TONY PARKER POPS THE QUESTION.

Congrats going out to Desperate Housewive's star Eva Longoria and her San Antonio Spurs basketball playing beau, Tony Parker! They couple announced on Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning that they became engaged last night. Eva's rep told PEOPLE that Tony flew to Los Angeles to surprise Eva after his basketball game last night and that "The proposal was romantic and perfect." Awwww! The pair has dated for 2 years and plans on getting married in France next summer.
Listen to Eva & Tony on Ryan's radio show this morning
Source: PEOPLE

NATIONAL LAMPOON'S "SEINFELD: THE LOST EPISODE"

The Michael Richards / Kramer spoof videos have begun. National Lampoon put together this little diddy comprised of clips from the Seinfeld series and Richards' infamous cringe inducing night at The Laugh Factory. Yes, parts of this could be considered offensive, but there are also parts that are really funny. You be the judge! It is National Lampoon after all.

Source: National Lampoon

DANNY DEVITO TOASTY ON THE VIEW?

After a long night of boozing it up with George Clooney, Danny Devito appeared a bit "toasty" this morning on The View. Although Elizabeth Hasselbeck may not have been pleased with Devito's political comments, he sure did make a damn cute alleged drunk. I'm sorry, I can't help it, he is just so short, cuddly and pudgy!

According to the Drudge Report:

Slurring Star Devito bashes Bush in bleep-ridden segment of 'The View' on Wednesday. 'I knew it was the last seven limoncellos that was going to get me,' the 'Deck the Halls' star tells the gals. As co-host Rosie O'Donnell theatrically holds back the spewing actor, Barbara Walters looks on in observable disgust. In next segment in apparent slap at Devito, O'Donnell embraces new guest, Thomas Gibson, and whispers in his ear, 'Nice to see you sober.'

Anything that makes Barbara Walters "look on in observable disgust" is okay in my book, but my favorite part has to be when Devito tries to hold back a burp while talking about Christmas lights. Deck The Halls!
Sources: Vid.click , Drudge Report

THIS WEEK IN THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER:

And this is why I love The National Enquirer folks. If they are not breaking stories (anyone notice how this week Star is all over the Lindsay Lohan overdose story that The Enquirer broke last week?), they always have a refreshing, scandalous cover that stands out from the rest. Plus, in this week's issue they dig deeper into the dark secrets of Michael Richards and what could have caused him to crack, a battle over religion could sadly force Tom & Katie to move out of that honeymoon phase, My Name is Earl's Jason Lee has an ex who accused him of being a lush and if you haven't already had enough of this (or don't really give a you-know-what) this week's cover story provides the "ultimate Hollywood tell-all" about who is and who isn't gay in Hollywood (hey, at least the pictures are fun to look at!).

Cover compliments of The National Enquirer.

THIS WEEK IN US WEEKLY: BRITNEY'S DANGEROUS NEW FRIEND!

Hmmm....maybe this new cover of US Weekly convinced Britney to drop out of co-hosting the Billboard Music Awards and hopefully chill out on her late night partying with you-know-who. Only time will tell. Britney needs to be with those babies instead of prancing around town showing her bits and pieces! Now that I think about it, when on earth are we going to see pictures of Jayden James, huh?

Cover via US Weekly

GOTTI BRAT ARRESTED ON DRUG CHARGES.

Yeah, I didn't recognize him in this booking photo either. Try this one:

I don't know about you, but I could barely stand to watch that Growing Up Gotti show. I kinda like Victoria Gotti, but oh those sons of hers were horrible with their greased up hair and gold freakin' chains *shudder.* It now appears that one of those dear sons, 16 year old Frank Agnello, was arrested on drug charges earlier in the month. The kid was pulled over by cops while driving a rented SUV in Long Island for "failing to heed a stop sign." At the time he was pulled over, police found marijuana, OxyContin and morphine pills in the vehicle's glove compartment, console and trunk. Naughty, Naughty, Frankie! According to police, Agnello was charged with two counts of criminal possession of a controlled substance. Two passengers riding in the car with him were also charged. Agnello, who reportedly plans on pleading not guilty, could face up to a year in prison if convicted. Yeah, yeah, you know that fool will never make it to jail. I say lock the punk up just for having a mouth on him!

