17.2007

THIS WEEK IN THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER: KATIE HOLMES, STEPFORD WIFE!!


This week's issue of the National Enquirer is smoking with exclusive details inside Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes's marriage! Seriously, is this brilliant cover frameable or what?!

Katie Holmes is so far under Tom Cruise’s control that insiders are calling her a “Stepford Wife.” The new issue of the National Enquirer has exclusive details from inside the bizarre marriage of Katie and Tom.
Tom has taken over almost every aspect of Katie’s life, even approving her clothing and friends. “Tom doesn’t want Katie wearing anything flashy – and nothing too revealing either,” one insider says. Others point out a dramatic change in Katie, from a free-spirited, independent person to a meek and submissive one, caught in Tom’s world with few friends, no career and no way out. Insiders point out that Katie even limits her phone calls to 15 minutes.
More details of this explosive cover story in the new issue of The ENQUIRER.
Source and cover provided by the National Enquirer.

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

She sold her soul to the devil.

Now she is hiding from all of the aliens in volcanoes.....

And her daughter is the Princess of Darkness.

10:20 AM, January 17, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's going to have a hard time finding sympathy(don't look here)

6:17 PM, January 17, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And a psychiatrist is out of the question...

11:46 AM, January 18, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:20 a-ha-ha-ha-ha! Princess of Darkness! LMAO!

3:57 PM, January 18, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if she still looks at that poster of Tom the same way she used to. Ahh, she's probably burned it by now...

11:49 AM, January 19, 2007  
Anonymous overpaid shallow celebrity dresser said...

Poor Katie...

I had a few pix of Jack Nicholson back in the day. Maybe this is what happens when you marry someone off your bedroom wall.

1:50 PM, January 19, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't worry folks, psycho-tom will get bored, find some young co-star & kick katie to the side, give it a few years.

5:47 AM, January 20, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

want to see what they believe in?

check it

www.operationclambake.com


You can't make that shit up!

4:56 PM, January 22, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.clambake.org/


they changed the link....

5:39 PM, January 22, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares about Katie Holmes. She used to be hot and now she is nasty.

10:14 PM, January 22, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn Tom Cruise and his hatard of everything pure!

9:39 PM, January 24, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Katie is no doubt being kept from the truth. I'm sure any computer she has access to is being censored by scientology just like they did with their own members.
see here:
http://www.shipbrook.com/jeff/CoS/censored.html

Her access to critical literature is probably being restricted and her time with friends being controlled. She is being brainwashed. Once in the cult's grip she'll have a hard time getting out without a support network that is being eroded.

10:58 PM, January 24, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She made her choice and I don't feel sorry for at all.

12:53 PM, January 26, 2007  

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