DOH! PAMELA ANDERSON & KID ROCK DIVORCING.

Oh you have gottttt to be kidding me! Newlyweds Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock have filed for divorce after three months of marriage. PEOPLE is reporting that both parties filed divorce petitions and Pamela's rep has confirmed that she filed for the big D last week. Pamela posted the following message on her website today:

1/27/2006

Divorce Yes, it's true.

Unfortunately impossible.

Ooooh so dramatic! How can a divorce be "impossible" though? Heh. No word yet aside from that boring "irreconcilable differences" on why the kids called it quits, but the timing is strange and odd considering Pamela reportedly just suffered a miscarriage a couple weeks back. I am now, totally intrigued about what happened. Did he cheat on Pamela with a groupie? Did she come across that disgusting sex video he made in a trailer with Scott Stapp? Did they realize that tying the knot after a couple weeks traveling on a yacht in San Tropez was a stupid ass idea? Only time will tell.... In other sad Pamela news, ten days ago she posted on her website that she feared her groggy, medicated chihuahua dog Luca, who was running freely on her private beach, was stolen by either a construction crew or odd uninvited commoner seen walking through the public accessways. Damn, I care more about knowing if she found that puppy than I do her divorcing that Coors beer gut Kid Rock. Priorities people! Help find Luca!

Source: PEOPLE