Source: Washington Post

Booking photo via TMZ

BRITNEY SPEARS PULLS OUT OF BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS.

Good Lord, I cannot keep up with these fools. You go to bed with one story and then wake up the next morning and it's completely turned around. Okay, so the latest is that contrary to PEOPLE's report last night that Britney Spears and Paris Hilton will be co-hosting Monday's Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Britney has now reportedly pulled OUT of co-hosting the Awards. US Weekly is reporting that FOX told them in the middle of hashing out negotiations, Brit Brit pulled out without any explanation. The Fox source told US, ""We really don't know the reason. But we're disappointed she backed out." Oh, I know what the reason is! There really is a God.

Source: US Weekly

GUM SMACKING & CROTCH SHOTS GALORE! BRITNEY SPEARS & PARIS HILTON TO CO-HOST BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS.

*For those of you looking for "those" photos (and you know what I'm talking about) you can find a link to them HERE. Enjoy, pervs!

PEOPLE is reporting that gag inducing, new BFF's Britney Spears and Paris Hilton will be co-hosting Monday's Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas. The show will be broadcast LIVE from Las Vegas, so it will be interesting to see what these two dumbasses are actually able to pull off. And yes, you read that right, I called Britney a dumbass. Her recent friendship with Paris gave me no other choice than to place her on my shit list.

As of now, Britney and Paris are not scheduled to lipsync, uh, I mean "perform" at the Billboard Music Awards, so hopefully other scheduled guests like Janet Jackson (who will open the show), Gwen Stefani, Mary J. Blige, Ludacris, and the Fray will be able to save this trainwreck of a show. Please, somebody stop the madness!!!
Source: PEOPLE

MORE PRETTY, PRETTY TOM & KATIE WEDDING PHOTOS.

I must say that I am still nowhere near brain overload on the recent wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. HELLO! Magazine got a super exclusive scoop to some beautiful photos from inside the wedding of Mr. and Mrs. Cruise and they are just gorrrrgeous darlings. I will escape the madness of Paris, Britney and Lindsay, go to a happy place and look at pictures of Katie's stunning, flowy dress along with Katie and Tom's happy smiles over all the horrifying crotch shots floating around of Britney Spears' cooter any day.

In other Tom Cruise wedding news, Janet Charlton is reporting that snitches over at Armani said that due to Tommy's recent 20 lb weight gain, the poor fellow was forced to wear a girdle underneath his wedding tuxedo. Egh, happens to the best of us.

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PETA UNVEALS 2006 'WORST-DRESSED' LIST.

Wow. Once again, PETA has spared no punches when it comes to announcing the top candidates for their annual celebrity 'Worst-Dressed' list. The following list and nasty remarks appeared on their website for their 2006 top picks for 'Worst-Dressed' fur wearing whores:

1. Nicole Richie: This pelt-wearing party girl is all animal skin and bones. She's an incredible shrinking woman with the heart to match.
2. Ashley Olsen: Wearing fur does add 20 pounds, but if Ashley wants to fill out her frame, we suggest using a fork instead.
3. Christina Ricci: Disregarding the holiday season's "Peace on Earth" message, Ricci recently posed for a magazine cover wearing fur from slaughtered reindeer. At least she's not into fur hats: Imagine how many more pelts it would take to cover that forehead.
4. Eva Longoria: You'd think she'd be more sympathetic to the plight of rabbits considering the way she screws around like one on Wisteria Lane.

