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Us Weekly is reporting that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have packed up the family and moved to New Orleans. Angie told Us, "The kids are going to go to school there. We're really looking forward to it.” They also claim that the couple bought a house in The French Quarter and that Angie is looking forward to befriending "normal moms" (as opposed to?) so she can do things with her two adopted kids and the blob. The couple reportedly feels it's important to be in New Orleans right now because they want to raise awareness for the region after the devastation caused by hurricane Katrina. A source told Us that Brad and Angie plan on being heavily involved humanitarian work while living in New Orleans. Awesome. Let's hope they give a huge chunk of their charity money to help the people in need over there.
Source: Us Weekly


Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wonder if they are doing this because of the slack they've been getting about helping out internationally and not domestically...

3:14 PM, January 16, 2007  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

lol @ "the blob"

that was hilarious

4:40 PM, January 16, 2007  
Anonymous Erin said...

Usually, I'm all for stars who do charity work. But for some reasons, this couple seems to be trying too hard to be "good."

Oh, I know, they are trying to cover up the fact that they are cheaters!

4:43 PM, January 16, 2007  
Anonymous Erin said...

Usually, I'm very happy that stars are using their influences for charities. However, this couple seem to be trying toooo hard!

They are probably trying to manage their images to cover up their true identies - CHEATERS!

4:46 PM, January 16, 2007  
Blogger Kea Renee said...

Remind me not to go there anytime in the future. I don't want to be contaminated by them.

4:52 PM, January 16, 2007  
Anonymous amy said...

Hmm, lets see. I'm from New Orleans so I know about where they are living. Will she mix with "normal moms" in her 6 million dollar house? Probably not. Is Maddox going to your run of the mill NO school? Hardly. Will they be protected and shielded from the reality that is NO meaning the highest murder rate and other crimes? You bet your ass. It's like going to live in a tigers cage but being in your own enclosed bullet (or should I say tiger) proof box that is indestructable. They are not seeing and doing real things like they want to be portrayed.

8:05 PM, January 16, 2007  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

i wonder if she will homeschool. does seem like they are overdoing it a bit much. spend some time with the children more

1:26 PM, January 17, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She was downright surly at the Golden Globes.

She was creepy acting --- like she was trying to be super subserviant or something.

And we all know she ain't no subservient chick.

She's strapping it on and giving it to Brad...

I wonder if she cheats on Brad with her brother....

5:19 PM, January 17, 2007  
Anonymous overpaid shallow celebrity dresser said...

amy, that's the update we needed on their new 'hood.

Sounds nice... not really too bad for the kids while they're jetting in and out of France, Canada, the African luxury hotels...

8:11 PM, January 17, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe those kids will know where they live now, instead of thinking their home is a 747

4:01 PM, January 18, 2007  
Anonymous overpaid shallow celebrity dresser said...

Call me crazy...... but I don't think the general population of NOLA is going to fall in love with their wealth and lifestyle. LA folks pander to that kind of thing.

3:23 PM, January 19, 2007  
Anonymous amy said...

Normally I'd say you are right but they have the "We're here to help" banner across their chest (not literally but might as well) and I think people are idiots and believe them. There are thousands of people still living in FEMA trailers because there are not enough contractors to do all the work yet Brad has the brilliant idea to build...what is it, 23?..."environment friendly" apartments down there. Gee, that will help. They may be helping but its on such a small scale yet they praise themselves beyond belief. Can't stand them!

4:10 PM, January 19, 2007  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

Good point Amy- and I bet the millions they spent on their French Quarter mansion would have been better served being donated to help those people still living in the FEMA trailers.

4:16 PM, January 19, 2007  
Anonymous overpaid shallow celebrity dresser said...

Agreed. The good intentions are wearing thin. I love when we gang up on brad 'n angie! heh

4:59 PM, January 19, 2007  
Anonymous amy said...

Thats just it though, all the money in the world can't help them get out of the trailers because there are NO available contractors. And if your house has minor damage, you can forget it because no contractor will take a small job. This has caused thousands and thousands of illegal Mexicans to flood the area to do the work which in turn has caused the crime rate to go up..before you blast me for that, check out where they have a story about one of them killing a woman in a park. Thats just one story, there are many, many, many. It's a total mess. Now if Ang and Brad could get say 10,000 contractors down there to start working on houses, I'd be so impressed! Till then, they need to shut the hell up.

5:32 PM, January 19, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't understand why she would even say this to the press. The two of them constantly talk about privacy, and yet, no one would have known that they are moving if she didn't tell the national press. Why would she say that the kids will go to school there, knowing that the press will stalk the school trying to get a glimpse of them. I think she has to take that backseat and pretend to be the nice sweet housewife to Brad, because they have to realize that there antics are killing their career. I feel no matter what the two of them say about family first, I don't think that Brad could deal with not being that big star. Not even for, the beautiful, Angelina Jolie. This should be a lesson for all the men that want to cheat on their wife, and be with the person they think everyman in the world wants, Everything that glitter is not gold. Angelina Jolie is 100% psychotic. They both look as if they are trying so hard to put on this brave front that life is great. However, even at the Golden Globe, where Brad one an award, they still seem very much unhappy. At one point she would not even come up with him when he gave the interview to Entertainment tonight. Clearly, even the person that was interviewing him looked little uneasy about that. She only appear happy when she have him all to herself millions of miles from the states. If you look at their interviews from Mr. and Mrs. Smith, them on the red carpet just so happy and loving life. Now, they look absolutely miserable. Unfortunately for Brad, the best is yet to come. They will continue on the free fall, and the world will watch with glee. They deserve everything that they get. They started wrong and they will end even worse. STAY TUNED.

6:44 PM, January 19, 2007  
Anonymous oscd said...

whew. Well that's something to watch.

A huge crew of contractors is needed in N.O.
And wouldn't that be great if they could put some money there... although, the costs may run into much more than even 2 celebrities can handle. Billions? The damage after Katrina? I don't remember, but it was billions... or $150 million.

Didn't catch the Globes, but you're right. Seems like a crack in the facade. And all of a sudden, much talk about their private lives. No need. Just let the cameras follow you guys around... and keep your dignity!

9:29 PM, January 19, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is wanting to get to know "normal moms" LOL
Maybe their husbands.

3:16 PM, January 20, 2007  
Anonymous oscd said...

3:16, lol. post of the year so far!

7:36 AM, January 22, 2007  
Blogger d mumsie said...

N O is just a little spot in the world ready to sink into the ocean due to natural geographic actions.
You can't overcome this errosion pattern and shouldn't waste your time and money; there are million of places and people more deserving.

9:51 AM, January 22, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Read this ==== she is a lunatic. This is when she and Billy Bob were head over heels --- and that ended.

5:45 PM, January 22, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I used to wanna bang Angelina Jolie, but she is a fucking tramp. I would do Jennifer Aniston over her anyday.

10:17 PM, January 22, 2007  

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