Tabloid Whore!



Okay. I'm not going to lie. I am having serious, serious, issues with my girl Britney Spears of late. Aside from the lovely little, "Look at me! I'm getting a divorce!" ice skating jaunt photos we saw of Britney with former manager Larry Rudolph a couple weeks back, an unsettling amount of images have surfaced with Britney and ... oh, It's painful to say it....Paris Hilton. There have been shots of Britney dancing with Paris at Tryst in Vegas, where Britney, who appeared to have gotten too hot and sweaty dancing to Paris' crappy music, decided to remove her pants and dance in just her shirt and fishnets. I have only seen pictures of her sitting down, but Lord, how I pray the girl was wearing underwear. If that wasn't bad enough, the New York Daily News reports that suddenly there are now crotch photos of Britney getting out of cars and not properly holding her skirt down, a move Paris Hilton made famous. Pukey. Then, when we finally see Britney the way we should, out in public with baby Sean Preston again, she's still got whore Hilton on her other arm again and she let Hilton hold the baby!! Oh the horrors! I don't know. I am going to reserve final judgment on this one. I want Ms. Brit to be happy and all girls know that hanging out with your girlfriends after a break up is really good therapy. But Britney, please, select your bitches more wisely! Everyone was loving you again after you got the balls to dump Federline, don't be messing up future comeback album sales now by hanging with the Hilton. Plus, you can't trust that bitch, the next thing you know, she'll be screwing Federline!


Blogger Tinkerish said...

Why would she not wear panties with a skirt that short? I'm sorry, that is very low class and cheap.

12:13 PM, November 27, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

i could never do that. i need to feel like i'm being protected. i love britney's legs

6:03 PM, November 27, 2006  
Blogger Distressed Jeans said...

I can almost see where babies are made from that skirt!

Oh Britney. tsk tsk.

6:23 PM, November 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's going to be a custody battle.

Britney can't dress herself, or behave in any kind of publicly responsible fashion, apparently.

Kevin Federline as the custodial parent...nuff said.

I'll take the kids!

12:37 AM, December 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Britney is a Skank (note the capital S).
She bangs K-flop and falls in love with her first orgasm, marries it and her stock drops by 70% pops out a tot and her stock drops another 10% (now it's just another worn out playground, scarred as a bonus) then, whoa! another tot drops another 10% leaving her stock worth down 90% from what it once was. (admit it, she was keyword "was" hot, you'd have done her) So now her value is about 10%. The way I see it, the only thing that may notice I say "may" bring her back another 40-50% is going from popstar to porn queen. unless of course, she keeps showing us for free then it's down another 10% leaving her non-value added. Britt, either close them or open them all the way up. The indecision and bald, scarred cootch peeks are nasty. (nasty in the "old school" definition)

11:11 AM, December 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All girls should do this.Real men love these sluts.Yummy!Good girl Britney.Loce Ed

12:54 PM, December 07, 2006  
Anonymous John Smith said...

Everyone really knows deep down that you love this...It's not disgusting

2:33 PM, December 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


1:56 PM, February 18, 2007  
Anonymous Ken said...

I think it's wrong to down grade a girl for her being herself or just having fun as some would see it, she has been thru alot and when she wants to act out or be silly, you cant say we havent all done something like do something or act silly and then wish we had'nt later but we did it as fun at the time.. if you dont know the ladie dont judge her..know her first then judge.

5:39 PM, March 05, 2007  

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