Yeah, yeah, I'm not for wearing fur either and all that other kind of jazz, but does throwing out vicious personal attacks against these women instead of just stating the cold, brutal facts of, "Ricci wore fur from slaughtered reindeer," really help support their cause? I'm not a fan of half of these women, but c'mon, the line about Christina Ricci's unusually large forehead was just sooo unfortunate.

Source: Fur Is Dead

KID ROCK IS AN INSECURE, ANGRY MAN.

Ooooh! So the dirt has been spilled as to why Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock broke up. One of Pammy's friends told Page Six that the cause of the break up was due to Kid's "male insecurity and major anger issues." He allegedly got all kinds of angry at Pamela during a recent screening of the movie Borat, held at Universal Studio chief Ron Meyer's home a couple weeks back.

Page Six reports:
"Ron Meyer held a screening of 'Borat' at his house for a bunch of people, including Pam and Bob," says an Anderson pal. "It was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn't like it." "Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing. "Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night.
"Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them," the friend relates. "Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man."

Love it. Calling a man "angry and insecure" is a wonderful non-violent way to take a shot at a bastard who done you wrong. The only thing that would have topped it would be calling him an "angry, little, insecure man." Hmm...maybe the clip from the Pamela and Tommy Lee sex tape featured in the Borat movie didn't sit too well with Kid Rock's ego? Sorry Kid, but the sooner you accept the fact that Tommy Lee will always be hotter and dirtier than you, the better things will be for all of us. If I have any sympathy in this matter, it's for Pamela, who like so many women, will let a man's stupid ass bad traits slip to the side during the good times in hopes that one day, those bad traits will magically *poof* disappear. If I may once again quote my favorite words of wisdom from good 'ol Dr. Phil McGraw, "The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior." Thank you.
Source: Page Six

LET'S JUST HOPE HER STALKER DOESN'T FIND OUT!

Yes, I know I am a bit late on this news, but my unenthusiastic attitude over this subject got the best of me. Seriously, does anyone over the age of 16 give a rat's ass about Hilary Duff and Joel Madden breaking up? She is 19 and he is 27 and they dated for two years. Hilary is a sweetheart and I wish only the best for the dear, but it was kinda pervy for a 25 year old to start dating a 17 year old in the first place.
Source: Star Magazine

JESSICA AND NICK NAMED IN LATEST SEX TAPE RUMOR.

Believe it if you will, there is now a rumor floating that there is a Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey sex tape up for grabs. Apparently sources are claiming to Britain's Daily Sport that the tape does exist and "has fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video." Uh oh. It is also rumored that this tape will be leaked to the internet if Jessica does not pay up the big bucks. Um, yeeahhh, isn't that called something like blackmail or extortion? The tape reportedly features everyone's former favorite couple engaging in "various sex acts" and Jessica is said to be horrified at the thought of it possibly leaking to the public. A source told Britain's Daily Sport, "Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles." Say wha? I don't know about you, but that's one celebrity sex tape I might shamefully want to take a peek at. You heard me.

Source: Female First

DOH! PAMELA ANDERSON & KID ROCK DIVORCING.

Oh you have gottttt to be kidding me! Newlyweds Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock have filed for divorce after three months of marriage. PEOPLE is reporting that both parties filed divorce petitions and Pamela's rep has confirmed that she filed for the big D last week. Pamela posted the following message on her website today:

1/27/2006

Divorce Yes, it's true.

Unfortunately impossible.

Ooooh so dramatic! How can a divorce be "impossible" though? Heh. No word yet aside from that boring "irreconcilable differences" on why the kids called it quits, but the timing is strange and odd considering Pamela reportedly just suffered a miscarriage a couple weeks back. I am now, totally intrigued about what happened. Did he cheat on Pamela with a groupie? Did she come across that disgusting sex video he made in a trailer with Scott Stapp? Did they realize that tying the knot after a couple weeks traveling on a yacht in San Tropez was a stupid ass idea? Only time will tell.... In other sad Pamela news, ten days ago she posted on her website that she feared her groggy, medicated chihuahua dog Luca, who was running freely on her private beach, was stolen by either a construction crew or odd uninvited commoner seen walking through the public accessways. Damn, I care more about knowing if she found that puppy than I do her divorcing that Coors beer gut Kid Rock. Priorities people! Help find Luca!

