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1.30.2007

US WEEKLY GETS IT WRONG. COURTNEY LOVE SAYS SHE'D NEVER GUEST ON AMERICAN IDOL.

"Hellz No!"

Oh Boo hoo. US Weekly got it sooo wrong and is sooo lame for getting my hopes up about CourtneyLove reportedly being considered for American idol (and this is why, if you are going to read a tabloid my dears, stick to the National Enquirer). I just popped over to Courtney's website and this is what she had to say about the whole thing (plus, I am totally adding her use of the word "kerfuffle" to my vocabulary):

court said on 30 Jan 2007 at 7:47 pm
"This kerfuffle is NONSENSE, i said to a friend who obviously passed igt on the wrong way that it was awierdly brilliant PRANK CALL, if it was NOT a prank call i woul dnever ever do that, ive never watche dthat show except once with my daughter i went to the final night, I couldnt even get ON that show nor would i wantt o and no offense to anyone who has been on that show and wantsto be on that show- i have no interest at this point in my life, im interested in putting this record out- doing films and doiung rock shows this summer and being on the road, and thats what i shall do. US misrepresented and misquoted me and nothing i said was ever meant for any publication. I didnt kn ow it wa sgoing to be a big deal but then again ive been very busy and id ont exactly pay attention to pop culture and id ont read tabloids and idont have a google alert i find lofe fAr easier without those things, good reviews are great biut baqd ones suck and its best to nopt read them at all, i like how Ben Kingsley hasnt readhis own press in 2w0 some years, and i aspire to that- last time i read my press was a Brit piece that had me in bed for three dayus and is wor eoff reading my own press after that, of ocuerse i needmy publicist to tell me who to speak to and who nit to but my days of speaking directly to editors etc are behind me- i was followed by paparazzi all day today and have had to get armed security for the evening so we can have some privacy die to that dumb piece wich is ourt of prder an dout of context its TOTALLY RANDOM."

7 Comments:

Anonymous overpaid shallow celebrity dresser said...

It's perfectly clear.

She doesn't talk to editors, just dashes off a quick email to her publicist, who then in turn deciphers her nrxptr#g;sya and hits SEND. How could there be room for a mistake?

10:32 PM, January 30, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank GOD!

How can anyone even understand her illiterate ass. She's a mess.

8:08 AM, January 31, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you say SKANK --- too bad Kurt Cobain did not take her with him.

She is a disgrace to humanity.

I am honestly embarrased to be of the same race as her.

3:49 PM, January 31, 2007  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

she looks like andy warhol there

7:01 PM, January 31, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuckin stupid ass. courtney love is a very respectable woman and she loved her husband . how fuckin dare you say these things about her she is beautiful and she may have shit goin on in her life but did you ever look at your god damn self . the mediaonly looks at the things that are wrong about courtney love . she is so much better than all of you

5:24 PM, February 02, 2007  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

she is NOT better than i am. i am not a druggie mom and i don't expose my child to that kind of lifestyle. get a grip. she is not respectable by any means. respectable is someone who doesn't whine and bitch about how hard life is.

12:24 AM, February 03, 2007  
Anonymous disco duck said...

Agreed with get in mah belly 100%.

Courtney Love is not a "decent" or "respectable" person --- and she has not only actively created AND cultivated that image over a period of many years, but has continued to profit from it as well.

She is a low class (ex)junkie who, through her own free will, chooses to act in a manner that is consistent with the things that have been said about her above.

I have no doubt that she is an intelligent, sentient being who has consciously chosen to create the persona that exists today.

So, bottom line is that you cannot have it both ways. You can't go around acting like a self-indulgent drug consuming moron and the demand that people pretend like you are something other than what you are (and are through your own choice).

Yes, we all have problems, but we all chose how we deal with those problems as well.

And Courtney Love has chosen to be a person who is much less than upstanding.

Sorry. The truth hurts!

But every day is a new beginning and she can choose to turn her ship around at any moment in time.

9:39 AM, February 03, 2007  

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