Tabloid Whore!

1.19.2007

JUST ODD.

I just came across this new ad for Jessica Simpson's line of handbags and shoes. I can't get over how damn cute her dog Daisy is! Even though she does look pretty, they should have tossed Jessica's spread eagle look and just had a shot of only Daisy hanging out in the purse. Sugar, cross those legs please!

27 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

slutty pic. enuff already, jess, get some class, pleeeease!

6:01 AM, January 20, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First it looked she's sitting on poor Daisy.

7:38 AM, January 20, 2007  
Blogger lauritajuanitasanchez said...

Would you like to pet my poopie?

8:09 AM, January 20, 2007  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

lmao. what did they do - warp her picture? she looks like a big dwarf

12:45 PM, January 20, 2007  
Anonymous amy said...

EWWWWW that looks really bad.

1:09 PM, January 20, 2007  
Anonymous me said...

classy!!

2:06 PM, January 20, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this picture is just....WEIRD!! It almost looks fake, look at her hands, they look like little skinny with hands. Bizarre idea for an ad for her handbags!

3:14 PM, January 20, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I'm not so sure about the dog in the crotch thing. But I'm sure Daisy likes it.

3:21 PM, January 20, 2007  
Anonymous blitzpow@hotmail.com said...

Men need to be ware that they need to marry and have children with women who love them and will stay with them after the child is born.

Women in America today want the child, just not the man that comes with them. Why should they, they get rewarded for leaving him and destroying her family.

85% of criminals come from single mother households!!!

Let us empower the families and men, who will raise men to defend you women, from invading men from different countries, were they to invade, from making you women the slave that you always thought you were!!!

4:12 PM, January 20, 2007  
Anonymous amy said...

EWWWWWWW that just looks nasty.

5:14 PM, January 20, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Such a whacked out photo. The proportions are so bizarre. Her wrists and forearms are sooo skinny, and her calves are so short. Her hair looks nice but her body is totally freaky.

9:39 PM, January 20, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is she jealous of Katharine Mcphee???

11:09 PM, January 20, 2007  
Anonymous jen said...

good. god. wrong in so many ways.

papa joe must love it.

10:02 AM, January 21, 2007  
Blogger The_Aitch said...

wierd! Look at the proportion of Jess's head compared to her hands. Realistically her hands should be large enough to cover her face. Look how teeny and slender they are? and her right leg is all jutted out in an odd angle.

Whomever photoshopped this pic in the agency did a TERRIBLE job.

10:14 AM, January 21, 2007  
Anonymous WTF said...

Looks pretty?? No. She looks horrible and Daisy looks like she's begging for someone to save her. Poor dog.

11:53 AM, January 21, 2007  
Anonymous vermont neighbor said...

This has gotta stop...

Joe Simpson needs a real job. Get this guy off the streets of Hollywood before he comes up with another lame idea.

7:13 PM, January 21, 2007  
Anonymous overpaid shallow celebrity dresser said...

Thank god this ad isn't scratch 'n sniff !!!!

7:14 PM, January 21, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's with the boobs? Where are they?

6:14 AM, January 22, 2007  
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10:09 AM, January 22, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL, what's up with 4:12?

12:23 PM, January 22, 2007  
Anonymous chantistar said...

12:23 he followed me in here cuz i put TW's url as my homepage for youtube.com
he's a whack job. you should see what he says about women. he probably thinks jessica simpson should be a housewife.

2:15 PM, January 22, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG she so needs a new team of handlers.

New publicist.
New manager.
New stylist.
New legal advisor.
New dad.
New sister.

You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em
know when to walk away, know when to run....

Run, Jessica, Runnnnnn.....

4:41 PM, January 22, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you know what is the weirdest thing in this picture....the way it was photoshopped...
look at her arms and hands. they are too small for her body.
would someone kindly tell her to close her legs?

5:49 PM, January 22, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

overpaid shallow celebrity dresser LOOLLOLLLll haaa.... she likes little furry things between her legs... gag

5:52 PM, January 22, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude she looks alright here, but she is starting to look like a Tranny. Ashlee is way hotter now. I'd bang her over jess anyday.

10:10 PM, January 22, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The f-ck? If you search the handbag (which isn't even cute), I'm sure there's a tiny note in there from Daisy reading "HELP ME".

7:07 PM, January 24, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love that dress!

12:48 PM, January 28, 2007  

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