Source: PEOPLE

CHAD LOWE HOLDS NO GRUDGE TOWARDS THAT NARKY HILARY SWANK.

Okay. So practically everyone and their mother crucified Hilary Swank when she revealed a secret to Vanity Fair that her ex, Chad Lowe had battled a substance abuse problem (sniff, sniff) during their marriage. Chad, who to my glee will join the cast on the upcoming season of "24," has come out to say, "c'mon y'all, please don't hate Hilary for having a big ass horse mouth! She was a good wife!" Alright, maybe he didn't say it in those exact words, but he did spill the following nice things about his ex in an interview airing tonight on Extra:

"I am so grateful to Hilary for her support of me in a very difficult time in my life three and a half years ago," said Lowe. "What hurt me more than anything is that people would think that she wasn't there for me and she was." He adds: "She was the love of my life, and that's not something you just shut off. I will always love her."

Aww, I love that Chad Lowe I tell ya. Hilary, egh, whatever...I still think she opened that mouth of hers to land the Vanity Fair cover.

Source: PEOPLE

LISTEN TO GWEN STEFANI'S NEW CD "THE SWEET ESCAPE."

Oh weeee! Even though Gwen Stefani's new album The Sweet Escape doesn't hit stores for another week, AOL Music is streaming it in its entirety NOW. Listen up and shake it, shake it, shake it, HERE.

MICHAEL RICHARDS SEEKS FORGIVENESS THROUGH JESSE JACKSON.

Gah! I knew it! In an effort to save his fractured reputation, Michael Richards turned to the one and only Jesse Jackson and appeared as a guest on his radio show over the weekend. Amidst Richards trying to convince everyone again that he is not a racist, only someone with a hella lot of rage in him, he (oh I can barely stand to type this...) threw out the old standard line telling Jackson, "I was brought up in a black neighborhood until I was 11 years old. My best friends were African Americans." Ohhhh, best friends...okay then. Whether you want to accept what he is saying as truth or not, I simply cannot handle hearing many more of these cringe inducing, incredibly uncomfortable apologies Richards is partaking in. Hey, it's good that he is out there trying to make nice and what not, but as one of those people who literally feels the embarrassment for others when they do something stupid, I can't take much more of this. Wow, sucks to be him.

*Listen to Richards' express his love for African Americans HERE

BRAD & ANGIE'S TURKEY DAY.

Golden couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took a trip to Vietnam and decided to hit the town riding double on a motorcycle, sans helmets. What the hell? Tsk Tsk! With a ranch full of children at home and mad photogs constantly on their asses, Mommy and Daddy should be more careful not to crack their heads open! The lovebirds reportedly spent Thanksgiving in Vietnam and went out for a delightful bike ride in Ho Chi Minh City, followed by dinner at a popular Vietnamese restaurant converted from an old temple. @!*%ing thrilling.
Source: The Showbuzz

WHY?

Okay. I'm not going to lie. I am having serious, serious, issues with my girl Britney Spears of late. Aside from the lovely little, "Look at me! I'm getting a divorce!" ice skating jaunt photos we saw of Britney with former manager Larry Rudolph a couple weeks back, an unsettling amount of images have surfaced with Britney and ... oh, It's painful to say it....Paris Hilton. There have been shots of Britney dancing with Paris at Tryst in Vegas, where Britney, who appeared to have gotten too hot and sweaty dancing to Paris' crappy music, decided to remove her pants and dance in just her shirt and fishnets. I have only seen pictures of her sitting down, but Lord, how I pray the girl was wearing underwear. If that wasn't bad enough, the New York Daily News reports that suddenly there are now crotch photos of Britney getting out of cars and not properly holding her skirt down, a move Paris Hilton made famous. Pukey. Then, when we finally see Britney the way we should, out in public with baby Sean Preston again, she's still got whore Hilton on her other arm again and she let Hilton hold the baby!! Oh the horrors! I don't know. I am going to reserve final judgment on this one. I want Ms. Brit to be happy and all girls know that hanging out with your girlfriends after a break up is really good therapy. But Britney, please, select your bitches more wisely! Everyone was loving you again after you got the balls to dump Federline, don't be messing up future comeback album sales now by hanging with the Hilton. Plus, you can't trust that bitch, the next thing you know, she'll be screwing Federline!

