Tabloid Whore!



Oh you have gottttt to be kidding me! Newlyweds Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock have filed for divorce after three months of marriage. PEOPLE is reporting that both parties filed divorce petitions and Pamela's rep has confirmed that she filed for the big D last week. Pamela posted the following message on her website today:

Divorce Yes, it's true.
Unfortunately impossible.
Ooooh so dramatic! How can a divorce be "impossible" though? Heh. No word yet aside from that boring "irreconcilable differences" on why the kids called it quits, but the timing is strange and odd considering Pamela reportedly just suffered a miscarriage a couple weeks back. I am now, totally intrigued about what happened. Did he cheat on Pamela with a groupie? Did she come across that disgusting sex video he made in a trailer with Scott Stapp? Did they realize that tying the knot after a couple weeks traveling on a yacht in San Tropez was a stupid ass idea? Only time will tell.... In other sad Pamela news, ten days ago she posted on her website that she feared her groggy, medicated chihuahua dog Luca, who was running freely on her private beach, was stolen by either a construction crew or odd uninvited commoner seen walking through the public accessways. Damn, I care more about knowing if she found that puppy than I do her divorcing that Coors beer gut Kid Rock. Priorities people! Help find Luca!
Source: PEOPLE


Blogger get in mah belly said...

so dumb

6:00 PM, November 27, 2006  
Blogger Distressed Jeans said...

I just cant believe it. First Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora and now this! Not to mention K. Fed and Britney and Bobby Brown and Whitney. There should absolutely be a Celebrity Blind Date show on tv with all these newly single stars.

6:22 PM, November 27, 2006  
Blogger dish me the dirt... said...

It's like these fucking people go on week long drug binges that make them temporarily stupid!!! What were they thinking anyway? What a joke!!!

God, you would think they would be A LITTLE emabarrassed....

7:32 PM, November 27, 2006  

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