THIS WEEK IN THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER: BACKSTABBING, DEATH THREATS, DRUG OVERDOSE, OH MY!

Cover compliments of The National Enquirer

THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER REPORTS: LINDSAY LOHAN OVERDOSED ON COCAINE AND PILLS!

Oh what a shocker! Excuse me while I put on my sarcasm hat. The National Enquirer has a world exclusive story that Lindsay Lohan allegedly OD'd on a cocktail of coke (and I'm not talking about the kind that makes the whole world smile) and pain killers, Nov. 12th. A friend of Lindsays reportedly found her all coked out and unconscious in her room at the Chateau Marmont (I thought they finally got rid of her ass there, no?) and called a doctor to come to Lindsay's rescue. The Enquirer reports that the doctor was able to revive her, but not before finding a big pile 'o prescription drugs and stashes of that nasty cocaine, so says an "insider." They add that the doctor also "flushed the coke down the toilet and bagged up 7 different prescription drugs" and insisted Lindsay check into the hospital and then rehab. Even with the doctor's insistence, she reportedly refused to do both.

I know Thanksgiving is coming up and we are supposed to be kind at this time of the year and all, but what a stupid, dumb bitch! Just watch, the next time something like this happens, the doctor wont be able to revive her and her death will cause her to become a freakin' unworthy legend in Hollywood or some shit like that. Hey, now that I think about it, it's probably the best way for her to have a shot at that Oscar she plans on winning before she turns 30!

Source: The National Enquirer

YOU CAN CALM DOWN NOW. NO BRITNEY/KEVIN SEX TAPE EXISTS.

For anyone hoping to sneak a peak at the rumored Britney Spears/Kevin Federline "sex tape," you're shit out of luck. Federline's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan released a statement today denying the existence of such a tape and his clients reported efforts to try and sell it.

Kaplan's statement:

"While this is endemic of countless false and inaccurate stories that have made their way into the media regarding Kevin, his marriage to Britney, and the divorce proceedings which they are presently going through, I want to put this issue to rest once and for all." "There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else."

Sorry pervs! I never believed the rumor anyway. Who knows though, the way our Brit has unfortunately been gallivanting around with Paris Hilton of late, you never know what might eventually show up involving those two girls. Oh the horror!

Source: AP

NEW MUSIC TUESDAY HITTIN' Y'ALL UPSIDE THE HEAD!

Oh yes! There is a ton of great music hitting stores today, so enjoy the following full album streams from a bunch of great artists. Plus, I hope everyone who ever claimed to be a fan of Chris Daughtry's (American Idol) and was outraged when he was eliminated from the show goes out and buys his new CD this week. Let's make a dent in those week one sales! I've already purchased my copy!

Listen to Daughtry

Listen to 2 Pac: Pac's Life

Listen to U2 "18 Singles"
Listen to Jay Z: Kingdom Come

Listen to Snoop Dogg: Tha Blue Carpet Treatment

MICHAEL RICHARDS ATTEMPTS APOLOGY ON LETTERMAN.

Michael Richards appeared via satellite on The Late Show with David Letterman last night in an effort to apologize for his on stage N word laden tirade after being heckled at a recent Laugh Factory appearance. Here's a YouTube clip for anyone who missed it and wants to watch Richards in a cringe worthy uncomfortable moment, try to convince everyone he "is not a racist." Pathetic. The only line he forgot to throw out there during last night's apology was, "I swear! Some of my best friends are black!" I don't care what he says, how angry he claims to have been ... when you allow words and thoughts like that to go through your brain, let alone come out your mouth over and over and over again as Richards did that night, you are an idiot racist. Equally uncomfortable was when poor Jerry Seinfeld, who was only trying to do good, was forced to reprimand the laughing audience members by pleading, "stop laughing, it's not funny," in the middle of the apology. It appears some of the audience had no idea about the scandal that occured with Richards, or, just found giggles with the fact that he kept using the term "Afro-American."

O.J. SIMPSON BOOK & INTERVIEW CANCELLED.

News Corp has cancelled the the planned O.J. Simpson "If I Did It" television interview on Fox and also the publication of his book of the same title. After an infuriated public roared their disgust and anger over O.J. Simpson's plans to tell the world "hypothetically" how he would have killed his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman "If He Did It"(so tacky!), NewsCorp chairman Rupert Murdoch nixed the project. In a statement released today, Murdoch said, "I and senior management agree with the American public that this was an ill-considered project." We are sorry for any pain that this has caused the families of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman." Gee, too bad they didn't think of that when O.J. was floating around his book offer or before they filmed the interview with him. Not to mention, I bet that bastard O.J. won't have to give back a penny of the 3.5 million he reportedly got for the book. Right on to the public for expressing their outrage over this project though. I guess it goes to show you that sometimes, peoples voices are heard. Oh, that is, except O.J.'s! Booyah!

Source: Fox News

MICHAEL RICHARDS SINGLE-HANDEDLY SELF DESTRUCTS CAREER IN ONE EVENING.

Oh man. What in the world is wrong with Michael Richards (aka: Kramer on Seinfeld)? TMZ has a video of him going off on a racial tirade on stage this weekend at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood. It appears as though Richards had a heckler in the audience and responded to said heckler by screaming at him like a maniac and calling him the N word over and over. What the hell? Well, since there aren't any excuses for this type of behavior, Richards probably kissed the little career he had remaining (and it ain't much) after Seinfeld goodbye. I bet next thing we'll hear is that "drugs or alcohol" were to blame for his behavior and that Richard's will promptly be checking into rehab in a bid to save his career, yadda, yadda, yadda ...

*Watch Michael Richards being an idiot*

Source: TMZ

THE TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES WEDDING PHOTO.

Awww. Gorgeous.
Read all the details of Tom and Katie's nups here.

and here...

Photo: Robert Evans via Rogers & Cowan

DAVID BLAINE REVEALS DETAILS OF TUESDAY'S STUNT!

At a press conference in New York today, David Blaine revealed the details of his latest stunt, set to begin on Tuesday.

AFP reports:

Blaine will try to escape from shackles after spending two days in a spinning gyroscope suspended above New York next week, the illusionist said Friday, unveiling his latest stunt.

On Tuesday, Blaine will be locked spread eagle into the gyroscope, which will then be hoisted 15 metres (50 feet) into the air and spun at up to eight revolutions a minute until Thursday, when he will try to escape.

The latest challenge was dreamed up by retail giant Target and the Salvation Army, who will give 100 needy children a shopping spree when the stunt is over and the Thanksgiving Day sales begin on Friday.
The children get the prize whether or not Blaine makes it.
Blaine said one of his biggest concerns in the challenge, besides not eating or drinking, would be dizziness.
"Just to make it more difficult on myself, I added a motor (to the gyroscope), so even when I'm sleeping there'll be continuous movement. ... I think I'm going to have to stay awake the whole time," he said.
"This one's exciting for me. This one's a fun one," he said.

Of course I can't wait to see this, but as someone whose middle name is "motion sickness," I feel nauseous just thinking about that constant spinning!

Source: AFP

HEIDI FLEISS GIVES MIKE TYSON A JOB AT THE STUD FARM.

Someone, please make some room so I can puke and please let this be a joke. It is being reported that former boxing champion and convicted rapist Mike Tyson is going to go to work for the one and only Heidi Fleiss. Heidi, who bought 60 acres of land in Nevada to open a legalized brothel for women, has hired Tyson to be one of her "studs." As one of Fleiss' newest employees, she says of Tyson, ""I told him: 'You're going to be my big stallion.'"It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson." Um, yeah, no Heidi ... It's every woman's fear that she will be raped by Mike Tyson. Tyson on the other hand, seems to be more than ready to take on his new job challenge and told a reporter, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."

When Heidi was a professional Madame, she always used to say she took care of "her girls." Granted, the woman is not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, but sweet heavens! You would hope considering she is opening this brothel for women, that she would have the sense not to hire a freakin' rapist pig, ear biting animal. What the hell is wrong with this world?! Even more frightening is the fact that there will be some women out there totally wack and sick in the head that will go and line up to be fucked by Tyson. Ugh!

Source: Ireland Online

DUMBASS OF THE WEEK: KIMBERLY STEWART.

Who? Yeah, I know. Reports are surfacing that Kimberly Stewart (daughter of Rod Stewart and friend of Paris Hilton -figures-) is suffering from liver disease caused by excessive alcohol consumption. Rod was recently quoted as saying, "She just discovered that she has a very serious liver illness from drinking too much." "She said to me, 'Dad, I'm half Scottish, I thought I was allowed to drink a lot.' I said, 'No, darling, it doesn't work like that.'" Whatever! A stupid bitch like that brought it on herself and deserves it. Dumbass!

Source: Female First

LINE-UP ANNOUNCED FOR VH1'S "CELEBRITY FIT CLUB 5!"

Fans of VH1's Celebrity Fit Club are going to have to wait until April for their next installment of the series, but here's the line-up of celeb's who will be working their asses off to get rid of that junk in the trunk on celebrity Fit Club 5:

Maureen McCormick (The Brady Bunch), Dustin Diamond (Saved By The Bell), Tiffany (pop star), Cledus T. Judd (country music artist), Da Brat (Hip Hop Artist), Ross "The Intern" Mathews (The Tonight Show), Kimberley Locke (American Idol) and Warren G (rapper).

LIZA MINNELLI QUOTE OF THE DAY!

"I hope he gets “f****d by a kangaroo and eaten by crocs!”
- on her soon-to-be ex-husband David Gest's appearance in UK reality TV show I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, set in the Australian jungle.
Source: The Sun Online

LISTEN TO CHRIS DAUGHTRY'S NEW CD!

Hey fans of Chris Daughtry, here's your chance to preview Daughtry, one of the most anticipated CD's of the year! It hits stores Tuesday November 21st, but you can listen to the entire cd right now! I am so glad it didn't take Chris forever to put out his CD like some previous American Idol contestants. It stays true to Daughtry's style and although that "style" can tend to sound a tiny bit repetitive, Daughtry has some truly strong stand out tracks. As a Chris Daughtry fan, I am not disappointed. Now all we need is a tour! Enjoy!!
Listen to Daughtry

Radio Worthy: Over You (also best track!),It's Not Over, What About Now.

Track Listing:
1. It's Not Over
2. Used To
3. Home
4. Over You
5. Crashed
6. Feels Like Tonight
7. What I Want (featuring Slash)
8. Breakdown
9. Gone
10. There And Back Again
11. All These Lives
12. What About Now

SURI HITS THE TOWN WITH MOMMY & DADDY.

Awww, here's Tom, Katie and baby Suri on their way out to dinner in Rome, just days before the happy couple ties the knot. Suri is adorable, but I can't get over Tom Cruise and his emerging double chin. Either he's getting fat on love or it's just the angle! He always used to be so fit!

Photo credit: AP/Reuters